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How is it proposed Seinfeld skits are always funnier than anything that was ever on the show?

# ¿ Nov 28, 2015 22:51

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 00:30

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I also hate Jerry Seinfeld's smug-rear end face, so that might have something to do with it.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2015 15:55

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Son of Thunderbeast posted:

well it sounds like one but apparently it's still just a food processor, but in a different housing, that isn't used to mulch songbirds, as insanely and hilariously psychotic as that would have been

I've read this over and over and I still can't wrap my head around it. Why make it look like a birdhouse?
"Haha, I filled this Snickers with razors! I'd never give it to any kids of course, but isn't that just the craziest?"

# ¿ Dec 14, 2015 21:36

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But why?!

# ¿ Dec 14, 2015 21:46

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sweeperbravo posted:

maybe he's too wacky and quirky for you huh!!!!!! bet you don't even laugh at big bang theory

So if I make literal death traps and don't use them, can I be fun and wacky too? :ohdear:

# ¿ Dec 14, 2015 22:06

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Greatbacon posted:

Most signs point to yes

Missing the trap part. Let's stick it in a jack-in-the-box.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2015 22:40

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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Here is the thing about Goon Bird Death House:

It's like owning a gun. Just because you have one, that doesn't mean you're going to shoot anybody with it. But you still have it.

EDIT: Maybe a sword would be a better example in this case.

More like sticking a birdhouse on the end of your gun and swearing to not use it.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 17:05

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Solice Kirsk posted:

It's like a real life cartoon device, only instead of Sylvester building a birdhouse around his head its a literal bird torture house.

David Parker Raven.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 17:39

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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

so were you thinking of some kind of roll-on reodorant stick steeped with eau de vagina that transwomen can buy, or what

I skimmed it the first time and thought she was rejoicing that the cat was eating her tampons. Honestly, the probation made more sense that way.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2016 15:06

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burexas.irom posted:

You people.

The gently caress's this supposed to mean?!

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 13:36

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Welcome to the city where there is no crime.
Everybody knows where Granos is all the time.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 19:58

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Pick, eat the cheese.

# ¿ May 21, 2017 05:34

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Grassy Knowles posted:

These rock puns were good but it's time to clear the slate

I norite?

# ¿ Oct 26, 2017 15:19

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So I watched my dad play Orion and Masters of Magic as a kid and we had a good time. I never realized how lucky I was. Or even that it was a situation where I should consider luck.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2017 21:28

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I knew a man named Dick Peck. He was an awful pervert who at one party, groped my sister, her friend and a middle-aged father of three.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2017 07:12

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Coq au Nandos posted:

It's nice that your sister is friends with a middle-aged father of three.

Oxford comma, but she was. They even met up to ditch the party afterward.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2017 08:05

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 00:30

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cock hero flux posted:

hollywood is controlled by clairvoyant pedophiles who molest children because it lets them see the future

Huh, you'd think they'd stop molesting kids once their future vision reached election night.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2017 06:59

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