Puppy Galaxy posted:

Wait really? You think that? For real?

cock hero flux posted:

yeah I plan to never use my automatic bird crusher on actual birds

cock hero flux posted:

Pet Island?

Intoluene posted:

Challenge accepted.

SLAMMYsosa posted:

back in November two of my (former) coworkers got in a brake cleaner fight, each dual wielding sure shots, just like standing still spraying a constant stream of brakleen at each other's dicks, and then one of them put down his empty sprayers, walked to his tool box, grabbed his camel lights, then produced a lighter from his pocket and flicked it once I guess to test it before he went outside to smoke and just from the spark he was immediately completely engulfed in flames and ran around screaming and flailing his arms while one dude sprayed him with a hose and some of us got him on the ground and tried to pat it out but he was on fire for at least a full minute before all of the brakleen cooked off of him

one guy was just wailing on the dude's dick the entire time because, as he lated explained, he was just thinking how much he would hate to have his own dick burned off and it was where the highest concentration of the brake cleaner was but it was great because at one point the guy who was on fire was literally like trying to defend himself from the dick slapping guy. like dude is completely on fire but was still more concerned with getting his dick wailed on. pretty good stuff

the singular most stupid thing I have ever seen in my life but at least now I know what burning human flesh smells like

ryonguy posted:

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

The idea of someone trying to explain GBS to the FBI is hilarious.

AtomD posted:

Oh, that character is called Clear Delay Loon, which means "moonlight" in French. It's so obvious!
And of course everyone knew Bower Geo Izzy would end up being from the upper class.
Weird that people didn't know that Kennest Passborn literally translates to "This isn't good!"

Goddammit.

Ianiniho posted:

What is Barnacle Jim?

Kavak posted:

Skylark...funny?

Baron von Eevl posted:

Occasionally it's Dickbutt.

burexas.irom posted:

Did you just badly photoshop dickbutt into the very panel in which it was created?

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I mean ultimately that's probably pretty close to how the whole thing started. Some dude probably made a really insightful observation at some point about how the GR can describe an aesthetically pleasing composition, and then tons of people took it to be a direct causal relationship until someone heard about it and popularized it as some obscure law of art.

little munchkin posted:

it's really weird how the same group of people are howling with laughter and using the word schadenfreude improperly

Karate Bastard posted:

No that hurts like a motherfucker just use ky.

SlimGoodBody posted:

On that note, I think Bizarro, while maybe not a good villain to carry a movie, could be a tragic and beautiful piece of plot for a Supes movie. Someone (maybe Luthor, yawn) attempts to clone a Superman they can control, or maybe reverse engineer Superman-like abilities with a few drops of his blood. They want to use it to discredit the original Supes and turn public opinion against him. Bizarro ends up breaking loose and rampaging.

Don't make him evil, make him really dishearteningly broken in the head. He just keeps trying to "help" and "do the right thing," but he gets it all wrong because he's mentally deficient. Think Lenny trying to pet the rabbits. The plot arc culminates in Superman realizing that no amount of interposing will ever stop Bizarro from trying to do the right thing, just as no amount of interference would ever stop Superman from trying to do the right thing. We see Superman crying as he has to beat the life out of Bizarro, who doesn't understand what he's done. Superman doesn't want to do it, but it's a burden he has to bear in order to make the world safer. Supes has a period of reflection on whether he's any different, or if he's getting in the way of humanity moving itself forward by coddling it so much. He decides that he has to follow Bizarro's example and keep trying to do right, no matter what, and goes to take on the big bad guy that was responsible for/controlling Bizarro with a new sense of anger and purpose.

Or something. Whatever. You get the idea.

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I've predicted all these jokes through mathematics.

many johnnys posted:

Sounds like a good way to get shot by someone with nothing to lose.

Doctor J Off posted:

Keep your ear to the ground. Look for underground currents. Listen to the wind in the trees, hear the whispers. Bundle up onion grass, and sauté them in butter with leeks and chives. Extend every fifth step to a lurch on a walk down to the crossroads on the second hour after a rainstorm, and identify yourself to a stranger who will step out of the shadows.

rezatahs posted:

did you just reveal the wu-tang secret

PBS Newshour posted:

How did that thread not just become about that post, you know there is something seriously going wrong when goons in that thread aren't making fun of that post and nothing else for 10 pages.

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I mean, yeah. If you can't get long, hard meat down your throat without choking, I don't know what to say to you.

Moon Atari posted:

I remember the dnf thread also featured Microwave, son of Microwave's mom, being ganged up on and mocked about his hot mother because he was the only person prior to release really insisting that it would be poo poo. I recall a heavily quoted photoshop of duke cupping his mom's breasts and I'm not certain but I think he might have said something like "I don't know why you think my mom's hotness invalidates my argument".

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Axemaniac

Crocoswine posted:

in a relatively recent thread in QCS it was made clear that Lowtax hates GBS and straight up closing it is something he's considered, so we can only hope

freeedr posted:

I can't tell which word

RyokoTK posted:

dpack_1 posted:

Wait what? That doesn't rhyme at all. How are you pronouncing .gif?

Jedit posted:

Imagine four balls on the edge of a butte, you might say.

Skoll posted:

Anime seems very divisive here.

theflyingorc posted:

...I BELIEVE he became a mod almost immediately AFTER he posted that, if I remember my timeline correctly.

Hot Dog Kickstarter gets posted to be mocked -> Noni waxes philosphical - > goons begin funding it - > Noni made mod -> Kickstarter finishes, Christmas presents given.

Cacafuego posted:

I coulda swore that ended with no xmas presents given because goon dad funded the frog dogger

purple death ray posted:

Why are yall still making bad holocaust jokes

Antivehicular posted:

Yeah, if dude really has a health issue, that sucks, but... why keep eating hot dogs? If there's one food you can pretty safely discard with no meaningful decline in your quality of life, it's hot dogs.

Hogge Wild posted:

i'm really that my pyf your favorite jew thread was gassed

Field Mousepad posted:

Pretty much everyone here is to some degree. That's not a joke, we're all kinds of hosed up.

shut up blegum posted:

Idgi

Danaru posted:

I feel bad for misterbibs sometimes, but also god drat it's hilarious every time he gets dogpiled

Pastry of the Year posted:

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Instead of an airplane engine killing him, he gets hit by the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile