tactlessbastard posted:

They didn't do it thoroughly enough

purple death ray posted:

Me saying "that's racist" isn't telling anybody what they can or can't do, it's just stating that it is in fact racist and not funny

Whether you can or can't do after that is completely up to you

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I think a Chinese person telling me about something that happens in China while she and I are living in China probably has more weight than 'some guy I know," but okay, if you really want to be lovely to me about it, good luck and I hope you find what you are looking for!

Spanish Manlove posted:

Please stop with the poo poo catchprases and terrible, lazy posts.

fishmech posted:

superior to all bullshit euro joysticks

Jerry Cotton posted:

oh sorry i... i didn't realize. here, this thread is for you: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3856974

Smoke posted:

Correct sticker orientation is an important job.

MizPiz posted:

Bold strategy to try to get conservatives to support public transportation

Cubone posted:

I'm the liars

quote:

“JUMPED ON BED - TOOTHBRUSH WAS ON BED AND WENT UP PATIENT’S RECTUM”
“SAT DOWN ON THE SOFA AND ACCIDENTALLY SAT ON A BALL POINT PEN, PEN LODGES IN RECTUM”

e: allegedly doctors colloquially refer to this kind of injury as SIG's, or "self-inflicted gerbils"
just wanted to share that

Spanish Manlove posted:

Then I'll die as I lived. Happy King's Day, avs.

Dumb Lowtax posted:

U.T. Raptor posted:

Paladinus posted:

My avatar is a curse, but also a blessing.

Ultramega posted:

Yo xander77 i understand you don't like me because I doxxed you but maybe other people are genuinely curious to hear about the oppression you faced as an ethnic minority in a communist country? I'm not asking you to like me or even be civil with me because you do have a legitimate reason to dislike me even if it's been like 3 or so years since that happened.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Krankenstyle posted:

Gripweed posted:

burexas.irom posted:

Landerig eating some serious dick on there

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

sheesh

Sagebrush posted:

*a single wal-mart floor lamp in the corner turns red, while the rest of the illumination stays white*
*a cheerful alexa voice says "Resistance is futile. Time to die!"*
*there is a noticeable pause*
*the slow opening bass strings of the Imperial March start playing, taking a good thirty seconds to build*

while this is happening, a man who looks like the paper plate cheese and wine goon is staring expectantly at you on the verge of a guffaw

tactlessbastard posted:

When I left the zoo just now there was a jackass with a big goodamned dually with one of those loving thin blue line punisher logos on it, parked across three spots and I've been grinding my teeth ever since

Jerry Cotton posted:

Motorcycles are like guns and animes; only rapists own them.

sneakyfrog posted:

im going to have to call the police on my girlfriend

Jerry Cotton posted:

No no no the red flag is having anime not being anime.

Jaguars! posted: