Isaac posted:

The new big big boss is my old little boss. Im gonna use this to slack off even more.

Tiberius Thyben posted:

How'd your penis get promoted before you did?

Guy Goodbody posted:

Thirdly, any image is made both better and funnier by having a semi-transparent wold head in the background. Imagine that photo of the monk burning himself. Now imagine that photo but somebody has photoshopped howling wolf heads into it.

Lamebot posted:

yakko and wakko will begin to say "hello n-" and dot will stop them in some humorous fashion because quite frankly that joke would be problematic in this day and age.

cda posted:

The n word has been problematic for a lot longer than that, dude

Haifisch posted:

I was going to say it was probably targeting people who want something sweet they can pretend isn't total garbage(like what happened with all those super-sugary yogurt flavors and mix-ins), but then I looked at the brand's site and .


'High-vibrational' hummus.

Lazlo Nibble posted:

Intentionally-created high-vibrational dessert hummus!

At last, an end to the tyranny of accidentally-created high-vibrational dessert hummus!

BioEnchanted posted:

REminds me of a shop near me called "Chocolate by Design" that does special moulds of chocolate, like elaborate shapes and things. Chocolate Dominos and rabbits and the like. I like the implication that they have a sister store called "Chocolate by Accident"

Intoluene posted:

I believe chocolate by accident is called sharting.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Hell, there are millions of people writing in detail about their various sexual proclivities and most of it is still utterly baffling.

There's probably at least a conference presentation in how the various internet fetish subcultures provide indirect evidence for Human-Neanderthal interbreeding. I mean, if there's people who get off by having insects sting their dicks or imagining Dr. Watson impregnating a fictionally-gendered Sherlock Holmes with a werewolf dick, what's so strange about a caveman and a neanderthal shacking up together because everyone else they knew were killed by a cold snap or eaten by bears?

Grand Prize Winner posted:

I had to parse the last sentence for a minute, because I couldn't imagine bears being a thing in the neolithic. Then I realized you meant the animals.

Stare-Out posted:

I guess the Shadow of the Colossus remake tweaked the difficulty a bit. Not sure how I'm supposed to climb this.



It fixed itself moments later.

Gorilla Salad posted:

Run, it's about to take a poo poo!

Caredresser posted:

"I'll update you on how the sex was."

Carth Dookie posted:

"Spoiler alert: legally dubious and morally indefensible. ... [stuff that I can't remember] ... And when you go for her tits, the taste in your mouth isn't from the piercings. It's shame."

Inkfish posted:

Things at Roma street station- a man with a broken tennis racket around his neck. A fat guy with cursive neck tatts who keeps lifting his shirt up and rubbing his tummy. A bin in a locked cage. Old man in short shorts going around checking the change slots on all the vending machines

Inkfish posted:

This is all just poo poo directly in front of me god knows what's going on outside of my field of vision

Say Nothing posted:

Truck truck truck truck truck truck truck truck truck truck truck.

Relentless posted:

Mushroom mushroom?

ChesterJT posted:

Braaaaaaaaaaaake, Braaaaaaaaaaaaake

Tars Tarkas posted:

Codependent Poster posted:

From my point of view, the Italians are evil!

marshmallow creep posted:

But these are little Italians, so it's like house cat level evil.

hard counter posted:

Bogus Adventure posted:

Forums poster cumshitter is making his way around the world

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

i wanna see kirkj take on a silicone version of this

Captain Invictus posted: