Das Boo posted:

How is it proposed Seinfeld skits are always funnier than anything that was ever on the show?

rejutka posted:

A instead of E, shameful.

Sir Teabag posted:

The superego urges the subject to also bare his belly unconsciously, when in the presence of the Lakers girls. This is the natural logic of capitalist consumption. "Come on you fat slob, the sexualized brands demand that you enjoy."

PleasingFungus posted:

Loden Taylor posted:

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Avshalom posted:

nockturne posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=292845 (needs archives):

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

and that account was

sweeperbravo posted:

For those concerned, in the end no I did not become drug

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Hobbes would be an app and Calvin would just be staring at his cell phone all day

symbolic posted:

Calvin and Jobs

many johnnys posted:

He needs to institutionalize himself

Zzulu posted:

fetishism has always been around but with the internet you can slake your urges nowadays and then you're gonna need stronger stuff ya know, more powerful, weirder poo poo to get you goin ya know, and it's a slippery slope, you start out jerking to some weird girl in a uniform and then next ya know you're getting off to watching blurry videos from ukraine where 3 clowns are farting on a horse while the russians are bombing a village in the background

Palpek posted:

In a twist worthy of M. Night Shyamalan's Signs (aliens that invade water planet can be killed by water), goons try to prove that their subforum of choice is worth reading by posting just as if they were in CD and get the thread gassed in the process.

spit on my clit posted:

twoday posted:

First we get the hams
Then we get the steam
Then we get the aurora borealis

twoday posted:

I wonder if this is what Alzheimer's feel like, just like an unpredictable remix of everything you've experienced in life, which very few other people truly understand

Control Volume posted:

[stumbling around the louvre, grabbing a frenchman and pointing furiously at the portraits of louis xiv, pope pious vii, man with a glove] feminism is a lie. triggered much? u mad? misandry is alive and well in the united states my friend

Cindy Shitbird posted:

all I see when I look at it is this:

Taciturn Tactician posted:

Jesus christ, enough weakass comedy answers. It's a recent popular musical about Alexander Hamilton. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamilton_(musical)

Karate Bastard posted:

Like haha reaching inside your purse and haha grab the wrong item lol

DynamiteSurprise posted:

She's had enough of his bhabhi soliciting

Rasta_Al posted:

John Wayne Bhabhit

SpacePig posted:

A article about famous local Hitlers published on September 11th. What a place, this Circleville.

Unsolved Mysteries posted:

In December of 1993, a post card arrived at the Unsolved Mysteries offices that stood out from the rest. It was a threat designed to keep us from telling the following story. It read, in part: “Forget Circleville, Ohio … if you come to Ohio, you el sickos will pay.” It’s signed: “The Circleville Writer.”

a helpful bear posted:

ummmmmm EXCUSE ME

but what other country can you find:

- amber waves of grain
- purple mountain majesties
- fruited plains
- a small town girl livin in a lonely world
- a city boy, born and raised in south detroit
- juggalos

King Vidiot posted:

Then I guess I can't convince you to invest in my new business venture, Chickenslut. We serve nothing but chicken nuggies. We can even put your nuggie on a sammie.

Jedit posted:

Are you suggesting that it was aliens?