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I really like this "sparkling" joke format. There's been a few, and they've all been gold.
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Phy posted:More like p-zombie-latystemon drat YOU for making me attempt to pronouncd this
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Inceltown posted:She erupts alright Volcanoes make lightning??
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Triarii posted:That's not the best comparison because Calvinball's rules are made up as you go along. English is more like ten different people came up with their own sports and are now trying to play a match with each other on the same field. Yes but the field is Britain and the players are muscular men with swords and the game lasts for a thousand years.
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Google tells me "emu" comes from the Portuguese word for "ostrich." This is deeply upsetting. It's as bad as working out that "Nullarbor" is actually Latin and "echidna" is greek. Probably "kangaroo" will turn out to be French-Canadian or something next.
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Trevor Hale posted:Josh’s failure was in not deploying a well-timed “he who smelt it, dealt it” Ah, but is it not also said that "he who said the rhyme, did the crime"?
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Solice Kirsk posted:She was a pirate? I do hope you're not suggesting the British would ever arrive by sea to despoil others of their wealth, sir
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Platystemon posted:SMH at this illiterate greek that doesn’t speak the Lᴏʀᴅ’s tongue and doesn’t know that Anno Domini precedes the year. What's the name for those small capitals there? The LORD ones?
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May 14, 2021 08:38
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"It's a hundred virbons to the Wall! We should make it within three or four f'turrbs."
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May 25, 2021 09:46
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:I mean obviously Batman wouldn’t go down on a woman because Batman is incredibly asexual. Bruce Wayne might in theory but I could easily buy that he’s a selfish lover. I don't know what to do with this information,
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Jeza posted:wake me up when they make a Johnny the Homicidal Maniac mini-series so I can disabuse myself of early teenage memories of how About once a day I remember something I said or did or liked when I was 14, and have to yell "bwwoaahh" to suppress the memory
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Jun 16, 2021 07:53
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The Lone Badger posted:Caffiene and nicotine are definitely intended as insecticides. I love these tales of plants deploying last-ditch chemical defences, that end being propagated in the billions across the whole planet.
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Sep 28, 2021 04:10
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I love how absolutely any topic can be mentioned on these forums, and within a few minutes, calm authoritative goons will emerge to provide a helpful summary.
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Zil posted:Was that someones username at one point or just a random variable in the code? I'm sure I remember a user called constant hamprince.
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Oct 2, 2021 01:32
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Dareon posted:Early science when it was still called natural philosophy was a wild time. I was happily browsing a big book of two-or-three-page excerpts from various bits of renaissance literature, and then I came across a description of that experiment, and then I put the book away forever. Nope nopity nope nope
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Outrail posted:$51,000 for the privilege of being tranqued by a NASA black ops team and wake up in Argentina. Just like Hitler. Open your eyes, sheeple
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Jan 6, 2022 22:48
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Chamale posted:That's not exactly how conservation of energy works. There's some fat in chicken bones that you could burn for energy, which comes from the food the chicken eats. But it's a small percentage of the bone, so it's more economical to turn the bones into fertilizer. What could be more British Empire than methodically setting fire to the cutest creatures you can think of until discovering one species with industrial utility
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Feb 21, 2022 00:17
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Hey dudes what's your favourite novelty font?
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Mar 17, 2022 12:07
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Seperate images for "selah." This is the work of a scholar.
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Platystemon posted:They should have just used the same name for genus and species. So the designation for the western lowland gorilla is also what you'd scream while running away from one
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May 17, 2022 06:06
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I remember having this conversation ages ago on the forums for the Civilization game series. A french dude was arguing america had no culture... on an american site about an american game on the american internet in a language that, well, was not les fraincaiseux
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May 22, 2022 11:32
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Somewhere, the president of the pedalo fan club is weeping in frustration that no one wants to join the pedalophiles
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RFC2324 posted:its a kinda of dinosaur, duh terror dactyl
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Oct 27, 2022 23:41
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Captain Hygiene posted:This thread brought to you by Big Melisma Melismax
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Oct 29, 2022 07:01
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Hey, you tell us, Guzzler
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Milo and POTUS posted:I don't think I ever won a single one of them. I'm still on that dinosaur island, trapped At least the dinosaurs are beautifully dressed.
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What you need is a tattoo of a symbol that is radially symmetrical so that it looks right from every angle. Might as well make it a bold geometric design too, to really grab those eyeballs. But something with a complex legacy, so it's meaningful. Give me a moment
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christmas boots posted:I think I'm picking up what you're putting down. You're talking about the cool s, aren't you? I am ALWAYS talkin bout the cool s
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It was inside you, all along!
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Absurd Alhazred posted:To quote dril, drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not, I appreciate your attention to the canon punctuation
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minato posted:Oh, now that I think about it, this happened twice. Is your company the Australian federal government, and was somecorp Price Waterhouse Coopers?
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May 31, 2023 02:55
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This is like yamaha and yamaha all over again. Or, uh, hitachi and hitachi
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Jun 26, 2023 08:23
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And all without the so-called "help" of some phoney "god," too
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Jul 11, 2023 23:49
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Generally only one buttock is prehensile.
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Ro d b e a r d e: aw man, you can type 16 spaces but it only displays Iike one
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Jul 14, 2023 21:35
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So basically haggling over pain relief occurs while there is a drill inside your face...?
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Grassy Knowles posted:I knew someone very physically active who only ate plain beef tacos from Chipotle for too long and got gout. That’s my gout story Gout, with a side order of scurvy
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Breathtaking
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Son of Rodney posted:Bats aren't birds!! Surely you can't argue with the people of New Zealand. Next you'll tell me that kiwis aren't birds either.
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Inceltown posted:No they're not. The accents are completely different. One's like, "where's the car." And the other's like, "where's the car"
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