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PopRocks
Jul 4, 2003

WTF am I reading?
My all-time favorite, when a goon (Epic Proportions maybe?) posted about how his girlfriend cheated on him with her guitar instructor after he bought her the guitar lessons in the first place, and he was dispondent, and a wise sage posted the following...

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"Calm down. Breathe. This isn't the end of a beautiful love life that ended suddenly, this is the beginning of the rest of your goddam life, and it's only going to get better from here. You're free. Realize that. This girl wanted to marry you, and she's willing to gently caress a dipshit guitar teacher behind your back?

You dodged a massive loving bullet, man. The really huge Super Mario kind with the eyes on the side, where you had to run and duck into the little divit to avoid shrinking. You did that. You got into that divit, and you're still super sized, and you can break blocks with your face. Now get out there and step on some loving turtles."

:mario:

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