detectivemonkey posted:

I don't like throwing accusations of fallacy around because it belies my secret atheism, but holy crap tautology ahoy.

Fat Jesus posted:

WeaponGradeSadness posted:

Das Boo posted:

How is it proposed Seinfeld skits are always funnier than anything that was ever on the show?

FactsAreUseless posted:

I know a guy who makes it with nothing but foreskins. Feminism. McDonald's makes the best fast-food hamburger.

Skylark posted:

one of the major logistical issues i have to grapple with when i'm sharing my thoughts on children's cartoons is the risk of giving away plot points in episodes of the cartoons that other adults haven't seen yet. there are a few schools of thought on the subject, but my favorite approach is one where the story information is blocked out, so that adults can return to my writing after they finish watching every single episode of the children's cartoon, and for the small inconvenience of mousing over the text, read more of what i have to say about it than they saw before.

Dex posted:

is there a reason why people get really mad at skylark?

cyberia posted:

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I honestly felt really bad posting it but

Choco1980 posted:

Oh I honestly think SMG has a lot of interesting things to say about film from a high falutin' perspective (I have a degree in film, so I can parse what he says well enough) it's just his mental gymnastics he performs when someone has an equally valid or better reading of a work than what his single minded philosophy provides.

Centripetal Horse posted:

I decided to pop into TCC for the first time in forever, because I noticed they had a funny new name for the subforum. I opened a thread, and this was the first thing I saw:


Excellent. The rest of the page is, of course, about 25% people explaining how they've been smoking crack for fifteen years and totally aren't addicted, and would you please stop repeating erroneous information to the effect that crack is in any way dangerous or habit-forming?

MorgaineDax posted:

Does anyone remember that quote about possibly online dating? Something like "if you suspect it's good, the goods are suspect"? It's stuck in my head, but I can't remember it exactly.

no they will not posted:

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Volume posted:

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Its going to be cool to start making out during the stringy part on Burn The Witch, unbuttoning his jeans and giving him a slow handjob during the beautiful Daydreaming which is showstopping in only the second slot a la Pyramid Song from Amnesiac; sucking cock to the intimate, pleadin g"Desert Island Disk", and having full-on sex as political track "The Numbers" comes in, the first of the the gorgeous run of the final four tracks of Moon Shaped Pool. Ideally the loving will be over before True Love Waits, which is overpoweringly sad, itll just be cuddling by that point - The Present Tense or the tasteful, unintrusively electronic "Tinker Tailor Soldier Sailor Rich Man Poor Man Beggar Man Thief" would be great times for the guy to cum

I.N.R.I posted:

Just got done applying techniques i read in the Kama Sutra to a MILFs pussy and rear end in a top hat. I read a .pdf file of it at work on DL. What can I say ... Ive already played all the flash games on newgrounds lol. Ive matured with age and decided its better to loving educate myself instead and learn something before the heat death of the universe, life is basically meaningless so i have lots of sex because whats the point. Thats another thing, ladies love classy well read guys so buy a lot of books on your kindle and read them either in full or partially and then skip to the end so it says you read 100% of it on the GUI, that means general user interface which is what computers have so stupid people can use them. not that the women i have sex with are stupid or anything, actually theyre really interesting. semen comes out of my dick after i rub it on women for a while. i care about them which improves the cumming experience. the new iphone doesnt have a dedicated headphone jack

Triticum Guzzler posted:

When I graduated high school I moved out of state to a fairly well paying industrial job. I got bad social anxiety and depression so it wasn't exactly the best experience. I moved up there by myself, lived on my own, and didn't know anybody up there. I think if anyone else was given the opportunity of a clean slate with a well paying 9-5 job they would excel; not me though.

I don't got much experience talking to anyone, more specifically the ladies. I'm addicted to porn and I hate it. I often masturbate 6 times a day to any fetishes you can imagine. So since this was the first time I lived on my own, I decided to get a little frisky and buy a toy.

I bought this giant replica rear end/vagina replica of some porn star I can't remember and a couple starter dildos for the prostate off Adam and Eve.

Well the dildos came in first so I used them. I was feeling a little constipated earlier in the day but didn't think nothing of it. After reaching climax I took the dildo out, stood up and there was a small puddle of poo. Instead of cleaning it up I just slept on the opposite side of the bed for 4 months.

I was really excited when my rear end came in. I named her Susan. I had never used anything like it before, the pleasure was amazing. The first 6 times were great, but after a while she started to stink because I didn't clean her out.

I remember leaving one weekend to visit my family back home and when I came back it was like a horror scene. Fruit flies were everywhere, they were coming straight out of Susan's Anus. The stench of dried lube and rotten cum was too much....

I spent well into the triple digits on Susan though so I got one last round in. It was weird taking that shower and having to wash off dead fruit flies off my dick.

Anyway, that was about 8 years ago now. After a suicide attempt, I reached out and got the medical help I needed. I was hosed in the head back then. Took years of therapy and I still got PTSD from those months of my life but I think I'm getting better.

Yad Rock posted:

so that's where the term "lazy Susan" comes from

wyntyr posted:

I have, in public, burst into uncontrollable giggle fits when the thought of this post hits my brain. I am a grown man with a mortgage and a child. This is how I know these loving forums have ruined my brain.