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ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July


Failed nominations of House speakers, Benghazi panels run amok, just ticking down the days until the US economy implodes from partisan gridlock! But the year’s not over yet… There’s still plenty of time to drink and survive visiting family this holiday season. How time flies, when you’re holding on for dear life! After all, it’s only the USPOL thread!






114th Congress Bingo Card

House Speaker John Boehner is out, which means that House Speaker Kevin McCarthy Paul D. Ryan is in (nothing's going to change)! Let’s check out what the House and Senate has been up to lately…







Other News, featuring the Clinton Corner

So Hillary may have been on a bender, fending off Benghazi, a Biden campaign, and other Democratic candidates, but did you know she could get 10 years in jail for not telling Obama? Obviously, you should definitely not vote for Hillary!

In other news…


Talk to other goons (why would you want to do that?)
Remember that we have an IRC channel at synirc in #poligoon for livesteaming stuff.



Goon Recommendations
Documentaries

Talks

Long pieces

Books

Twitter feeds

  • @costareports (Robert Costa, Washington Post, formerly National Review): Conservative-leaning journalist to whom Republican sources often leak backroom stories (Republican retreats, Presidential campaigns, etc.)
  • @daveweigel (Dave Weigel, Bloomberg Politics, formerly Slate): "Idiosyncratic libertarian" journalist who is second only to Robert Costa in connections/interviews with Republican officials. Contrary to popular belief, not D&D superstar Joementum.
  • @BruceBartlett (Bruce Bartlett, ex-Reagan/Bush official): "Lifelong conservative who now thinks the GOP panders to fools, whom he calls wankers. My tweets should not always be taken seriously."
  • @dick_nixon: "37th President of the United States. Messages from the President are unsigned, others from Ronald Ziegler. "
  • The following are semi-random selections from a list offered by Rygar201 and may be good or bad.
    • @owillis (Olivier Willis, research fellow, Media Matters)
    • @mattyglesias (Matt Yglesias, executive editor, Vox)
    • @JuddLegum (Judd Legum, Editor-in-Chief, Think Progress)
    • @EricBoehlert (Eric Boehlert, Media Matters)
    • @JamilSmith (Jamil Smith, senior editor, The New Republic)
    • @jonathanchait (Jonathan Chait, New York Magazine)
    • @nielslesniewski (Neils Lesniewski, Senate coverage, Roll Call)
    • @abwhite7 (Abraham White, former comms for Sen. Tom Harkin (D-IA), Chuck Schumer (D-NY))
    • @DSenFloor (Senate D Floor Watch): "Live floor updates from the Senate Democrats"
    • @billmon1 (Billmon)
    • @ebruenig (Elizabeth Bruenig, The New Republic)

Related threads
"US Politics" is an incredibly broad topic, as A) the country is freaking huge and B) given our role in international events pretty much everything impacts us. So there are other subthreads
2016 Presidential Primary
2016 US Senate Elections
SCOTUS thread
Right Wing Media

There are also regional subthreads that are usually pretty slow, but sometimes cross-pollinate with this thread when something important is happening.
Pacific Northwest
Illinois
Texas
California

Lifted the rest of the above from FriedChicken. As before post suggestions for adding to the above and I'll edit them in if I see them.

And remember folks, drink chat goes in D&D chat thread. Drink responsibly. Your liver will thank you.

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Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
This thread will be yooge, and luxurious. I shall awaken to see Trump upon a pillar of the skulls of his enemies, and I shall worship him as a God. Those who do not bow will be vanquished.

MAGA! MAGA!

Kafka Esq.
Jan 1, 2005

"If you ever even think about calling me anything but 'The Crab' I will go so fucking crab on your ass you won't even see what crab'd your crab" -The Crab(TM)

Rollofthedice posted:

This thread will be yooge, and luxurious. I shall awaken to see Trump upon a pillar of the skulls of his enemies, and I shall worship him as a God. Those who do not bow will be vanquished.

All hail the Big Giant Head.

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


I have a feeling my uncles will contest this thread title. :colbert:

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

last month was a good month. will this month be a good month?

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
How to make a good sour mix for whiskey. For the times you remember the GOP will put up Ben loving Carson but know Hillary will mop his face from here to bumfuck Florida:

Mix cup of sugar with cup of water and bring to boil so shits all mixed. Add it to one cup lime juice.

Do shots of fireball while that bitch cools.

Throw a splash in some bourbon, say gently caress YOU RAND, and drink.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Evan Williams released a peach flavor, just throwin' that out there

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
The KKK list has dropped. Anyone seem familiar?

Edit: List looks sparse. May be partial or not quite the thing. Apologies.

Absurd Alhazred fucked around with this message at 08:42 on Nov 1, 2015

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

Aliquid posted:

Evan Williams released a peach flavor, just throwin' that out there

Whoah poo poo seriously? I love EW and I love peaches. Gonna pick some of that up before I have to deal with relatives.

mystic pimp
Jul 25, 2014

Formerly-rampant human-coded AI with a sense of humor seeks bipedal oxygen-breathing cyborg for serious relationship in the galactic core. I've got cool guns if you like to break stuff. No yuppies.

Aliquid posted:

last month was a good month. will this month be a good month?
Any month where the GOP is tearing itself apart is a good month.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




I thought it was supposed to be like a thousand people?

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Speaking of TURKEYS, could the US possibly go to war with said country in the future provided Erdogan becomes as dickish as Assad or Putin?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Epic High Five posted:

I thought it was supposed to be like a thousand people?

On second look it does seem disappointingly sparse. Perhaps it's going to come out in stages. In any event, I will edit the OP to reflect uncertainty. I do apologize.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Grouchio posted:

Speaking of TURKEYS, could the US possibly go to war with said country in the future provided Erdogan becomes as dickish as Assad or Putin?

No

HorseRenoir
Dec 25, 2011



Pillbug

Grouchio posted:

Speaking of TURKEYS, could the US possibly go to war with said country in the future provided Erdogan becomes as dickish as Assad or Putin?

Erdogan could pave the highways with Kurdish skulls and Turkey would still remain in NATO

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

HorseRenoir posted:

Erdogan could pave the highways with Kurdish skulls and Turkey would still remain in NATO
.....But why?

CARL MARK FORCE IV
Sep 2, 2007

I took a walk. And threw up in an English garden.
Man, have you had a truly good kebab? That poo poo is worth multitudes.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Grouchio posted:

.....But why?

As long as they promise to gently caress Russia?

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Grouchio posted:

.....But why?

Because they are in a key strategic location with respect to Russia and the Middle East. The US will look the other way on a whole load of poo poo before they'll consider giving that up, if ever.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Grouchio posted:

Speaking of TURKEYS, could the US possibly go to war with said country in the future provided Erdogan becomes as dickish as Assad or Putin?

Turkey's in NATO, you're describing a nightmare scenario.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

So I just discovered this. Apparently, Bill Maher was dating this chick for two years at one point:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cara_Santa_Maria

There's a 20 year difference between them. :psyduck:

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Grouchio posted:

.....But why?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bosphorus

we don't want russian ships in there

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

Mr Interweb posted:

So I just discovered this. Apparently, Bill Maher was dating this chick for two years at one point:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cara_Santa_Maria

There's a 20 year difference between them. :psyduck:

Your surprised he's an old disgusting lech?

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

greatn posted:

Your surprised he's an old disgusting lech?

Not so much surprised that he was willing to date her, so much as someone like her was willing to date him.

Klaus88
Jan 23, 2011

Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Mr Interweb posted:

Not so much surprised that he was willing to date her, so much as someone like her was willing to date him.

Money is sexy.

Geoff Peterson
Jan 1, 2012

by exmarx

Klaus88 posted:

Money is sexy.

Dem golddigging bitches, amirite? :thesperg:

Klaus88
Jan 23, 2011

Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Geoff Peterson posted:

Dem golddigging bitches, amirite? :thesperg:

After reading her wikipedia page, I retract my comment, as frankly it was extremely sexist of me.

Still, it looks like one of those "opposites attract" things. To me at least. :razz:

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

smh at you loving kink-shamers

Alligator Horse
Mar 23, 2013

Absurd Alhazred posted:

The KKK list has dropped. Anyone seem familiar?

Edit: List looks sparse. May be partial or not quite the thing. Apologies.

Members of weird pro-life orgs, heads of orgs like the Sons of Confederate Veterans.

Jared Taylor is on the list, LOL.

edit: none of these are particularly surprising, really. I don't think this list "outs" anybody who wasn't already an out and proud racist.

Alligator Horse fucked around with this message at 14:12 on Nov 1, 2015

CommanderApaul
Aug 30, 2003

It's amazing their hands can support such awesome.
I just want to say thank you to these states, because the best part of my job is helping technologically incompetent PhDs deal with FOIA requests and working around litigation hold rules when hardware refreshing 7+ year old computers.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug


There are 9, I repeat 9, Republican debates to go still.

JonathonSpectre
Jul 23, 2003

I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck

Soiled Meat

Mr Interweb posted:

So I just discovered this. Apparently, Bill Maher was dating this chick for two years at one point:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cara_Santa_Maria

There's a 20 year difference between them. :psyduck:

Yeah, I know if I had the chance to gently caress a hot woman 20 years younger than me I'd turn it down in a heartbeat to prove my superior morals. :rolleyes:

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Absurd Alhazred posted:

The KKK list has dropped. Anyone seem familiar?

Edit: List looks sparse. May be partial or not quite the thing. Apologies.

quote:

Email: Klanman1866@yahoo.com
Password: Passw0rd666
lol

Coatlicue
Sep 14, 2012

it doesn't matter
how fast or how far,
you're still runnin' like a fool

happyhippy posted:



There are 9, I repeat 9, Republican debates to go still.

Only eight if they succeed in boycotting the nbc debate. And maybe donald can negotiate the others down to a half hour.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
Feel free to disregard this post.

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
What's the KKK list thing regarding?

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Hollismason posted:

What's the KKK list thing regarding?

Anonymous got it somehow and leaked it for some reason who knows whatever

Eschers Basement
Sep 13, 2007

by exmarx

JonathonSpectre posted:

Yeah, I know if I had the chance to gently caress a hot woman 20 years younger than me I'd turn it down in a heartbeat to prove my superior morals. :rolleyes:

I am seriously hoping you're over 38.

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

Klaus88 posted:

After reading her wikipedia page, I retract my comment, as frankly it was extremely sexist of me.

Still, it looks like one of those "opposites attract" things. To me at least. :razz:

I don't believe it's sexist to state that women are attracted to money. Money is sexy to anyone, and it's our sexist culture that dictates men should be the ones earning and flaunting the money. Suggesting a young woman might be attracted to and get involved with an older man because he is a rich and famous TV star is neither a disparaging comment about her morals nor about the nature of "women, amirite."

At the very least it couldn't have been his personality so this is really the only explanation that checks out for why anyone would hang out with Bill Maher short of blackmail or bribery.

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richardfun
Aug 10, 2008

Twenty years? It's no wonder I'm so hungry. Do you have anything to eat?
I have to say, it's getting harder and harder to keep up with this thread. The Republican primary thread is one thing, but I had something like 2500 unread posts in the October thread after a few days.

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