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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
The KKK list has dropped. Anyone seem familiar?

Edit: List looks sparse. May be partial or not quite the thing. Apologies.

Absurd Alhazred fucked around with this message at 08:42 on Nov 1, 2015

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Epic High Five posted:

I thought it was supposed to be like a thousand people?

On second look it does seem disappointingly sparse. Perhaps it's going to come out in stages. In any event, I will edit the OP to reflect uncertainty. I do apologize.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Reztes posted:

Yeah, all I get from that article is a lot of "I want things to be like I thought they were like when I was a child and didn't know any better." Like, aren't all the idiots in that article calling out the years when they were children? Joy McCoy, 31, says the Reagan administration is when America was "great"; Trivett, 70, says it was "before Vietnam"; Martin,59, says it was the 1970s.

So basically it's really just about making all the bad stuff you became aware of once you hit adulthood go away, great job, Trump voters.

There was a segment to that effect on The Daily Show. John Oliver, if I'm not mistaken, tries to find out when that great time that all those Fox News pundits were talking about actually was, when they say "when I was a kid". He brings in people who lived through all possible eras, and they tell them all those times were terrible. The one constant is that those pundits were children and were protected from the ills of the world.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

AtomikKrab posted:

Ok so I did a quick check because that graphic on its own does not compute. The details are very important.


That price listed is the price needed to "balance" the budget of the state in question, not the price per barrel of their production costs. Saudis are like 20 bux or less a barrel for their oil but they simply have massive massive spending programs and a lot of infrastructure construction as well. They will simply cut back the excess.

The problem is that this "excess" is the only thing keeping their political order running. They are a welfare payment away from an uprising.

e: gently caress, beaten like a Saudi woman who attempted to drive.

Absurd Alhazred fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Nov 1, 2015

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

sullat posted:

Like most autocratic regimes, they will probably get rid of health care and food subsidies and other stuff before they cut back on boarding schools and Rolls Royces for the family.

Problem is "the family" is a significant portion of the population.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Joementum posted:

Fred Thompson is the handsomest District Attorney on TV :smith:

I managed to get to the Wikipedia page moments before someone updated it with his death. :smith:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

7of7 posted:

Any word on the crybaby caucus's meeting to stomp their feet and whine about the mean old media being unfair by asking them questions at a debate? Last I heard they were fighting with each other over whose terrible debate plan should be used.

Hey, I resent that! :mad:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Rollofthedice posted:

If we end up with a democratic governor for Kentucky AND Louisiana, that would be pretty interesting.

How is the Legislative/Executive balance over there? Does the Governor get to set the starting point of the budget bill, with limited Legislative amendment possibilities, like in New York, or is it closer to how it's done on the national level?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

TheRamblingSoul posted:

Only if the pizza is the King James instead*.

*The King James being a hamburger and pizza slice inbetween a grilled cheese sandwich, for those unfamiliar with his alma mater.

Reading this is making me physically ill.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

fade5 posted:

For as much as these guys claim to hate the Middle East, they sure seem to want America to feel like the Middle East, bombings and all.

They can't be jealous of our success if we're just as bad. :v:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Swiller of Beer posted:

The Dems at least control the Kentucky house of representatives until the idiots of my state go all in on stupidity next year.

Senate's R, though. Again, how strong is the Governor in Kentucky? Because here in New York, a split legislature (hell, even a fully hostile legislature, I think) could and is often streamrolled by a Governor with any attitude.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

PupsOfWar posted:

Well this is basically a redux of Arkansas 2014, except instead of replacing a popular democratic governor with a lukewarm 90s Republican, we're replacing ours with a guy who might actually be insane


Pretty strong. Beshear has gotten a lot done via executive order, due to legislative deadlock.

It's been real, Kentucky. I wonder if NY has any way in which we can pilfer jobs and people by having working infrastructure.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
What's the deal with Grimes?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Chokes McGee posted:

Hey, back from Wing Chun! I wonder who won the elec—

*reads Courier Journal website*

:suicide:

Sadly I'm utterly unsurprised after seeing the turnout today. Conway's campaign was shamefully non-existent. There was no ground game. There weren't even reminders until about three days out.

Never run again, Conway, for anything. You're terrible at your job and you should feel terrible.

Shoulda had a stronger tan sau.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Joementum posted:

A fun fact I learned tonight: there are 76 voters registered with the Socialist Woker's Party in Kentucky.

Incidentally, 76 is their average age.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Joementum posted:

Comes from a political dynasty in Kentucky and lost the 2014 Senate race after running to the right and airing a racist immigration ad. Also refused to admit she voted for Obama.

Oh. A shameful Grimes.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Schnorkles posted:

Every governor's race is a big deal, and the democrats are terrible at winning them.

And the Democratic Governors we have, boy, I don't know...

Chokes McGee posted:

Sticking to the center line is how Grimes and Conway lost

If your opponent's center line keeps slipping right, you attack him through the left, not follow him. Idiots.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Chokes McGee posted:

we're horrible nerds, aren't we :negative:

Fabulous nerds, I'm sure.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Petr posted:

There's no way the Democrats are a nationally-relevant party in 20 years.

Yeah there is. People like you and me need to step in and fix it.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

JT Jag posted:

Reminder that governor terms lasting four years means that states who elect their governors in non-presidential years do so perpetually, causing their results to distinctly skew in the direction of the party not in control of the White House.

Governor terms should be either two or six years long, only in even years.

Or, you know, maybe the Democrats can get their GotV act together for off years.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

There's zero reason to have off-year elections outside of helping Republican candidates.

I'm not a supporter of off-year elections; heck, I think there's way too many elected positions in the US, it's needlessly confusing and makes it harder for people to take the process seriously. But just wishing it away won't help, and I'm guessing if it was possible to remove them, Democrats would already do it. On the other hand, rolling on an always-active voter engagement policy may have beneficial long-term benefits anyway.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

Step one is getting DSW out of the DNC.

Dems def need to come up with an action plan for undoing Republican gains at the state and local level though, because these morons are ruining the country.

I hear ya. That level gets seriously overlooked in favor of the more nation/state-wide elections, mainly the former.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Joementum posted:

Joe Ganim (D) has been elected Mayor of Bridgeport, Connecticut, beating Mary Jane Foster (D, but "unaffiliated" on the ballot) and city councilman Enrique Torres (R).

Ganim previously held the mayor's office from 1991-2003. From 2003-2010 he went to prison for embezzling funds from Bridgeport.

Hey, at least they know exactly what they're getting. :v:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Joementum posted:

Oh, it wasn't just "embezzlement". My mistake.



His campaign slogan: "this time you're all getting a cut!"

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Pick posted:

At this point his campaign song might as well be The Final Countdown.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Pillowpants posted:

Oh and I should also mention that I've been told not to accept the position by a city councilman.

He's welcome to try and impeach you.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

RuanGacho posted:

Texas owes us all big time for putting up with this poo poo.

Should never have accepted them into the Union. Damned serial secessionists. Secede once, shame on you. Secede twice..

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Joementum posted:

Correct. Brady won the assignment today, making it seven of them chairing committees total.

But I was wrong about there being only one select committee. That's true at the moment, but there's about to be a second. Here are the list of Democrats who will serve on it, via Pelosi (she did not use the official committee name):



Pelosi owns. I hope she gets to be Speaker again before she retires.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

AlternateNu posted:

I...I think I'm done in D&D for a while. For a minute there, I was blindingly angry. I was seriously going to go off on a rant for all these reaction posts until my mind snapped back into reality that this is a comedy forum, and this is our lovely way of coping.

These things are just so draining sometimes...

:smith:

To be fair, this ironic reaction to every child death by cops is starting to get tiresome and repetitive.

On the other hand, so is the repeated child death by cops.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Joementum posted:

There's no way to know because, for some weird reason, nobody kept statistics on it.

Plus, see people's reactions to the notion that cops might hypothetically not be using force appropriately with the availability of contrary footage. Just imagine what it was like without cellphone cameras in most pockets.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Hollismason posted:

I kind of believe his story. Is that terrible. Sounds like something that probably did in fact happen.

Didn't they confirm that Westmoreland wasn't even around at the time?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

pathetic little tramp posted:

Yeah, they confirmed he was in Washington DC on Memorial Day that year so people are saying Carson misremembered what parade he was at or when he actually met Westmoreland.

Oh. Well, yeah. I guess it's possible. Politico really jumped the gun on that one, boy, I dunno.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Luigi Thirty posted:

So they're trying to figure out whether or not they should charge like an entire high school with CP charges after finding that everyone was trading naked photos of each other at a high school. It was centered on the football team, as usual. They even had point values assigned to photos and bragged about their collections, stored in phone apps that hide photos. Someone found out about it via an anonymous tip. Some people were just sending girls unsolicited dick pics and asking for pics of themselves in response. It's so big that they don't know what to do about it.

For shame. I thought the US had the school-to-prison pipeline sorted already.

They could just turn the whole school into a juvenile prison. If it's anything like the way they run usual urban schools these days, who could tell the difference? :smith:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Joementum posted:

Will the circle be hermetically sealed?

"Circle of Protection: Reality"

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

computer parts posted:

I'm glad your mom is the entire GOP electorate.

Is this really the time f..

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Man, I'm torn. Would it be easier to go with a "your mom's so fat," "your mom's so dumb," or "your mom's so easy" joke? I can't decide.

:argh:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Samurai Sanders posted:

Eh, to me it just looks like that Jesus has a serious suntan.

Tanned and ready.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Is there any level at which Mizzou isn't lovely? First thing I hear about them this academic year is them giving their grad students 72 hours` notice on cancelling their healthcare coverage, and it's been getting worse ever since.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

alpha_destroy posted:

What counts as "The South" is not nearly as clear cut as Northerners (or Southerners) want to believe.

Want to define it by the Mason-Dixon? Cool, that includes Maryland and Connecticut. Which may be cool with you.

You want to run that by us again?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

alpha_destroy posted:

gently caress, I meant Delaware. I am so stupid. Still. I wouldn't generally call Delaware the south even if it was a slave state.

I'd call it more like a punctuation mark. :v:

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Captain_Maclaine posted:

No such thing exists, or can exist.

How about if it were sweetened with maple syrup?

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