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Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Paul Ryan went as Mitt Romney for Halloween.

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Fred Thompson is the handsomest District Attorney on TV :smith:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Thompson was minority counsel to the Senate Republican during the Watergate hearings.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Lessig admits that he would need a time machine to qualify for the debates and suspends his campaign. :qq:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4IsqmMqCEo

He should have run an earlier campaign promising to create a time machine because then, when he was elected, it just would have happened.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Spiffster posted:

Is there any traction behind the anonymous leaks? Dan Coats was listed as a possible KKK member and yet I have heard next to nothing in response to such a startling revelation.

No news organization is going to run a story with that accusation based on an anonymous internet post, so unless there's independent verification don't expect much.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Quote of the day, “The main thing I would say is that nothing’s free. If someone offers you something for free, treat it as if they’re offering you heroin and think about the repercussions of what is free and what is a drug, an addicting drug like heroin and the ramifications of that. There’s nothing free. It just means somebody else is gonna pay for it, you don’t see them. So the plumber, the welder, the carpenter, the people who don’t go to college are being asked to pay for your education.” ~ Rand Paul, on public education.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Wait, if public education is like a drug, should Libertarians want to legalize it?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Hollismason posted:

Moved from Louisiana because of it's shitass Republican ways.

This is why I support Vitter: his experience keeping poo poo from leaking.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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And keep in mind that if Vitter loses the gubernatorial race he might decided to stay on and run for his Senate seat again, which would turn that into a possible Democratic pickup in 2016.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Would he not get primaried?

Louisiana has the jungle primary, which is how he wound up on the ballot despite low popularity. All he needs to do is poll better than the other five Republicans who split the conservative vote.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
TFW you learn banks can use your savings account to make risky investments.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Silly Burrito posted:

Helloooooooo Fox News.

Jindal ain't exactly broadcast media material.

He'll end up as a lobbyist for an oil company.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Sir Tonk posted:

Who the hell is picking Jindal in these polls? There's no reason to support him, there's much better options in every place where he's trying to stand out. He hasn't been doing well in debates and noone is covering him. I don't get it.

Jindal has spent his entire campaign in Iowa doing in-person appearances. I'm not sure he's left the state except to attend the debates.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Sir Tonk posted:

Fair enough, but it's amazing that he's getting anything after people consider Huckabee and Carson. You wouldn't think there'd be any evangelicals left for him to poach.

Well, he's getting 6% in a poll with a 3.9% MoE.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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zoux posted:

Joementum forecasts a rosy 9.9% for Jindal in Iowa.

Jindal knows that scientific forecasting is a waste of time and money.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Today is the 46th anniversary of Richard Nixon first using the phrase "silent majority".

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Fried Chicken posted:

I'm working the election. Specifically I'm passing out the recommended candidate card so I'm 50 feet from the polling location, telling people to go vote and then giving them a list of candidates.

You're lookin' good.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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The Clean Water Act, boy I don't know.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Speaker Ryan is Change You Can Believe In, if you believe in not working.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Quote of the week, "We're a country now where you can basically lie and get away with it." ~ Jeb!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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SLOSifl posted:

It's a good children's crayon drawing of a real watershed though, so to that point kudos. Yes, don't dump industrial waste into water that touches water that touches water that touches my mouth.

Roy Blunt is using that to argue that the EPA shouldn't be allowed to regulate water that flows into water because that would let them regulate all the water. And then what would we have? Clean water? Not in my America! :bahgawd:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Logikv9 posted:

Somewhere Rubio wishes he was a Representative instead so it wouldn't seen weird if he didn't work at all.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Conway up with a small margin in Lexington



But also up by 12% in Rowan County.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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First picture posted to the Fark thread about the KY election:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
it's going to be a nailbiter. 92% of Lexington in.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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zoux posted:

Jesus, I thought this thing was polling neck and neck.

Beshear won Lexington by 30 points. Conway should be up there by more. He also only has a small lead in Louisville in early returns. If that doesn't improve, he's going to have a tough time making up the deficit he'll face elsewhere in the state.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Totally random question: are there any companies that sell cockfighting equipment I can buy stock in after hours?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Sublimer posted:

As a Kentuckian, you guys are making me kinda :derp: over here.

Could be worse. Could be Paul LePage. OK, that's the only way it could be worse.

eta: Conway only up 51-46 in Louisville now with 31% reporting.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Alison Lundergan Grimes is currently leading her Republican challenger by about the same amount Conway is trailing Bevin.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Bevin currently leading by 15,170 votes with 36.6% reporting. Drew Curtis has received 14,163 votes, so you can't blame him for this (yet).

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Democrats up big in the Indianapolis mayoral race against a Republican incumbent. Congrats, Fried Chicken.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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If you want to hold out hope, Bevin's lead has shrunk to a little over 3% with 44% reporting and about 40% of Jefferson County (Louisville) still out. Either way, it's going to be tight.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Cook Political called it for Bevin.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

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AP just called it for Bevin.

Coakley / Conway 2024?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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PupsOfWar posted:

If Democrats lose down-ballot, we can probably classify this as a general collapse of the state party.

If they hold, we can probably blame Conway for being a genuinely bad campaigner.

The way things are going, it's possible that the only Democrat who wins tonight will be... Allison Lundergan Grimes.


Swiller of Beer posted:

The Dems at least control the Kentucky house of representatives until the idiots of my state go all in on stupidity next year.

Kentucky does legislative elections on even years, statewide elections on odd years, so there will be no change in the House tonight.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Bevin now leading by twice Drew's total vote, so he wasn't a spoiler in this election.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
With 88% of the vote in, the vote total is 862,024, so we can expect about 979,573 votes tonight. Kentucky has 3,201,852 registered voters, so we're looking at about 30.6% turnout.

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
A fun fact I learned tonight: there are 76 voters registered with the Socialist Woker's Party in Kentucky.

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