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I don't think this thread is serious. . .
This thread is deadly serious... like the grave
^^^^^metaphor I've been work shopping for my novel
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“Why, God, why?” Gary the Rhinoceros bellowed, as he saw the bloody carcass of his brother, Todd the Rhinoceros.
“I’m sorry, sir,” said Chief Gordon the Rhinoceros of the Rhinoceros police, “but you’ll have to step away from the crime scene until we’re done investigating. We have really huge nostrils which I hear are even bigger than our brains, so we can probably sniff a lot of things.”
“Isn’t it clear that elephants did this?” Gary countered, the tears streaming from his small, largely ineffectual eyes.
“You would think so, but I’m not sure that elephants live in whatever country it is that we live in,” said Gordon. If Gordon was a man, he could have used wikipedia to answer this question, but since he was a rhinoceros, he would have to be more careful and sniff around a bit to see if it smelled like elephants.
Now, you may think an elephant would smell nasty, but that’s only to humans. To rhinoceroses, who use dung as a means of communication, and whose dinner-plate sized nostrils support an infinitely richer olfactory experience than ours, elephants smell kind of like shopping carts.
Read this much and it was funny 
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