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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





prediction: Peyton Manning commits seppuku at the half to restore honor to his family.

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Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Clay Matthews is slowly transforming into Santa Claus.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Just The Facts posted:

Quesadillas with pizza insides.

Nothing saying you can't make a pizza using a quesadilla at the crust.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Hey GE, what does it say about you when even the fake people in your commercials don't give a poo poo about you?

seriously, your commercials all say that you suck.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





TD Broncles.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Josh Lyman posted:

GUYS GUYS IT'S OKAY

I've decided to make a Freschetta pizza

You monster.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I wish there was a cornerback with the last name Corn who could cover Cobb.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I'd like to imagine that even after the heat death of the universe there'll still be the Olive Garden's never ending pasta bowl.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I seem to recall that the trapped Chilean miners agreed to a vow of silence about some of the details on what occurred while they were trapped.

It was a 24/7 gay gently caress fest wasn't it?

now if there's at least one female miner you can put her at the front of the line and go all Baby Elephant Walk and its not gay bro.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Retail Slave posted:

In related news, Fred Thompson croaked today.

I briefly confused him with Fred Jackson and was very sad and surprised.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





why is the Packers mascot not pac-man? his whole deal is just racking up a bunch of points and he's completely defenseless.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Bobo the Red posted:

What's the rule everyone knows by now? You can't wrap your hands around the QB? I'm legit confused

this is just what Rogers tell Olivia Munn.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





oh cool, we might actually have a game here.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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like, what does she do a giant helmet God demands a blow job? How does Magic Online Bank help with that?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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old dog child posted:

hey 73 stop being lovely you stupid gently caress

how much Garcia you gon' to get? you going to get... MAX Garcia.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Well, looks like it's half time. I'ma drink and walk on the treadmill because I dunno I'm confused.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Dirt posted:

If you hit the qbs helmet with your hands it gets called probably 99% of the time. It was a ref point of interest a few years back.

Ok.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Spot of the Fowl should be the name of a movie about a dog raised by ducks.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Infidel Castro posted:

I would watch this movie.

give me 20 million dollars and I will make it. I'll do like, five million dollars for each sequel up to number 7.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Infidel Castro posted:

I'll give a fiver and a Sony Handycam from 1988.

fiver and a handy? Done.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Stupendous Man posted:

Of course Russell Wilson would listen to Macklemore.

Macklemore seems too hip hop for Russell Wilson. I'd buy Simon and Garfunkel, or maybe just wrapping a couple of pieces of white bread to his ears.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Grand Theft Autobot posted:

Maybe don't work in such a lovely industry?

you could always become a stay at home parent if you want to sleep 6 hours a night and never actually technically be off the clock. on the plus side, you get to work from home.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Jesus, I was sure that one of these team is going to be exposed, but I was sure it was the Broncos.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Hey


Hey








Hey




Let me tell you how this all affects my fantasy team.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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computer parts posted:

NFC East Primetime Game

my body is not ready

As an Eagles fan

:getin:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Larry.

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Safety!

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