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Hello and welcome to the continuation of popular long-running serial the EPL thread, where four posters were probated last month alone. More on that later. Feel free to use this thread to attack Manchester United out of obscure motives of envy and dislike. To talk about how you saw Chelsea’s collapse coming a mile off even when you didn’t. To just generally be really objectionable, pigheaded and unpleasant the whole time. Or you could be gracious in victory and philosophical in defeat? Just an idea. (modedit: thank you breath ray, lets try it out http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3749665&pagenumber=1#post452232300) Here’s the table: |`````| Remember if you post one word / emoji responses you could be probated, possibly for a day or more. Don't miss out on this limited time offer! ok here's the real table No movement 1 Man City 11 17 25 No movement 2 Arsenal 11 13 25 No movement 3 Leicester 11 4 22 No movement 4 Man Utd 11 7 21 No movement 5 West Ham 11 7 20 No movement 6 Tottenham 10 8 17 No movement 7 Southampton 11 5 17 No movement 8 Liverpool 11 0 17 No movement 9 Everton 11 4 16 No movement 10 Crystal Palace 11 1 16 No movement 11 Watford 11 0 16 No movement 12 West Brom 11 -4 14 No movement 13 Swansea 11 -3 13 No movement 14 Stoke 11 -3 13 No movement 15 Chelsea 11 -6 11 No movement 16 Norwich 11 -8 9 No movement 17 Bournemouth 11 -12 8 No movement 18 Newcastle 11 -10 7 No movement 19 Sunderland 11 -12 6 No movement 20 Aston Villa 10 -8 4 Remi Garde in. Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Nov 2, 2015 |
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Nice table scrub. Anyways, just read that Eva Carneiro is going to sue Chelsea. The meltdown keeps getting better and better.
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Nov 2, 2015 17:52
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Chelsea lol.
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Nov 2, 2015 17:55
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Breath Ray posted:Hello and welcome to the continuation of popular long-running serial the EPL thread, where four posters were probated last month alone. More on that later. Feel free to use this thread to attack Manchester United out of obscure motives of envy and dislike. To talk about how you saw Chelsea’s collapse coming a mile off even when you didn’t. To just generally be really objectionable, pigheaded and unpleasant the whole time. Or you could be gracious in victory and philosophical in defeat? Just an idea. I don't even watch my own team let alone the team of others but here are my thoughts about United...
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Nov 2, 2015 17:58
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Carrier posted:Chelsea lol. Quoting in case you delete your post when you sober up.
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Nov 2, 2015 17:58
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Chelsea = poo poo Arsenal = mongs Liverpool = tossers
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Nov 2, 2015 17:58
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Weaponized Cum posted:Chelsea = poo poo Finally, an argument with a bit of substance. But what of the teams from the north east?
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Nov 2, 2015 18:02
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Breath Ray posted:Finally, an argument with a bit of substance. But what of the teams from the north east? Middlesbrough are in the Championship.
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Nov 2, 2015 18:06
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Breath Ray posted:Finally, an argument with a bit of substance. But what of the teams from the north east? All Jews
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Nov 2, 2015 18:08
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Aston Villa have appointed Remi Garde as their new manager
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Nov 2, 2015 18:09
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Wait am I allowed to say Jews anymore? Would hate to eat a probation for talking about a team as worthless as Tottenham
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Nov 2, 2015 18:09
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beedeebee posted:Nice table scrub. It is nice, look at Chelsea way the gently caress down there in the gutter.
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Nov 2, 2015 18:10
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I alluded to this in the op, and indeed the thread title
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Nov 2, 2015 18:11
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beedeebee posted:Anyways, just read that Eva Carneiro is going to sue Chelsea. The meltdown keeps getting better and better. Women love a good meltdown.
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Nov 2, 2015 18:19
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Will Arsenal win the league, goons?
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Nov 2, 2015 18:19
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Villa spelt their new manager's name wrong
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Nov 2, 2015 18:20
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jyrka posted:Will Arsenal win the league, goons? I don't think so my Estonian chum, not with injuries to Walcott and the ox. Giroud can only do so much. I think they'll do well to grab second. Spurs are looking good though and could grab fourth if Leicester falter.
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Nov 2, 2015 18:27
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jyrka posted:Will Arsenal win the league, goons? Maybe, maybe I can't believe we're doing this well even with all the injuries.
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Nov 2, 2015 18:41
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welcome Loic Remy
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Nov 2, 2015 18:41
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Maybe they're talking about all the cognac the supporters are drinking to try and forget the season.
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Nov 2, 2015 18:43
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No movement
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Nov 2, 2015 18:52
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Edit your post so that chelsea's says bowel movement please op
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Nov 2, 2015 18:53
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big fan of No movement and pc gaming
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Nov 2, 2015 19:03
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boro are gona walk this league next season lol
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Nov 2, 2015 19:06
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34705246 Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho has been given a one-match stadium suspension with immediate effect and fined £40,000 by the Football Association.
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Nov 2, 2015 19:12
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Hardflip posted:http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34705246 He's just happy he dosen't have to see them play
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Nov 2, 2015 19:15
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Hardflip posted:http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34705246 haha he's going to get a twitter update about his sacking like the rest of us haha
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Nov 2, 2015 19:16
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Come On You No Movements imo, big fan of No Movement FC checking in here YNMA
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Nov 2, 2015 19:28
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Rooney is piss
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Nov 2, 2015 19:33
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beedeebee posted:Nice table scrub. Roman's lawyers will win and everyone at Chelsea will have their spirits lifted and the Chels will go on to win the league.
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Nov 2, 2015 19:49
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jyrka posted:Will Arsenal win the league, goons? If we can attract the likes of a Draxler, Higuan or Messi in the window, we're in with a shout
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Nov 2, 2015 19:56
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corpuscollossus posted:If we can attract the likes of a Draxler, Higuan or Messi in the window, we're in with a shout Messi might be tough depending on the tax-evade situation in North London
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Nov 2, 2015 20:23
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arsenal winning the league with mourinho getting sacked and chelsea coming 10th would be the best season in memory imho
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Nov 2, 2015 20:34
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TwoDogs1Cup posted:Rooney is piss he is
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Nov 2, 2015 20:54
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Ok gents, lets try to actually stay on topic and not post stupid tired memes in this thread, save it for the match day threads. If you're going to insult a team or a player, make an effort to be funny or to use more than a few words. I think these threads have gotten particularly bad lately because we've all, myself included, been posting the same dumb poo poo back and forth at each other forever. Lets see what it's like to have some good discussion about the premier league for once, in the spirit of the American holiday of Thanksgiving. Then we can all be thankful we don't have to post on reddit.
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Nov 2, 2015 21:23
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Nov 2, 2015 22:16
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not not luvd posted:arsenal winning the league with mourinho getting sacked and chelsea coming 10th would be the best season in memory imho If Arsenal win the league they would do it in the most Arsenal way possible. It would happen after they go out of the CL in the group stages, and lose early in the FA cup. Aguero wouldn't play more than 2 more matches this season. Arteta would score the title winning goal after Joel Campbell's shot is blocked. Sunderland would stay up with 30 points thanks to 6 points from doing the double over the gunners. In other words it would make Chelsea's title win last season look exciting. Of course Chelsea continuing to implode would go some way towards balancing out how disappointing Arsenal winning the league would be, but it would still be a stain on the premier league. Hashtag Banterzone fucked around with this message at 22:20 on Nov 2, 2015 |
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Nov 2, 2015 22:18
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Hashtag Banterzone posted:If Arsenal win the league they would do it in the most Arsenal way possible. It would happen after they go out of the CL in the group stages, and lose early in the FA cup. Aguero wouldn't play more than 2 more matches this season. Arteta would score the title winning goal after Joel Campbell's shot is blocked. Sunderland would stay up with 30 points thanks to 6 points from doing the double over the gunners. it's almost as if 2012 didn't happen
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Nov 2, 2015 22:34
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beedeebee posted:Nice table scrub. She's also apparently making a claim against Mourinho personally, which is great and I hope she wins against them (since everyone else has this season) http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/nov/02/jose-mourinho-chelsea-eva-carneiro-legal-claim
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Nov 2, 2015 23:37
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Hashtag Banterzone posted:If Arsenal win the league they would do it in the most Arsenal way possible. It would happen after they go out of the CL in the group stages, and lose early in the FA cup. Aguero wouldn't play more than 2 more matches this season. Arteta would score the title winning goal after Joel Campbell's shot is blocked. Sunderland would stay up with 30 points thanks to 6 points from doing the double over the gunners. nice meltdown (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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