En Garde: the November Prem Thread

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Breath Ray posted:

Hello and welcome to the continuation of popular long-running serial the EPL thread, where four posters were probated last month alone. More on that later. Feel free to use this thread to attack Manchester United out of obscure motives of envy and dislike. To talk about how you saw Chelsea�s collapse coming a mile off even when you didn�t. To just generally be really objectionable, pigheaded and unpleasant the whole time. Or you could be gracious in victory and philosophical in defeat? Just an idea.

Here�s the table:

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ok here's the real table

No movement 1 Man City 11 17 25
No movement 2 Arsenal 11 13 25
No movement 3 Leicester 11 4 22
No movement 4 Man Utd 11 7 21
No movement 5 West Ham 11 7 20
No movement 6 Tottenham 10 8 17
No movement 7 Southampton 11 5 17
No movement 8 Liverpool 11 0 17
No movement 9 Everton 11 4 16
No movement 10 Crystal Palace 11 1 16
No movement 11 Watford 11 0 16
No movement 12 West Brom 11 -4 14
No movement 13 Swansea 11 -3 13
No movement 14 Stoke 11 -3 13
No movement 15 Chelsea 11 -6 11
No movement 16 Norwich 11 -8 9
No movement 17 Bournemouth 11 -12 8
No movement 18 Newcastle 11 -10 7
No movement 19 Sunderland 11 -12 6
No movement 20 Aston Villa 10 -8 4

Remi Garde in.

I don't even watch my own team let alone the team of others but here are my thoughts about United...

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EvilHawk posted:

Arsenal's medical staff are a loving shambles.

Wenger won't let them give their players drugs like everyone else

# ¿ Nov 3, 2015 20:04

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Twat le Piss posted:

Speaking about mentile managers, is Ian Holloway still managing? I miss him in the Prem

He got Millwall relegated last season by being a bad manager

# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 17:42

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Jose posted:

i don't think you should say this about a team that couldn't beat newcastle currently

Hurrr you didn't beat a specific team so you aren't playing good football, shut up you spastic

# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 12:58

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The Big Taff Man posted:

Yeah Arsenal chat on the Traffordcast

They had craiglen on 3 weeks ago and he spent 8 minutes just muttering arsenal cunts over and over again while therat and der shovel applauded

# ¿ Nov 19, 2015 18:53

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oliwan posted:

percentage of premier league apologists who actually follow the other leagues they are talking about : 0%

If you dislike a league for whatever reason why would you watch it?

# ¿ Nov 28, 2015 22:40

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