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What do you have?
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M-104 handcuff keys 2 22.22%
other popular handcuff keys 2 22.22%
no keys 3 33.33%
handcuffs 2 22.22%
Total: 9 votes
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Tebulot

im hip now bois

I have a key for Smith and Wesson M-104 maximum security handcuffs. Just in case.

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alnilam

an address change card to accompany my driver license, it symbolizes the fact that I've moved houses which means I've been many interesting places

Piso Mojado

stolen jewish gold

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
an old balloon

pig slut lisa

irl is good


the business card of the developer who built the namba parks project in osaka

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
nambla parks is nothing to be proud of...

:colbert:

smoobles

capitol one card for fending off Vikings

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real_slime

by Lowtax
A condom I'm saving for true love.

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Tebulot

im hip now bois

real_slime posted:

A condom I'm saving for true love.

good for you hey!






Piso Mojado

smoobles posted:

capitol one card for fending off Vikings

lol

deep dish peat moss

A faded pass from April 2012 for the train in Portland.

treasure bear

the contents of my wallet have been 13.8 billion years in the making and an infinity awaits them

deep dish peat moss

treasure bear posted:

the contents of my wallet have been 13.8 billion years in the making and an infinity awaits them

dumb crambo
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

treasure bear posted:

the contents of my wallet have been 13.8 billion years in the making and an infinity awaits them

dumb crambo
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
oh hey its a tire store discount card from when i worked at hp


thanks Manifisto!

deep dish peat moss

I want to sticky this thread because it's both interesting and informative, and also funny, but there are too many stickied threads right now. Keep up the good posts and I'll get it later!

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER

Luvcow posted:

an old balloon

is it one of those weird balloons you can get at some gas stations? those things are a hoot and a half!


thanks Manifisto!

Ace of Baes
CPR Card, EMT Card, Liquor Store Rewards Card

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Yo, imma blob

have you any wool
very small novelty handcuffs

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
a smaller wallet


thanks Manifisto!

deep dish peat moss

Ace of Baes posted:

CPR Card, EMT Card, Liquor Store Rewards Card

Waiter at a fancy restaurant: "I'm sorry, sir, both the CPR Card and EMT Card were declined. Perhaps you could write a tragedy?"

Darkman Fanpage
my social security card :D

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
a 1 month AA coin even though its been 2 and a half

Tebulot

im hip now bois

These are all pretty interesting things, personally I'm hoping to see "Murder investigation evidence", "Definitely not cocaine", and "My only friend"






City of Glompton

I have a hand-written fortune that says "You will live a long and happy life"


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Scaly Haylie

a UNICEF membership card that says "Dr. Lizard Wizard"

fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
A ride ticket stub that says "keep this stub"

Salmiakki


fifty dollar bill which will never be used due to the fact that im avoiding america like the plague

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

Weekend Bridges

by Smythe
Nest of Atlas Moths.

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KaiserSchnitzel

Hey baby I think we Havel lot in common

Darkman Fanpage posted:

my social security card :D

Don't carry that in your wallet.

My most interesting item is a card for store credit for a local used video game store where I traded in $280 of PS1, PS2, Xbox 360, PS3, and PSP games plus a first generation PSP. I still have the receipt; it's like 4 feet long. Sadly, every time I go back to that store to try to redeem some of that credit, they have nothing even remotely approaching my refined tastes, as they specialize in Pokemon cartridges and poo poo-tier 3rd party Nintendo Wii peripherals. Oh, and every version of Madden from 1998-2015 on every system. It's not like I traded in anything I was using, because I'm too goddamn blind to play a PSP and all of those other games were terrible, but I doubt I'll ever see value from that trade.

dumb crambo
Probation
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haha why dont you trade it in for Deez nuts :D

poverty goat



library card that expired 7 years ago

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i haven't carried a wallet since 1994

Lil Cunty




punchcards. punchcards punchcards punchcards. loyalty rewards make me feel like I'm saving money and also part of a team. a team of valued customers

pictured are punchcards for coffee, coffee, coffee, dumplings, weed, and pottery. it's neat bc I can also use my punchcards as an itinerary for my day


ty crap

ty landy

Worldshatter

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



A picture of my wallet in case I lose it and have to show people what it looks like

alnilam

Worldshatter posted:

A picture of my wallet in case I lose it and have to show people what it looks like

haha

poverty goat



Bo-Pepper posted:

i haven't carried a wallet since 1994

a billfold isnt exactly progressive grandpa

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

The Goatfather posted:

a billfold isnt exactly progressive grandpa

he might just carry a purse

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Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i just put things in my pockets now because when i used wallets i would lose one approximately every 6 months but now i don't really lose anything now that i have a money pocket a stuff pocket and a cards pocket

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