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M-104 handcuff keys 2 22.22%
other popular handcuff keys 2 22.22%
no keys 3 33.33%
handcuffs 2 22.22%
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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Bo-Pepper posted:

i just put things in my pockets now because when i used wallets i would lose one approximately every 6 months but now i don't really lose anything now that i have a money pocket a stuff pocket and a cards pocket

I tried that but sometimes I would stand up and everything I owned would be on the bathroom floor.

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poverty goat



the bo pepper method is a slippery slope back to cargo pants

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i wear jeans or sensible khakis and have never had my belongings spill out onto a disgusting bathroom floor in the twenty one years i have utlized this practice i don't understand you people

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

ChairmanMeow posted:

I tried that but sometimes I would stand up and everything I owned would be on the bathroom floor.

also everything chairmanmeow owns is in their pockets chairmanmeow is a filthy homeless hobo

Lil Cunty


Bo-Pepper posted:

i wear jeans or sensible khakis and have never had my belongings spill out onto a disgusting bathroom floor in the twenty one years i have utlized this practice i don't understand you people

we haven't all perfected the art of making GBS threads in our own pants yet


ty crap

ty landy

fuck. marry. t-rex

ChairmanMeow posted:

I tried that but sometimes I would stand up and everything I owned would be on the bathroom floor.

Lol but also tfw

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
saving up for sensible khakis

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Lil Cunty posted:

we haven't all perfected the art of making GBS threads in our own pants yet

lil cunty - imperfect pants shitter

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
expired Sacramento 420 weed card bearing my overjoyed countenance

fuck. marry. t-rex

Girl khakis just have faux pockets for looks anyway. You aren't allowed to use them.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
I carry a purse

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

the next wave of feminism will be parades of women wearing chinos with bulging pocket areas

Lil Cunty


Luvcow posted:

I carry a purse

I carry two :colbert:


ty crap

ty landy

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
and to complete the look I wear my khakis at girl waste height, which is directly under my armpits

Lil Cunty


big ones too


ty crap

ty landy

Scaly Haylie

Luvcow posted:

and to complete the look I wear my khakis at girl waste height, which is directly under my armpits

i think you might be making GBS threads your pants too much.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Lil Cunty posted:

I carry two :colbert:

one on each shoulder so it's like bandoliers

fuck. marry. t-rex

Bo-Pepper posted:

the next wave of feminism will be parades of women wearing chinos with bulging pocket areas

Are you a feminist or are you just happy to see me?

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Lizard Wizard posted:

i think you might be making GBS threads your pants too much.

depends

to clarify: I wear depends

Lil Cunty


Luvcow posted:

one on each shoulder so it's like bandoliers

ya and cross shoulders bc I drink a lot


ty crap

ty landy

Salmiakki


gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Girl khakis just have faux pockets for looks anyway. You aren't allowed to use them.

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

Salmiakki


all girl pants have fake pockets or tiny mini pockets and its bs

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Salmiakki posted:

all girl pants have fake pockets or tiny mini pockets and its bs

Lil Cunty


protip: if you drink a lot carry your purses cross body so you don't lose them when you're staggering around looking for a cab at 3am


ty crap

ty landy

fuck. marry. t-rex

Purses legit own, they are way better than pockets. The only problem is if your at a bar and they don't have those hangers things by the stools and the floor is gross and you have to wear it across you anti-thieving style.

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
also if you are dancing and you don't want to tote it. Or at the casino.

Lil Cunty


gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Purses legit own, they are way better than pockets, and prettier too. The only problem is if your at a bar and they don't have those hangers things by the stools

they make portable ones you carry on your purse

I know what somebody's getting in their stocking this year


ty crap

ty landy

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Lil Cunty



lol


ty crap

ty landy

fuck. marry. t-rex

Lil Cunty posted:

they make portable ones you carry on your purse

I know what somebody's getting in their stocking this year

Omg

GEExCEE


Lol

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

:stare: :drat:

fuck. marry. t-rex


The eyes say something... but what

poverty goat



gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

The eyes say something... but what

"im tripping balls"

Lutha Mahtin

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

i keep my aldi quarter in one of the card slots, so i don't spend it by accident

invent diary

ChairmanMeow posted:

saving up for sensible khakis

Post an update when you get them please, been thinking about saving up for some myself.

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
can do.

invent diary posted:

Post an update when you get them please, been thinking about saving up for some myself.

rise? button fly? I have a lot to think about it.

invent diary

ChairmanMeow posted:

can do.


rise? button fly? I have a lot to think about it.

Sensible decisions require sensible contemplation. You're already like 10 steps ahead of me regarding this.

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Photosyphilis

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I got a 75th anniversary TAP card for LA union station. It is empty inside. Maybe I'll feed it a :10bux: sometime

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