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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
:siren:YOSPOS Secret Santa 2015!!!:siren:

It's that special time of year again! Time for YOSPOSters to show off their generosity and really put their deece figgies to work.

There has been a lot of interest in making this a more exclusive event this year, so I'm going to work things out accordingly. If you're someone I recognize from the cjs, games, and general one-off threads, i.e. you actively participate in YOSPOS as a whole, you get a free pass into the main event. If you're someone who only posts in the cat thread, Bitcoin thread, etc., well, you're going to be matched with other posters from those enclaves, unless your can make a really good argument as to why you belong in YOSPOS. If you are an obvious troll you will be matched with other trolls. If you don't like that, tough! Go start your own Secret Santa in YCS or wherever.

This is my first time running a Secret Santa so I'm just winging it, consider these rules flexible if there are any obvious mistakes. :)



THE RULES:

  • Applicants will be matched round-robin, according to the tiers outlined above.
  • Minimum is $20, not including shipping, but you can go way over that if you so desire. Just don't get mad if you send someone a $300 gift and the one you get back isn't up to the same standard.
  • Don't be lame. Drop-shipping from Amazon is kinda lame, depending. Use your best judgement.
  • Please don't send anything gross, or alive, or something that starts out alive and dies during shipping. Dormant yeast cultures are the exception assuming they are in foodsafe packaging.
  • You will be expected to post pictures of the stuff you receive.
  • If you fail to provide proof of shipment by Dec. 31 you will be BANNED
  • Application deadline is Nov. 30 (starting kinda late this year) EARLY ADOPTERS will be assigned santees shortly after Nov. 16 so you can put gifts together sooner, if you explicitly don't want to be an EARLY ADOPTER (???) let me know
  • Shipments should go out by Dec. 15

HOW TO APPLY:
  • Send an ELECTRONIC MAIL (e-mail) to silveralicorn AT sdf DOT org containing your current username, previous usernames, a real world shipping address, and whether you are able to ship internationally. Also your Steam ID or Amazon wish list etc. if you would prefer to receive gifts that way. Please DO NOT PM me, I would like to keep all applications in the same place, thanks :)
  • POST in the thread. :justpost: Don't post your address. Do post about the kinds of gifts you would be interested in, i.e. digital video game crap, foodstuffs, alcohol, strange one-off electronic toys, etc. Post if you have pets and you want gifts for your pets. Post anything you specifically don't want to receive so we can swiftly ban your santa for not paying attention. If you're interested in clothes, post what size your goony body is and if you prefer men's or women's sizing.

Ok that's all I got. Use this thread to discuss ideas, or previous years' gifts, or what an awful poster I am.

edit: My elf is forums poster bobbilljim, come to him with any questions I guess

:tfrxmas:
IF YOU FEEL LIKE SENDING ME SOMETHING (since I'm not part of the round robin thing) ask bobbilljim or have a look at my amazon wishlistu:
http://www.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/33V0PJAVFYO52
or my steam wishlist:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/silveralicorn/wishlist

I'm interested in local/regional treats, computer accessories, sci fi movies (literally get me anything on blu ray because I just got a PS4 and have nothing for it yet) and yospos stuff I guess.

I will also be sending out some "bonus" gifts at random after the 2nd wave of santee assignments come out. Some of it is weird vintage computer stuff and some of it will be amazon garbage so I hope you're into that.


BONUS ROUND :siren:

bonus gifts this year include but are not limited to:

a YOSPOS-injoke drinking vessel suitable for beer (pint glass)

a new in box, sealed copy of Daikatana (PC)

a used copy of the Bard's Tale for Apple ][ on real floppy disks

a very relevant and modern programming book

a red panda plush toy (Aurora Plush)

if you would like to enter to win one of these fabulous prizes, reply to this thread with YOSPOS BITHC!!! I am interested in (prizes you want) and I will put you on a spreadsheet and figure it all out by December 5 or something

Silver Alicorn fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Nov 25, 2015

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Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

pity reply

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

i will not be participating.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮


PREVIOUS SANTANAS:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3671147

Silver Alicorn fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Nov 18, 2015

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord

Silver Alicorn posted:

Application deadline is Nov. 30 (starting kinda late this year)

can you start giving santees a bit sooner than that? I want a little more time for hunting for gifts :ohdear:

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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Buglord
also lol at the yosmas thunderdome

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
eh I could see extending the deadline a week but at this rate it won't be over until next august

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
oh SOONEr idk

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

:( cjs moves way too fast to follow and i am a competent santa

some helpful tips from last year about shipping to :canada:

- parcel services do abusive things to us at the border and they suck at delivering to some places so just use god's own united states postal service like nature intended
- our customs guys are pretty chill but they will reliably seize meat and fruit, and if they notice booze, porn or cigs they'll probably keep those too
- we have real winter here so best not to send anything that can't handle a day or two at -20
- we need special permits to have gun mugs

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

where's the madeupfred thread. he's running the santa.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
Sure I guess I can do an EARLY ADOPTER/MacBook Core Duo round of assignments, deadline Nov. 16, if enough people are okay with that. Will still leave applications open until the 30th

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Bloody posted:

pity reply

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
very eager to participate. thanks for being the santa silver. a round of applause for our santa please, gents.

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord

flakeloaf posted:

- we need special permits to have gun mugs

I'm not sure if you're joking or not

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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Buglord
also I expected a red panda with santa hat in the op

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

As a Millennial I posted:

where's the madeupfred thread. he's running the santa.

lets try to keep the trolling off the ground floor. christ

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I won't be participating like normal but I will send out a few small gifts to random applicants. Feel free to send me booze and chocolate though.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Symbolic Butt posted:

also I expected a red panda with santa hat in the op

I'm still waiting to hear back from one of my artist friends

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord
excellent

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

flakeloaf posted:

:( cjs moves way too fast to follow and i am a competent santa

you're fine, cjs isn't the only thread I pay attention to

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
Basically don't be afraid to apply, everyone will get a santa/santee, I'm not even sure how big of a turnout we'll get (forums dead etc)

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

in

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
Good, my SDF mail still works

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

was i the first 8D

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
sign me up

i will accept handjobs as gifts

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Space-Pope posted:

i will accept handjobs as gifts

hm

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
Sweet thanks 4 starting the thread. I"ll send you an email eventually.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

was i the first 8D

no I just didn't say anything

I have to ssh in to use mutt though, I don't have POP access because I didn't pay for the arpanet package

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
Also I request pro tier

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I hope silver acorn recognises who I am and I get into the top tier

$20 usd? I guess

I can probably afford that. I wanna participate but won't be doing much more than that coz I have so much debt my rear end bleeds

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
someone post the greatest hits from previous years to get the blood pumping

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
I'm so in. I like wall things and other cool stuff for my apartment, or handmade things, or gadgets, or bideo games if you're lazy. I'm OK with food and alcohol stuff too! Sadly, I have no pets. Don't send me one!

Bhodi fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Nov 16, 2015

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
hi, i'm cocoa crispies

i live in miami, in a big house with lots of macs and three cats and also a roommate who is a yosposter

zedo is a tuxedo cat:


little one is also a tuxedo cat and she is very chatty

piper is sweet and boring

i mostly quit playing games and impulse buy lots of stuff from amazon

get me cool kitschy computer stuff, coffee beans and paraphernalia, booze, cat accessories

fyi i am top tier, even though i didn't ship moo cow that mattress that one time

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
I'm in.

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

go on then
ill email you tomorrow though because im lazy

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
ground floor

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
eh gently caress it whats the worst that could happen by giving my address to a internet strangers

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

you could wind up with a boxful of garbage i have dropshipped to you from ebay

Solus M.D.
Oct 17, 2007

what did i just post?
i'll think about it

i think i was a pretty lovely santa last year though so lol good luck

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Illusive Fuck Man
Jul 5, 2004
RIP John McCain feel better xoxo 💋 🙏
Taco Defender
im joining this and whoever I get will receive a vintage late 80s model m keybaord that i drew on with a sharpie when i was a kid. also possibly a ?special surprise gift?


late edit for whoever is giving: idk. something computer related?

Illusive Fuck Man fucked around with this message at 15:15 on Nov 10, 2015

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