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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

BigwigML posted:



a good way to recharge a mouse

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Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

Just wait until you try Office 2016.

gently caress

how can it be worse? word 2013 or w/e was a giant flaat piece of poo poo thats a solid block of eye-sore flat greys and awful menu that always opens to lovely skydrive

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

I see no problem with this :confused:

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I would just like to remind OP that his exceptionally dry and fissured anal and oral cavities are really doing terribly at their sole purpose on this earth and that as a result many retrievers, German shepherds, labradoodles and weiner (lol) dogs are going home from their late night carousements with horribly painful cases of the old blueballs.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Xaris posted:

how can it be worse? word 2013 or w/e was a giant flaat piece of poo poo thats a solid block of eye-sore flat greys and awful menu that always opens to lovely skydrive

spoken like someone who hasnt tried word 2016

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Whybird posted:

sure is a nice table you got there



be a shame if someone were to... GET MILK ALL OVER IT

what ist he spout on the side of the big one?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

nomadologique posted:

what ist he spout on the side of the big one?

that's the reflection of the small one.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Mange Mite posted:

spoken like someone who hasnt tried word 2016

i just GISed some images and it looks same as 2013.. which is bad enough?

in fact it actually looks to have some color to it, which is an improvement

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Germstore posted:

that's the reflection of the small one.

AH lol

gently caress i failed still life 101 again :(

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

nomadologique posted:

what ist he spout on the side of the big one?

lmao what an epic fail

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

RideTheSpiral posted:

so it's focusing a solar death ray in that guys office?

yeah, gently caress that guy

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender

Touch screens are reading the heat from your fingers, dont care how you touch them.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Sheep-Goats posted:

I would just like to remind OP that his exceptionally dry and fissured anal and oral cavities are really doing terribly at their sole purpose on this earth and that as a result many retrievers, German shepherds, labradoodles and weiner (lol) dogs are going home from their late night carousements with horribly painful cases of the old blueballs.

Have you spoken to a healthcare professional about your interest in bestiality?

More to the point, have you been speaking to my proctologist?

script kitty
Jan 2, 2005

GOTTA GO CATTES

challenge accepted

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Tenzarin posted:

Touch screens are reading the heat from your fingers, dont care how you touch them.

That's what I always thought, but on this phone if the charger cord drapes across the screen it tries to open whatever icons it touches, so I guess not.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

RideTheSpiral posted:

so it's focusing a solar death ray in that guys office?

its like that james bong laser

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

OMFG FURRY posted:

also the handle doesn't fit the form its very sloppy
Looks like the handle is using the same piece of metal regardless of the size of the mug so for the smaller one they gotta make it really stretched out lmao.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

RideTheSpiral posted:

lmao what an epic fail

my eyes... have deceived me...

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

therattle posted:

Have you spoken to a healthcare professional about your interest in bestiality?

More to the point, have you been speaking to my proctologist?

I am a healthcare professional beyotch

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

script kitty posted:

challenge accepted

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Sheep-Goats posted:

I am a healthcare professional beyotch

Emptying bed pans doesn't count.

pretty good aggro deck
Dec 31, 2007

Extinct!
Once i had to take a poo in a public toilet in the US.



why can't you guys figure this out?

Sibilant Crisp
Jul 4, 2014

criscodisco posted:

That's what I always thought, but on this phone if the charger cord drapes across the screen it tries to open whatever icons it touches, so I guess not.

It's actually reading electric currents you loving retard

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Tenzarin posted:

Touch screens are reading the heat from your fingers, dont care how you touch them.

they read the electrical capacitance, not heat.

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

Phyzzle posted:

Four way stop signs that look like regular stop signs. Which is almost all four way stop signs.

Why put some sort of label on them, when everyone can just . . . notice that a car is stopping on the street, and then, to make sure it's not just randomly stopping for no reason, look for a telltale unpainted side of a metal octagon at an oblique angle. Yes, let's do that.

Uh where do you live cause every intersection I've seen that has 4 way stop signs will say "all way" right under "stop"

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Malf posted:

Once i had to take a poo in a public toilet in the US.



why can't you guys figure this out?

Are you a shy pooper or something?

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Malf posted:

Once i had to take a poo in a public toilet in the US.



why can't you guys figure this out?

so we can see when someone is shooting smack or getting frisky

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Butyraceous posted:

It's actually reading electric currents you loving retard

But shouldn't the rubber on the cable keep all the electrics inside and away from my screen?

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender

DrBouvenstein posted:

they read the electrical capacitance, not heat.

Humans are not like full of electricity

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Tenzarin posted:

Humans are not like full of electricity

Nuh huh didn't you watch the Matrix line of films?

Also I'm pretty sure capacitance refers to the skin's ability to conduct electricity.

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax

Malf posted:

Once i had to take a poo in a public toilet in the US.



why can't you guys figure this out?

We're having trouble with people following the one man per stall rule as it is, this is trivial

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Malf posted:

Once i had to take a poo in a public toilet in the US.



why can't you guys figure this out?

not seeing the problem here

if anything I'm more concerned when a public stall is fully enclosed, I'm paranoid someone is not going to see my feet and bust in

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

criscodisco posted:

But shouldn't the rubber on the cable keep all the electrics inside and away from my screen?

moving current creates a magnetic field bwooowowoowoooo

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Tenzarin posted:

Humans are not like full of electricity

didn't you know that everything living is constantly conducting the universal orgone?

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Malf posted:

Once i had to take a poo in a public toilet in the US.



why can't you guys figure this out?

As an American I agree and apologize for our bathroom door design stupidity.

OMFG FURRY posted:

so we can see when someone is shooting smack or getting frisky

Yep. :911:

Helical Nightmares fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Nov 4, 2015

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Malf posted:

Once i had to take a poo in a public toilet in the US.



why can't you guys figure this out?

whenever i see a stall door like this i like to peek in until the occupant notices me. i get pink eye a lot.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
try peekin your dick thru!

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

nomadologique posted:

try peekin your dick thru!

If you're lucky there'll be a family values Republican on the other side.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Gaunab posted:

whenever i see a stall door like this i like to peek in until the occupant notices me. i get pink eye a lot.

thats gonococcal conjunctivitis. get it treated or youll go blind

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Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time
we have male and female signs for bathrooms but i think there should also be some sort of icon that identifies if the bathroom is a single person dealy or a bigger, multi-person bathroom.

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