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BigwigML posted:
THANKS STEVE JOBS
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 19:55 |
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Whybird posted:sure is a nice table you got there what ist he spout on the side of the big one?
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 20:13 |
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Germstore posted:that's the reflection of the small one. AH lol gently caress i failed still life 101 again
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 20:16 |
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RideTheSpiral posted:lmao what an epic fail my eyes... have deceived me...
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 20:36 |
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criscodisco posted:But shouldn't the rubber on the cable keep all the electrics inside and away from my screen? moving current creates a magnetic field bwooowowoowoooo
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 22:52 |
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Tenzarin posted:Humans are not like full of electricity didn't you know that everything living is constantly conducting the universal orgone?
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 22:53 |
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try peekin your dick thru!
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 23:40 |
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so you can start taking your pants off asap
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 04:14 |
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Avocados posted:why no doors though, thats hilarious and terrifying smoking/drugs same reason for half doors
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 17:26 |
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therattle posted:I only like a little bit of milk in my tea. Spill city. And I often do a little test pour of tea before the main event to see if it's sufficiently brewed. Lastly, you savage, I don't want to be pouring at full volume as I reach the top of the cup. this guy has all the answers
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 17:31 |
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Bogan Krkic posted:where do you live that urinals like that are uncommon these are uncommon in every place i've been, which is mostly the eastern seaboard of the USA normally we have welcoming urinals w big pitcher mouths hung 2 1/2 feet from the floor
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 17:33 |
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Modest Mauser posted:Velcro looks absolutely ridiculous and I always associate that with very young children and elderly people who smell like old cheese or onion soup. velcro does not have to look ridiculous, it can look like the cool n sleek future (esp considering it's what astronauts use)
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 17:37 |
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a starwar betamax posted:velcro is bad because ti gets all full of dirt and then doesnt work but laces always work anyway you should just get into barefoot running thats wwhat the tarahumara indians do they are born to run and they never have injuries bullshit starwar i looked at a ton of picks and they all wearing sandals every one of them
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 17:40 |
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salt water fish are expensive
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 18:02 |
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Drunk Nerds posted:I got this.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 05:16 |
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RideTheSpiral posted:is this seriously a thing? What does everyone do when they are stopped? why wouldn't you just put a roundabout in like every other country? lol. you take turns. first come first serve. if two or three arrive at the same time, you're supposed to default to whoever is rightmost, but usually it's just a free for all. if four arrive at the same time, oh well. (it never actually happens that more than two people arrive at exactly the same time so) roundabouts are hellish, truly hellish.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 04:44 |
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yea except those dyson airblades, holy mackerel
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 06:17 |
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Nubile Hillock posted:With modern safety features you'd surely bring down the fatalities AND you'd keep the economy going by having people have to buy new cars all the time. I don't get what the hard part about slowing down and looking is, though, without having to come to a full and complete stop are you american or what? i don't get it? "slowing down" is literally the antithesis of the economy boyo
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 19:56 |
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Picnic Princess posted:You know where a great place for a traffic circle would be? Centered directly on a freight train double track! look lik ea starfish a starfish od death!
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 19:56 |
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RideTheSpiral posted:The arc du triomphe is definitely the world most brutal roundabout. lol this is a perfect expression of french society social democracy at its finest
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 19:58 |
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they come from all around the world... to jockey in an undifferentiated free for all of equality!!!
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 19:58 |
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i am not a fascist, but a very strong believer that traffic rules and regulations and their enforcement is the ideal expression of our inevitable fascist urges
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 19:59 |
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Bill Posters posted:This is from a restaurant near my house. ya but that's kinda like a porta potty. urinal if you wanna pee, toilet if you wanna poop. helps keep the seat clean.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 20:00 |
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Nubile Hillock posted:so why are there so many four way stops? Oh wait it's because American "men" can't drive manual transmission so slowing down is too much to handle. Slam on brakes to stop, slam gas pedal to move. Makes sense. cha ching
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 21:51 |
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of course california would go all human being euro first lead to way, CA!
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 22:40 |
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my partner already shits while i'm in the bathroom so lol
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 23:22 |
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nigga crab pollock posted:oh a Bad Saab Thing i can' teven understand really why there is the option to turn off headlights ever, unless you are driving a police car headlights aren't just so you can see but so you can be seen they should never be allowed to go off think of all the times you drive by idiots at dawn or dusk who don't have their headlights on because they can see, but they are invisible to you; or during rain, who don't turn their lights on weeeee the option to commit crimes!
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 22:48 |
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Aralan posted:You have to tap the little car's roof a couple times. I only know this because I read an article where the author didn't know how to pop the door handles out manually if they didn't come out automatically either. Why this is better than a normal key fob or normal door handles that just unlock if you have the key in your pocket wasn't covered in the article "the future"
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 22:50 |
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the future is an unremitting and unquestionable good you dweeb
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 22:50 |
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enraged_camel posted:Think again. i live in the city, so this ia genuine concern in some areas
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 22:51 |
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Aralan posted:I don't know why I'm surprised that someone actually thought that was a great idea, but I am our obsession with "the future" has been ongoing since at least world war 2, though more realistically since the end of the 19th century
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 22:56 |
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too bad EPCOT never panned out, it woulda been a gorgeous bruise
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 22:56 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:I unno man. Maybe you want to have some heat or A/C while you idle in a parking lot, without your lights blaring everywhere. heat/AC should be available without ignition or perhaps a compromise would be that the lights come on when you shift out of Park
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 23:44 |
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:Obviously youve never sat out in a buddys car late on a cold night to smoke a bowl on a side street i have done that, and it is illegal, and it amazes me that the US govt encourages illegal activities in cars both driving and non driving related
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 23:45 |
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Maoist Pussy posted:The number one bad designer is - GOD! He made lots of people who are seriously into sucking off strangers- but they are all dudes! wtf, GOD?! close your eyes you coward.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 23:47 |
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Voltage posted:My '14 ford fiesta has voice controls and they are absolutely useless. If I say "take me home" it just yells at me to say "navigation or climate" first. So I say navigation, wait, then say take me home. And then it goes into a tirade about how I need to say the street address, which, in the two years ive owned this car i have yet to get it to fully understand and route me to a specific address. Also, how in the gently caress would it be easier to go through a poo poo load of terrible voice menus to turn on my ac when i can just turn a knob right in front of me? The climate controls are also on a menu in the terrible touch screen for no apparent reason. lmao when mind control turns out to be this horrible
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 23:49 |
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Maoist Pussy posted:But I like my eyes. then look into his eyes while he does it. ask him what his name is. laugh when he can't pronounce it because his mouth is full.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 23:51 |
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Maoist Pussy posted:But what if his name if Fred or Karl or Henry or literally any other male name, what then? what if his name was like, Stacy, or Andrea, or Casey, or Pat?
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 23:57 |
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Maoist Pussy posted:Maybe I am misjudging automobile battery capacity, but running A/C off the battery seems like a recipe for millions of calls to the tow truck man. i do not actually care if you kill your battery running your AC because you hav ea tiny penis!!
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 00:00 |
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Mange Mite posted:The solution to this is to make it so the headlights also turn on the instrument panel lights. Nobody is going to drive around when they cant see the speedometer you have never seen a person driving around without their headlights on in full darkness?
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 01:12 |