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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Trin Tragula posted:


New Zealand has an official Wizard (no, not Gandalf). He was officially granted the title in 1990 by the Prime Minister.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizard_of_New_Zealand

This guy apparently thinks "women cause wars with their shopping habits and governments are more stable with monarchies" which sounds less whimsical and more weirdly courtly MRA but I guess magic is different in NZ

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RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

I'm moderately certain I probably don't like his politics (but I find NZ/Aussie politics to be totally different from US politics, so who knows), but he sure as poo poo sounds like a fun guy.

quote:

On 8 September 2003 the Wizard's large wooden house was destroyed by a fire, which Christchurch police treated as arson. The Wizard, his partner and two boarders were lucky to escape with their lives and the Wizard's extensive book and video collections were destroyed. The Wizardmobile, constructed from the front halves of two VW Beetles, was also attacked and damaged.

...
Harry?
When did you leave Chicago?

quote:

After the February 2011 Christchurch earthquake the Wizard planned to retire and leave Christchurch for good saying the town he loved had gone and that it was the end of an era. He will be going with his mother to Oamaru, but not before wading through knee-deep water to help rescue Resthome manager Sue Milligan's dog "Molly".

quote:

"Molly"
:stare:


Aesop Poprock posted:

This guy apparently thinks "women cause wars with their shopping habits and governments are more stable with monarchies" which sounds less whimsical and more weirdly courtly MRA but I guess magic is different in NZ

There, I knew I was going to have an issue with his politics.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Trin Tragula posted:


New Zealand has an official Wizard (no, not Gandalf). He was officially granted the title in 1990 by the Prime Minister.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizard_of_New_Zealand

New Zealand is named after Zeeland, in the Netherlands.

Fun fact:

The Dutch navigator Abel Tasman discovered much of Australia on his voyage of exploration there in 1642. Captain Cook was the next known European to visit and discovered even more when he went there in 1769. According to Cook's records, he was referring to two Dutch sources at the time he made his voyage. What the second source was remains unclear, and we have no record of it, but they have recently found a Dutch wreck off the coast of New Zealand that seems to be undocumented, and may have been a part of the second expedition which Cook was referring to.

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ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
Attila the Hun is probably a name you've heard. He was basically the Genghis Khan of his time, really. He carved out the massive Hunnic Empire and did a really quick job of it. Dude didn't gently caress around; he ran around conquering everything in sight as hard as he loving could.

Then he married an attractive young lady and celebrated by getting absurdly drunk, smashing his face into something hard, and dying of a nosebleed.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

twoday posted:

New Zealand is named after Zeeland, in the Netherlands.

Fun fact:

The Dutch navigator Abel Tasman discovered much of Australia on his voyage of exploration there in 1642. Captain Cook was the next known European to visit and discovered even more when he went there in 1769. According to Cook's records, he was referring to two Dutch sources at the time he made his voyage. What the second source was remains unclear, and we have no record of it, but they have recently found a Dutch wreck off the coast of New Zealand that seems to be undocumented, and may have been a part of the second expedition which Cook was referring to.

Not to be confused with Zealand in Denmark.

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

Frostwerks posted:

Not to be confused with Zealand in Denmark.

Not to be confused with the Principality of Sealand in the North Sea.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!


-The constitution of New Holland Australia directly lays claim to New Zealand.
-The first time Europeans saw firearms and grenades was probably in 1241 when the Mongols used them in the battle of Mohi during their invasion of Hungary.
-The Spanish conquered the Aztec empire in about 2 years. It took them about 170 years to fully defeat the Mayans. Mostly because the Aztecs had a fairly centralized state but the Mayan civilization was a huge mess of loosely connected villages and once mighty but decaying city states It didn't help that the Mayans were a lot poorer than the Aztecs which meant less loot which is very bad for motivating soldiers.
-The "S" in Hary S. Truman name stood for S. Just S.

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doodlebugs
Feb 18, 2015

by Lowtax

Anosmoman posted:

Not to be confused with the Principality of Sealand in the North Sea.

or the principality of Hutt

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Hutt_River

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
I did not know I was opening such a can of worms with my "fact."

XMNN posted:

There's only one way to resolve this.
The Oxford English Dictionary. I'll check it when I go to the library this weekend.

More fun facts:

Two aristocratic sisters in seventeenth-century France fought a duel. The younger sister killed the older one. With a sling. Citation

Prince Rupert of the Rhine, nephew of Charles I of Egland (beheaded by Parliamentarians) and cousin of Charles II (who retook the throne after Cromwell died) fought in the English Civil War and on the continent. He conducted scientific experiments, studied philosophy and mathematics, and had a skill for breaking codes. He also had a white poodle named Boye who was a celebrity in his own right. According to Parliamentarian propaganda. Boye was Prince Rupert's familiar and had many powers of his own, such as telling the future, invulnerability to poison, and catching bullets that were fired at Prince Rupert in his mouth. Boye sat next to (and sometimes in) the King's chair at meals and was unofficially declared a Sergeant Major General. He eventually was shot and killed in battle. A good dog, apart from all the witchcraft.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

doodlebugs posted:

Yang Kyoungjong was a Korean soldier who fought for the Japanese Army, the Soviet Army and the German Wehrmacht.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yang_Kyoungjong

This guy would be the luckiest unlucky gently caress alive were it not for the dude who survived both atomic bombings.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Invisible Clergy posted:

Thanks for this. I'm really enjoying it so far. your description is fair and accurate.

I don't really know how to perform a deft segue into this, so did you know America once had an emperor? I present to you, Emperor Norton I of the United States:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton

he's amazing.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

trickybiscuits posted:

The Oxford English Dictionary. I'll check it when I go to the library this weekend.
I was going to say extensive scientific experimentation, but I suppose that might also work.

doodlebugs posted:

Yang Kyoungjong was a Korean soldier who fought for the Japanese Army, the Soviet Army and the German Wehrmacht.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yang_Kyoungjong
It's sort of like the (probably apocryphal) Roman legion that was part of an army defeated by the Parthians near the modern day Turkish/Syrian border. They sent the prisoners to the other side of Iran to guard the frontier against the steppe people, who a few years later captured them, marched them all the way to northern China and forced them to fight against the Han. They lost again and were captured by the Chinese, settling down and founding a city, whose inhabitants still have Roman-ish features to this day. :tinfoil:

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

Blue Footed Booby posted:

This guy would be the luckiest unlucky gently caress alive were it not for the dude who survived both atomic bombings.

In 1914 there was a Royal Navy midshipman who rejoiced in the truly epic name of Wenman Wykeham-Musgrave. On the 22nd of September, the poor sod managed to get himself torpedoed three times in an hour.

Communist Zombie
Nov 1, 2011

Trin Tragula posted:

In 1914 there was a Royal Navy midshipman who rejoiced in the truly epic name of Wenman Wykeham-Musgrave. On the 22nd of September, the poor sod managed to get himself torpedoed three times in an hour.

And just to clarify for others, three times as in three different ships.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

CroatianAlzheimers posted:

It was also the basis for the fictional fight between HM Brig Sophie and the xebec Cacafuego from Patrick O'Brian's Master and Commander. In fact, Lord Cochrane was the model for O'Brian's Captain Jack Aubrey, the only fictional character I wish was my dad.

Cacafuego AKA Shitfire, was what Sir Francis Drake's expedition called the Spanish Treasure galleon they captured off the coast of Peru. So there's another little historical wink there.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Communist Zombie posted:

And just to clarify for others, three times as in three different ships.

It being the navy I had assumed quite a different type of torpedoing

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
The ancient Greeks tended to name things for what they gave to man. Therefore, the ancient Greek word for ivory is elepanhantine. The animal is named for its ivory. Sadly, that may ultimately prove its undoing.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
Not ancient history*, but according to this post and some googling, I learned that there was a non-gameplay reason why the character Johnny Cage doesn't appear in Mortal Kombat 3: the actor/Guy Who Was Photographed As Cage appeared in a competitor's fighting game ad, pretty much as Johnny Cage.

* It counts as history to me, dammit. I wondered that as a kid.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

quote:

Nero finally had to poison her to get rid of her.
Nah, he panicked and sent some dudes by to kill her.

FreudianSlippers posted:

-The Spanish conquered the Aztec empire in about 2 years. It took them about 170 years to fully defeat the Mayans. Mostly because the Aztecs had a fairly centralized state but the Mayan civilization was a huge mess of loosely connected villages and once mighty but decaying city states It didn't help that the Mayans were a lot poorer than the Aztecs which meant less loot which is very bad for motivating soldiers.
Also because the Aztecs were not exactly popular with their neighbors.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
But those guys had plenty of heart!

Krypt-OOO-Nite!!
Oct 25, 2010

doodlebugs posted:

Yang Kyoungjong was a Korean soldier who fought for the Japanese Army, the Soviet Army and the German Wehrmacht.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yang_Kyoungjong

I thought what a massive oval office before I read it and found out the poor bugger was press-ganged.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
It can be argued that black/white racial tensions in America are directly caused by the Virginia Slave Code of 1705, which was a response to Bacon's Rebellion in 1676. The rebellion itself came about for reasons ranging from the people living on the frontier feeling neglected by the Virginia Company, the colony's administrative body, to Nathan Bacon holding a grudge over personal slights committed by William Berkley, then the Governor of Virginia. Motivations aside, the rebellion was significant because it featured white indentured servants and black slaves, who made up the bulk of Bacon's "army", fighting together against their masters. Though the indentured servants were slaves only temporarily, they were treated almost exactly the same as the permanent slaves. This inevitably led to the indentured servants and slaves seeing themselves as comrades against the gentry and private land owners. To prevent future alliances between the white lower class and black slaves, the House of Burgesses, then Virginia's legislative assembly, passed a series of laws that legally "elevated" the indentured servants by taking away the rights of all black people under the Virginia Company's rule, whether they were slaves or "free men".

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

XMNN posted:

I was going to say extensive scientific experimentation, but I suppose that might also work.
Sorry to disappoint you twice but the two-volume OED has the same definitions as people have posted in this thread. I'll consult the multi-volume edition in the main library and report back.

MizPiz posted:

It can be argued that black/white racial tensions in America are directly caused by the Virginia Slave Code of 1705, which was a response to Bacon's Rebellion in 1676. The rebellion itself came about for reasons ranging from the people living on the frontier feeling neglected by the Virginia Company, the colony's administrative body, to Nathan Bacon holding a grudge over personal slights committed by William Berkley, then the Governor of Virginia. Motivations aside, the rebellion was significant because it featured white indentured servants and black slaves, who made up the bulk of Bacon's "army", fighting together against their masters. Though the indentured servants were slaves only temporarily, they were treated almost exactly the same as the permanent slaves. This inevitably led to the indentured servants and slaves seeing themselves as comrades against the gentry and private land owners. To prevent future alliances between the white lower class and black slaves, the House of Burgesses, then Virginia's legislative assembly, passed a series of laws that legally "elevated" the indentured servants by taking away the rights of all black people under the Virginia Company's rule, whether they were slaves or "free men".
The colony of New Netherland (NY's Hudson Valley, capital region, Manhattan and surrounding islands, and the Delaware River region) also had a complex relationship with slavery and race. Early on there was no real set of rules for slavery so slaves were able to petition for their freedom, and were sometimes granted it conditionally- for example, they had to work for pay for the Dutch West India Company when they were needed. In one case some women were freed by Peter Stuyvesant on the condition that they come back and clean his house regularly.

In another case, Stuyvesant's predecessor, Willem Keift, freed some slaves and granted them land. I was so frustrated when I heard that because it makes it more difficult to continue hating Keift, the worst director general EVER, who treated the Lenape-speaking tribes around Manhattan so appallingly that they stopped fighting amongst themselves and attacked the Dutch. Then I found out that the land Keift granted the freed slaves was outside New Amsterdam's defensive wall (the site of New York's Wall Street), so they were really put there to be another layer between the Indians and the Dutch whites. He also armed the West India Company's slaves, not enough to make them dangerous to their masters, but enough to make the Indians see blacks as being on the same side as whites. So I can keep hating Keift and saying that the only decent thing he ever did was to help out Father Isaac Jogues after the Dutch had ransomed Jogues from the Mohawks. Willem Keift was an rear end in a top hat.

NY's Crailo State Historic Site has an exhibit on slavery and the Dutch, there's lots of interesting info there.

A totally unrelated fact: director Werner Herzog filmed his most famous movie, Fitzcarraldo, in Peru during a period of political unrest. He managed to get permission to finish the movie by getting a shooting permit signed by the Peruvian president, from the capital city of Lima. It was completely forged. Source: An Evening with Werner Herzog at about 41:38. But watch the whole video because Herzog has amazing stories. Fitzcarraldo itself was based on a real story, so maybe watch that too.

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
Some of this is probably rumors made up by his enemies but the fact that their considered credible says a lot about King Farouk of Egypt.

http://madmonarchs.guusbeltman.nl/madmonarchs/farouk/farouk_bio.htm

quote:

...Freed from tutelage, Farouk used to go to nightclubs, and then sleep the whole morning. He had caviar for breakfast, eating it directly from a can. Large quantities of boiled eggs, toast, lobster, steak, lamb, chicken, and pigeon usually followed. He liked fizzy drinks and drank at least 30 bottles a day. After having a series of nightmares about lions, Farouk went to Cairo Zoo, and shot its lions in their cage. The nightmares, however, continued.
Farouk owned several villa’s, yachts and airplanes, and more than 100 cars5. He had all his cars sprayed red and forbade his subjects to own a red vehicle. That way he could drive recklessly without being stopped by the police. When Farouk raced by in one of his red cars, people ran for their lives. When another car tried to pass him, Farouk shot at its tires. Supposedly, an ambulance followed him to pick up casualties...

In 1941, 21-year-old Irene Guinle had become Farouk’s first official mistress. For 2 years, they went together to nightclubs, slept nude together, played in the palace pool, and gossiped. “He was charming, like a naughty child you couldn’t help liking,” Irene explained. When her brother had pneumonia, and there was no penicillin, Irene didn’t get any from Farouk, until she threatened to let it be known that Farouk could have saved a life and didn’t.
Farouk’s next mistress was witty novelist Barbara Skelton, who looked like Katharine Hepburn. For 7 months they had an affair, which they continued for a while in 1950. Barbara described Farouk as a good kisser, but a bad lover. After spanking her, Farouk would “lie on his back like a beached whale”, and, when she got on top of him, it was usually quickly over. “His penis was tiny, and he adored having it sucked,” she added, “He was the King. He expected service.”

Farouk probably suffered from a hormonal deviation, probably a low level of testosteron6. Although he had flair, Farouk also suffered from mood changes. He was effeminate and his corpulence increased that impression. He was always surrounded by rumours about his prowess, virility and the size of his penis. Stories about his recurring impotence started early 1943. Farouk consulted hormone specialists, and tried love potions and aphrodisiacs, like hashish mixed with honey and even powdered rhinoceros horn. He also possessed a large collection of pornography and sex aides. Many of his mistresses described him as “a gentlemen, who wasn’t really that interested in sex”. For Farouk, food may have been a replacement for his disappointing sex-life.

Although he was immensely rich, Farouk was a cleptomaniac. He stole everything he fancied. He had even taken pickpocket lessons from a professional thief. At official receptions and parties, Farouk pick-pocketed watches, wallets and cigarette lighters. He even stole Winston Churchill’s pocket watch7. When, in 1944, the Shah of Persia had died, and his coffin landed in Cairo, Farouk stole the ceremonial sword, belt and medals from the corpse, thus straining the relations between Egypt and Persia. After Farouk’s deposition, they were finally returned to Persia. When Farouk visited people, they put away their precious items, because the next morning a truck would come from the palace to collect the things Farouk fancied. He was especially font of weapons, coins and stamps.

In November 1943, 23-year-old Farouk crashed his red Cadillac against a lorry, and into a tree. The stretcher, on which the King was placed, collapsed under his already considerable weight. With 2 fractured ribs and a cracked pelvis bone, Farouk was nursed in a British military field hospital, where he enjoyed himself so much, that he was reluctant to leave. Back in Cairo, his gluttony and card-playing mania increased. Farouk continually surrounded himself with women, who usually described him as charming and funny, but also as a miser. A refusal of his affections could result in sanctions, like a withdrawal of immigration papers...

In 1952, Nassar let a successful coup, and Farouk was forced to abdicate. He was seen as a hypocrite, when he took numerous crates of Champagne and Scotch with him, although, as a Muslim, he wasn’t supposed to drink alcohol. The crates, however, were packed with gold bars and represented the bulk of the fortune Farouk was able to smuggle out of Egypt with him..


On a dwindling fortune, overweight Farouk tried to keep up his pose of a playboy. He dated a succession of pretty young girls, like Joan Rhodes, a professional strongwoman who bent steel bars with her teeth. He also took up a friendship with exiled underworld leader “Lucky” Luciano (1897-1962), who was to protect the ex-King’s life on several occasions. Through him, Farouk met 18-year-old Brigitta Stenberg, and made her his mistress. According to Brigitta, Farouk was neither impotent with her, nor unconcerned with her pleasure. They rarely left his bedroom.
Farouk’s last official mistress was reddish-blond Irma Capece Minutolo. They met when he was 32, fat12 and bald, while she was – probably - only 16. “The girth became him,” Irma said, ”it was part of his royalty.” She also liked his “hypnotic, sphinx-like eyes”. She learned to walk properly and to curtsy, and was instructed in music, literature and riding. Her innocence was what Farouk seemed to cherish about her; Irma insisted that nothing happened sexually with Farouk for the longest time. Farouk never talked to her about other women, but Irma knew there were many, just from reading the papers. Farouk would also go to Paris to visit its famous bordellos.

On March 17, 1965, Farouk took 22-year-old Annamaria Gatti to a restaurant. He ate oysters, lobster with sauce, lamb, and beans. After dinner, he lit up his giant Havanna, collapsed at the table. He was taken to the hospital, where he was pronounced dead just after midnight. Officially, his cause of death was a cerebral haemorrhage. However, a mistress of Salah Nasir, director of Nasser’s General Intelligence Bureau, claims Nasir expected and received a call about Farouk’s death that evening. They had supposedly poisoned the lobster.


Frogfingers
Oct 10, 2012

trickybiscuits posted:

Fitzcarraldo itself was based on a real story, so maybe watch that too.

Fitzcarraldo the movie is actually more hardcore than real life, because when the event it was based on was portaging the boat over the mountain, they disassembled it first.

Speaking of, the way Constantinople was won by the Ottomans involved portaging half their navy over what is now the modern-day Galata district to get into the golden horn, the city's cloistered harbour. There is a palace on the waterfront in the spot where the Sultan's ships made landfall there today. The reason they had to do this was because of the Byzantines/ERE's famous chain. On each side of the horn they had a winch tower, which in a crisis they would turn to draw up the chain, which normally rests on the seabed, but sat just above the water line to bisect any ship that dared enter.

The only person to defeat the chain is said to be King Harald Hardrada of Norway (long story), weighing down the aft of his shallow longboat, and then shifting the weight to "surf" over it and escape from the city.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Frogfingers posted:

The only person to defeat the chain is said to be King Harald Hardrada of Norway (long story), weighing down the aft of his shallow longboat, and then shifting the weight to "surf" over it and escape from the city.

Part of that story is that from the 10th to the 14th century, Byzantine Emperors employed Germanic mercenaries (mostly Scandinavian vikings) as their personal guards. The Varangian Guard (Varangians were what the Greeks called vikings) was officially created in 988 by Emperor Basil II, though Varangians have been employed by previous emperors for over 100 year prior. Basil II requested military assistance from Vladimir I of Kiev, who responded by sending 6,000 troops to Constantinople. Since the Byzantine guards were infamous for their fickle loyalties, where as the Varangians were renowned for being true to their words and oaths, Basil II formed the Guard to be both his bodyguards and personal army. More often than not, the Varangian Guard served in the latter role, being deployed as marines, across the empire's frontier, and to put down rebellions. King Harald is said to have served in every corner of the Empire.

As for why he fled, short story is that a Byzantine general insulted the leader of a Lombard mercenary band. They subsequently deserted, followed by the Norman bands and some members of the Varangian Guard, of which King Harald was one.

PlantHead
Jan 2, 2004
The Battle of Towton (1461) - the bloodiest battle no one has heard about.

quote:

"If you compare that to the first day at the Somme where we had 10,000 British casualties; to then have three times that many casualties at Towton, you can only imagine what the melee, the man-to-man cut and thrust could be like.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/local/york/hi/people_and_places/history/newsid_8673000/8673322.stm

Towton is a battle fought during the Wars of the Roses with Lancastrians on one side and Yorkists on the other. The figures are disputed but it is estimated that each side had about 40k men and that by the end of the day around 50% of them were dead, or about 1% of the total population of England. or 5% of all men of a fighting age. Pretty much everyone living in England at that time would have known someone who died at Towton.

The wounds suffered by the men are also unusual in that most seem to be head wounds and it is thought that the reason the number of dead is so high is that "no quarter" was agreed on before the battle and stuck too in the aftermath.
http://www.economist.com/node/17722650

quote:

THE soldier now known as Towton 25 had survived battle before. A healed skull fracture points to previous engagements. He was old enough—somewhere between 36 and 45 when he died—to have gained plenty of experience of fighting. But on March 29th 1461, his luck ran out.

Towton 25 suffered eight wounds to his head that day. The precise order can be worked out from the direction of fractures on his skull: when bone breaks, the cracks veer towards existing areas of weakness. The first five blows were delivered by a bladed weapon to the left-hand side of his head, presumably by a right-handed opponent standing in front of him. None is likely to have been lethal.

The next one almost certainly was. From behind him someone swung a blade towards his skull, carving a down-to-up trajectory through the air. The blow opened a huge horizontal gash into the back of his head—picture a slit you could post an envelope through. Fractures raced down to the base of his skull and around the sides of his head. Fragments of bone were forced in to Towton 25's brain, felling him
His enemies were not done yet. Another small blow to the right and back of the head may have been enough to turn him over onto his back. Finally another blade arced towards him. This one bisected his face, opening a crevice that ran from his left eye to his right jaw (see picture). It cut deep: the edge of the blade reached to the back of his throat.

The death toll was so high that the Lancastrians were unable to muster another army for 3 years and led to the crowning of the Yorkist Edward IV.

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



It's not really a major historic fact, but I always found it strangely nice that the best known British song about Napoleon Bonaparte just tells his history and doesn't actually insult him at all.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
During one of Egypt's many rebellions against Achaemenid rule, the rebels hired a group of Athenian mercenaries who sailed up the Nile to help in the defense of the Egyptian capitol. When they were routed, the mercenaries started to sail back down the Nile to the sea, but were eventually forced onto an island in the Nile where they formed a thick, nearly impenetrable defensive line around the island with their boats and they holed up for months waiting for the Persians to give up and leave. The Persians, however, had a different plan. Their engineering corps dug canals to reroute the Nile around the section with the island, allowing the Persian soldiers to simply walk past the now beached ships and slaughter the Athenians. To be fair to the mercs, it was a good plan if they weren't going against the one group of people who were both angry enough at the Greeks and technologically competent enough to drain the loving Nile to win.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Hedningen posted:

Georg Brandes, the leader of the Scandinavian Modern Breakthrough, was famed for both his lectures and his numerous, repeated affairs. After breaking it off with Victoria Benedictsson and giving her latest novel a poor review, she killed herself by slitting her throat with a razor in front of a mirror in a hotel. That suicide was the inspiration for the suicide in Strindberg's Miss Julie.

I do genealogy, and an ancestor hanged himself in police custody in Copenhagen 1881, so I was looking for records on him some time ago. In the police archives, there was a register of suicides & accidental deaths covering 1878–1907. After finding my ancestor, I leafed through it for a while out of morbid fascination and took a picture of this page:



Third from the bottom is Victoria. The two rightmost columns are method (Snitsaar i Halsen = cuts to the neck) and presumed reason (Livslede = life-loathing). Unfortunately the Copenhagen police cases on suicides 1863–1949 have been lost.

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE
What is life-loathing and why was it punished by cuts to the neck? Seems to be what the life loather would be into.

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010

Peebla posted:

What is life-loathing and why was it punished by cuts to the neck? Seems to be what the life loather would be into.

What? No, it was a suicide, because she hated (loathed) life.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



A series of Parisian newspaper headlines on Napoleon's march back from exile:

March 9: THE CANNIBAL HAS LEFT HIS DEN

March 10: THE CORSICAN OGRE HAS LANDED AT CAPE JUAN

March 11: THE TIGER HAS ARRIVED AT CAP

March 12: THE MONSTER SLEPT AT GRENOBLE

March 13: THE TYRANT HAS PASSED THOUGH LYONS

March 14: THE USURPER IS DIRECTING HIS STEPS TOWARDS DIJON

March 18: BONAPARTE IS ONLY SIXTY LEAGUES FROM THE CAPITAL

March 19: BONAPARTE IS ADVANCING WITH RAPID STEPS, BUT HE WILL NEVER ENTER PARIS

March 20: NAPOLEON WILL TOMORROW BE UNDER OUR RAMPARTS

March 21: THE EMPEROR IS AT FONTAINEBLEAU

March 22: HIS IMPERIAL AND ROYAL MAJESTY ARRIVED YESTERDAY EVENING AT THE TUILERIES, AMID THE JOYFUL ACCLAMATION OF HIS DEVOTED AND FAITHFUL SUBJECTS

Tias
May 25, 2008

Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

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ArchangeI posted:

What? No, it was a suicide, because she hated (loathed) life.

Yeah, livslede would be more akin to "sick of living" in modern English.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Some fun facts about ancient Egypt:
Ramesses II had 96 sons and 60 daughters. He outlived many of them.
If you were hungover you were entitled to a paid sick day from work.
The first recorded strike happened in the 12th century BC. Craftsmen who were working on tombs in the Valley of Kings were not given rations and decided to stop working.
Women in ancient Egypt was equal to men. They could lend money, divorce, received equal pay as their male colleagues and could sell and buy property. They could even make a prenup.
Ancient Egypt had at least three female heads of state. Modern America has so far had none.
Some Egyptian tombs had curses written on them to fend of grave robbers, the tomb of Tutankhamun didn't.
Cleopatra was the first member of the Ptolemaic Dynasty to speak Egyptian.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Alhazred posted:

Ancient Egypt had at least three female heads of state. Modern America has so far had none.

Ancient Egypt lasted for ~3000 years, call back at roughly 4700 AD

Loxbourne
Apr 6, 2011

Tomorrow, doom!
But now, tea.

Alhazred posted:

The first recorded strike happened in the 12th century BC. Craftsmen who were working on tombs in the Valley of Kings were not given rations and decided to stop working.

I've seen this mentioned twice now and nobody has brought up just what the rations were. Specifically, they were onions and mascara.

Mascara you say? Yes, for the still-common practice of painting the area around one's eyes black to cut down on glare.

"You cheapskates want us on-site without our makeup on? Out, brothers!"

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Loxbourne posted:

I've seen this mentioned twice now and nobody has brought up just what the rations were. Specifically, they were onions and mascara.

Mascara you say? Yes, for the still-common practice of painting the area around one's eyes black to cut down on glare.

"You cheapskates want us on-site without our makeup on? Out, brothers!"

Lead-based eye makeup, no less.

You'd probably see a strike at a modern US construction site if the foreman restricted use of sunglasses.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Loxbourne posted:

I've seen this mentioned twice now and nobody has brought up just what the rations were. Specifically, they were onions and mascara.

Mascara you say? Yes, for the still-common practice of painting the area around one's eyes black to cut down on glare.

"You cheapskates want us on-site without our makeup on? Out, brothers!"

They didn't just want onions:
"The prospect of hunger and thirst has driven us to this; there is no clothing, there is no ointment, there is no fish, there are no vegetables. Send to Pharaoh, our good lord, about it, and send to the vizier, our superior, that we may be supplied with provisions."

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Frogfingers
Oct 10, 2012

Loxbourne posted:

Mascara you say? Yes, for the still-common practice of painting the area around one's eyes black to cut down on glare.

You could see some raccoon-faced sailors as late as WW2.

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