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goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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Can you imagine seeing everything from Lincoln's assassination to the rise of industrialization to both World Wars and the Great Depression in-between and then the very dawn of the atomic age and the earliest parts of the space race? You would have been born in a time when nobility and monarchy were still things and the military still did cavalry charges and people owned slaves and most people were agricultural and by the time you died you'd have bombs capable of erasing entire cities from the map while there's electricity and cars everywhere and people are just starting to think of flying to the moon.

It gets better, though. Two of the people that were involved in the assassination of Franz Ferdinand at the start of World War I both lived until nearly the end of the Cold War. One lived until 1990.

1896 - 1980: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cvjetko_Popovi%C4%87
1897 - 1990: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaso_%C4%8Cubrilovi%C4%87

Can you imagine how much change these two lived through? They would have even seen the early internet!

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goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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Constantinople fell in 1453 and Columbus made his first voyage in 1492, so there are definitely people at the time that would have seen both the final collapse of the Roman Empire and the "discovery" of the New World.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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The series suffered from pretty bad sequelitis but I'm hoping they can put together a reboot soon

goose willis
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The Jerry Seinfeld movie "Bee Movie" (2007) predates America's first black president, Barack Obama (2008)

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Say Nothing posted:

I remember New Zealand television censoring this by removing the fart sounds, so you had a bunch of cowboys lifting their legs and scrunching up their faces in dead silence.

That.. somehow makes it better..?

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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The sheer amount of incompetence displayed by most leaders during World War I is incredible

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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Hogge Wild posted:

In 1913 Hitler, Stalin, Tito, Trotsky and Freud all lived in Vienna.

Truly the weirdest season of Friends

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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Nice neckbeard

goose willis
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It makes you wonder what they fought about, and if it was really worth dying over, considering that thousands of years later nobody has any idea why they did it

goose willis
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Ever wondered what Calvin Coolidge sounded like? This is the first recording (with video) of an American president: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5puwTrLRhmw

Also literally everyone and everything involved with this video is long dead

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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How the gently caress do you determine if a historical figure is gay or not

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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George Washington was gay

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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Well you can't know for sure he wasn't gay

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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In all seriousness though, here's a list of presidential voices, starting at Truman and going backwards

Truman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3Ib4wTq0jY
FDR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK8gYGg0dkE
Hoover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=126jonMQGjo
Coolidge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5puwTrLRhmw (you already saw this, first president speaking on video)
Harding: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXETeWS6ub8
Wilson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb30L-NmKjo
Taft: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEG0xT7fddw
Teddy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhlzdjPGxrs
McKinley: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6ZUneyU7Vo
Cleveland: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-5Bk1Hjstc
Harrison: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU4gGEL5c8g (earliest presidential voice recording)

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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I like how Teddy does not sound anywhere near as manly as memes make him out to be

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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:eyepop:

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Jun 14, 2015

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What the gently caress

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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OK here is where my confusion lies: I keep thinking that metalhead-looking guy is Christopher Lee wearing a wig, because they have very similar faces

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Snapchat A Titty posted:

Like the greek guy I'm too lazy to look up who just put whatever crazy poo poo he heard in his histories.

So basically all of them

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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What the gently caress is going on in this image

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Siivola posted:

A double-leg takedown, what does it look like? :colbert:

A rather forceful blowjob

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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It isn't set in stone

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goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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He's so inbred he probably hosed himself

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