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did anyone get one this year

I got one last year 20 minutes before the official "open" time, as did my friends

this year it was "sold out" almost an hour before it was supposed to be sold

# ? Nov 4, 2015 15:04

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bacalou

i don't understand the target audience here

# ? Nov 4, 2015 15:10

bacalou

i was guessing business luncheon patrons but they would just write it off

# ? Nov 4, 2015 15:10

google THIS

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# ? Nov 4, 2015 15:16

FutonForensic

neverending rasta pass

# ? Nov 4, 2015 15:34

Spanish Manlove: HAILGAYSATAN

bacalou posted:

i don't understand the target audience here

pasta fans and afficionados

# ? Nov 4, 2015 15:45

devil

is this an olive garden thing

# ? Nov 4, 2015 16:48

devil

Loutre please stop eating at subway and olive garden, for both my and your own sake

# ? Nov 4, 2015 16:48

Machai

Loutre posted:

this year it was "sold out" almost an hour before it was supposed to be sold

sounds like "neve rending" is a misnomer

# ? Nov 4, 2015 17:21

FutonForensic

[Long John Silver is handed a piece of paper with one side covered in marinara sauce]

Long John Silver: The pasta pass? You dare to give me the pasta pass?

# ? Nov 4, 2015 17:28

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dave. posted:

Loutre please stop eating at subway and olive garden, for both my and your own sake

last year I gained 20 lbs eating Olive Garden with my coworkers literally every day for 8 weeks. I also went through a Painful Breakup during that time. please keep me in your prayers

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# ? Nov 4, 2015 17:32

bacalou

Loutre posted:

last year I gained 20 lbs eating Olive Garden with my coworkers literally every day for 8 weeks. I also went through a Painful Breakup during that time. please keep me in your prayers

how the gently caress did you not die. why don't they have a never ending salad pass

# ? Nov 4, 2015 17:34

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bacalou posted:

how the gently caress did you not die. why don't they have a never ending salad pass

it came with a salad or soup for free every day. at least half the time I just ate the salad and brought my roommate the pasta

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# ? Nov 4, 2015 17:37

Machai

bacalou posted:

how the gently caress did you not die. why don't they have a never ending salad pass

the salads arent very healthy either, it's an "Italian" restaurant

# ? Nov 4, 2015 17:39

Bwee

Impastabowl

# ? Nov 4, 2015 17:53

bacalou

Machai posted:

the salads arent very healthy either, it's an "Italian" restaurant

what would they even put in a salad to make it unhealthy

# ? Nov 4, 2015 17:58

bacalou

tired of boring old leafy greens? try replacing some or all of those lovely weeds with deep fried egg sections, sliced wafer thin and tossed with bleu cheese dressing and bacon

# ? Nov 4, 2015 18:00

Machai

dressing

# ? Nov 4, 2015 18:01

bacalou

new girlfriend getting you down with a varied and health-conscious diet? try the remasculator: thin strips of sharp cheddar cheese melted over a bloomin' onion on a bed of our in house double-fried pork cracklins

# ? Nov 4, 2015 18:03

bacalou

if you are putting anything other than italian dressing or oil & vinegar on a salad and then complain about it being unhealthy you have no one to blame but yourself

# ? Nov 4, 2015 18:03

Machai

bacalou posted:

new girlfriend getting you down with a varied and health-conscious diet? try the remasculator: thin strips of sharp cheddar cheese melted over a bloomin' onion on a bed of our in house double-fried pork cracklins

no bacon? pass

# ? Nov 4, 2015 18:03

bacalou

i don't think sharia law allows cracklins and bacon to touch or even be served together

# ? Nov 4, 2015 18:04

GEExCEE

Bwee posted:

Impastabowl

# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:13

GEExCEE

Olive Garden is haram

# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:13

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

you know with the never ending soups, you can change soups every time. Like you can have a bowl of every type of soup.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:44

fuck. marry. t-rex

Get back to me when they have endless wine

# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:49

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

pro tip, order the wine soup, don't fill up on endless bread sticks

# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:51

Machai

Is Olive Garden run by Falcor?

# ? Nov 4, 2015 20:04

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Get back to me when they have endless wine

go stay at the Belhurst Castle in the fingerlakes region of upstate new york where they have wine spigots in the halls just step outside of your room pull the handle and pour a glass no problem it's magical

# ? Nov 4, 2015 21:01

Savage For The Winjun

i work at a restaurant and our salad special last saturday was a bitter green salad with a warm bacon vinagrette

# ? Nov 4, 2015 21:05

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

bacon soaked in white vinegar taken from the microwave and placed on an angry lettuce leaf

# ? Nov 4, 2015 21:06

fuck. marry. t-rex

Bo-Pepper posted:

go stay at the Belhurst Castle in the fingerlakes region of upstate new york where they have wine spigots in the halls just step outside of your room pull the handle and pour a glass no problem it's magical

There is a Thai restraunt near me that has endless mimosas, they just leave bottles of champagne on your table it's v sick

# ? Nov 4, 2015 21:20

google THIS

sadly the typical restaurant business model is to give you never ending anything but booze in hopes that you will stick around longer and buy more booze

# ? Nov 4, 2015 21:23

platonicbackrub

That dog dragon thing from the never ending story except its eating a bowl of pasta

# ? Nov 4, 2015 21:49

Lil Cunty

I remember when you didn't need a pass

when never ending pasta was a season and everyone could enjoy it

THANKS PBAMA

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Nov 4, 2015 21:57

google THIS

I went to red lobster and a guy in the waiting area challenged my right to enjoy endless shrimp. I got kicked out because I didn't have a valid id. now my voice will not be heard, asking the waiter for more pineapple habanero coconut bites. this is the world we live in now

# ? Nov 4, 2015 23:02

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google THIS posted:

I went to red lobster and a guy in the waiting area challenged my right to enjoy endless shrimp. I got kicked out because I didn't have a valid id. now my voice will not be heard, asking the waiter for more pineapple habanero coconut bites. this is the world we live in now

scream it from the rooftops brother. show the world what you mean. everyone deserves a glorious fountain of endless shrimp things

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# ? Nov 4, 2015 23:09

Weekend Bridges: by Smythe

They really mean it this year. You're tied to a chair with al dente linguine, and forced to slurp one long continuous spaghetti noodle until the end of time. "When you're here" coughs a hideous toad-like goblin. "...you're family."

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# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:50

Scaly Haylie

Pasta Pass is my favorite Kirby level

# ? Nov 5, 2015 03:37

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Luvcow: One day nearer spring

no one has ever survived the never ending pasta pass

# ? Nov 5, 2015 03:43

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