Footie quotes thread - Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Ray Parlour > Footie quotes thread - Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.

- Bjork

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Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Gigi Galli posted:

I didn't mean to offend Mutu when I called him a crafty gypsy

While at Chelsea, after he was caught with cocaine and said it was boner pills some Scottish guy (Bobby McMahon???) on Fox Soccer Channel said this about Mutu:

"It's a shame to know he was flop both on and off the pitch"

# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 18:16

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

TheRat posted:

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, its because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

-Eric Cantona at the best press conference in history

Is this one second best then?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_NQqnc_ue0

# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 21:14

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