feminists are goign to spermjack esr for his contribuions to free software

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suffix: Jul 27, 2013; Wheeee!

http://esr.ibiblio.org/?p=6907

i rushed here to warn you as soon as i learnt of this threat targeted at the very top of the free software world

be aware that if any rape charges should surface against this moral pillar in our community, it is most likely a false flag by "women in tech" advocacy groups and definitely not him being a sexist racist gently caress

it's a shame that the females would stoop so low as to accuse this nebuchadnezzar of the bazaar, but with this advance warning we will be able to beat them back

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:25

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# ? May 2, 2024 00:44

PuTTY riot: Nov 16, 2002

I suppose I should clarify, since I did ultimately imply �at arms length� regarding the �women that I work with��

I have complete professional respect for these women. They are superb and competent. Yet I feel that I must keep them at arms length � in a �walking on eggshells� sense � lest I trigger the vaginal fury of the demented feminist hellwitch.

Or�I just don�t need the loving headache�and I really don�t want to strap on my asskicking boots to kick some misguided females into orbit.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:37

Dr. Honked: Jan 9, 2011; eat it you slaaaaaaag

yeah all the ladies want to tinker with linus' peen but for some reason he never says anything about it? maybe it's because he's one of them???? makes u think

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:43

Wrestlepig: Feb 25, 2011; my mum says im cool; Toilet Rascal

bloody lesboids

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:54

Dr. Honked: Jan 9, 2011; eat it you slaaaaaaag

free as in speech, not as in get your filthy hands off my jizz podules

# ? Nov 5, 2015 01:02

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

this fuckin guy is a disgusting example of humanity

# ? Nov 5, 2015 01:04

Triglav: Jun 2, 2007; IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET

hot females

# ? Nov 5, 2015 01:08

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

Hopefully, with ESRs contribution to the seed fund, 2015 will be remembered as the year of VAG Linux on the desktop

# ? Nov 5, 2015 01:12

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Ucuntu

# ? Nov 5, 2015 01:15

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

the cuntthedral and the jizzer

# ? Nov 5, 2015 01:18

angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

haha jay maynard's little picture in the comments

# ? Nov 5, 2015 01:34

Condiv: May 7, 2008; Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod

esr is so kawaii

# ? Nov 5, 2015 01:36

Condiv: May 7, 2008; Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod

i'd let esr spermjack me... but only just a little :nyoron:

# ? Nov 5, 2015 01:39

N.Z.'s Champion: Jun 8, 2003; Yam Slacker

Whoops, looks like all of us in the linux community here at freeesr.org were way off-base on this one! See ya over on the LKML

# ? Nov 5, 2015 01:46

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

why not just open source his genetic code?

# ? Nov 5, 2015 01:52

pram: Jun 10, 2001

only code hes ever written

# ? Nov 5, 2015 01:55

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

it's never been unit tested

# ? Nov 5, 2015 02:04

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

http://esr.ibiblio.org/?p=3554 posted:

Android development pulls hot chicks. Who knew?
^{Posted on 2011-08-05 by Eric Raymond}

There I was, within earshot of the smoker�s bench outside the front entrance of the hotel hosting the World Boardgaming Championships, when I overheard the word �Android� from the three college students sitting on and around it, who I mentally tagged the Guy, the Gamer-Girl, and the Hottie. I moved a bit closer, to polite conversational distance for a stranger, and when they noticed me asked if they were talking about smartphones.

One of them (I think Gamer-Girl) said �Yes� and within about ten seconds I learned that they all had Androids and were huge fans, and had been discussing apps and fun things to do with the device. I smiled and told them I�d written some of the code in their phones.

The Hottie, a slender but pleasantly curved redhead in a tight black dress and fishnets, sat up a bit straighter and asked me what parts I�d written. I settled as usual for explaining that I wrote significant pieces of the code Android uses to throw image bits on its display. The hottie did a silent �Oooh!� and gave me dilated pupils and a flash of rather nice cleavage.

So yes, geeky guys, Android development can pull hot chicks. Well, it was either that or my rugged masculine charm; you get to choose your theory.

I had to run off to lunch, but I did learn one other interesting thing during this interlude. When I said that I was pleased that Android is attracting such loyalty from people who aren�t techies, they assured me that all their friends either have Androids or are planning to get them.

This being WBC, my sample was probably a bit above average in IQ and likely to lean towards early adoption. Still, it makes me suspect the iPhone is losing its grip on one of its core markets.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 02:10

Triglav: Jun 2, 2007; IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET

all of that definitely happened yup

# ? Nov 5, 2015 02:54

angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

based on the obvious intelligence of boardgame aficionados, i have deduced the following facts about the smartphone market

to wit: horny babes seem to like android phones but if any of them want to have a conversation with you i recommend you shout stranger danger as loud as you can and then run away

# ? Nov 5, 2015 03:01

Ice_2_c_u: Sep 13, 2002

jony ive aces posted:

The hottie did a silent �Oooh!� and gave me dilated pupils and a flash of rather nice cleavage.

goddamn this is pretty fukken hot

# ? Nov 5, 2015 03:05

Triglav: Jun 2, 2007; IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET

slender but pleasantly curved redhead in a tight black dress and fishnets

# ? Nov 5, 2015 03:10

homercles: Feb 14, 2010

http://www.catb.org/esr/writings/sextips/

knock yourself out, i'm not going to even load it. now please excuse me while i scrub my browser history.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 03:19

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

homercles posted:

http://www.catb.org/esr/writings/sextips/

knock yourself out, i'm not going to even load it. now please excuse me while i scrub my browser history.

But it isn't that important to a woman's receptors exactly what the status hierarchy is. It could be anything from the neighborhood bowling league up to the government of a world superpower. Or it could be the developer community of a well-known program. What she smells is success, not the specific kind of success.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 03:21

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

i wish someonewould sperm jack me. please. christ. just another person to even touch me. ill give you alminony for the rest of my live just for a brush of your hand against my supple lonely flesh. please. please. i have the money. i have. the money

# ? Nov 5, 2015 03:22

Triglav: Jun 2, 2007; IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET

you got the naxus 6p smythe?

# ? Nov 5, 2015 03:29

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Triglav posted:

you got the naxus 6p smythe?

# ? Nov 5, 2015 05:38

Condiv: May 7, 2008; Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod

actually linux people are eating this poo poo up

kinda curious if foss is gonna turn into a new gamergate :smith:

# ? Nov 5, 2015 10:39

TOOT BOOT: May 25, 2010

esr is the personification of stdh.txt

# ? Nov 5, 2015 10:54

Symbolic Butt: Mar 22, 2009; (_!_); Buglord

Condiv posted:

actually linux people are eating this poo poo up

kinda curious if foss is gonna turn into a new gamergate

ok now I'm depressed

gently caress esr

# ? Nov 5, 2015 10:59

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

sexually frustrated people easily swayed by mra logic? oh my

# ? Nov 5, 2015 11:06

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tuKQQTQ-5g

# ? Nov 5, 2015 11:16

Symbolic Butt: Mar 22, 2009; (_!_); Buglord

hey remember that one article where esr was arguing that Turing didn't kill himself and the whole homosexuality deal is overblown PC propaganda?

yeah let's all forget that, esr is a respectable source for hearsay about dangerous feminazis lurking and waiting to strike innocents

# ? Nov 5, 2015 13:57

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

if there was anyone respectable in the open source community they would be standing up right now and publicly calling Raymond a piece of poo poo

# ? Nov 5, 2015 15:58

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

The Management posted:

if there was anyone respectable in the open source community they would be standing up right now and publicly calling Raymond a piece of poo poo

so is it a "we need all the allies we can get and he made a good contribution once so rispek" or "we don't see a problem here"

# ? Nov 5, 2015 16:11

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

The Management posted:

if there was anyone respectable in the open source community they would be standing up right now and publicly calling Raymond a piece of poo poo

someone call shadowhawk plz

# ? Nov 5, 2015 16:32

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

Condiv posted:

actually linux people are eating this poo poo up

kinda curious if foss is gonna turn into a new gamergate

open sores is the original gamergate

# ? Nov 5, 2015 16:36

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

aww man i didn't know there was a better thread for this

# ? Nov 5, 2015 16:37

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

Condiv posted:

actually linux people are eating this poo poo up

its because they might have the chance to be alone with a woman, no matter the results

# ? Nov 5, 2015 16:44

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fritz: Jul 26, 2003

Condiv posted:

actually linux people are eating this poo poo up

# ? Nov 5, 2015 17:09

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