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Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag

esr posted:

I write code you rely on every day.

such as what?????????? you bonk eyed gently caress

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Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003

Dr. Honked posted:

such as what?????????? you bonk eyed gently caress

the gamefaqs for nethack

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

he gets in the way of anything he's ever been involved with. maybe he stole more peoples poo poo and claimed it as his own

fake edit: http://invisible-island.net/ncurses/ncurses-license.html

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag

OldAlias posted:

he gets in the way of anything he's ever been involved with. maybe he stole more peoples poo poo and claimed it as his own

fake edit: http://invisible-island.net/ncurses/ncurses-license.html

wow

edit: fart

Dr. Honked fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Nov 7, 2015

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
i contributed a patch to an open software two months ago and today a woman smiled at me in a bar

should i seek legal representation or can i read up on the statutes on my own?

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

suffix posted:

i contributed a patch to an open software two months ago and today a woman smiled at me in a bar

should i seek legal representation or can i read up on the statutes on my own?

http://sf.geekitude.com/content/dating-101-remedial-flirting-linucon-2004-panel

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003

quote:

I got seriously hit on, and I wasn't even trying!
             /
            /

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
free moustache rides

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015
Has "female" really fallen out of common lexicon? Am I that much of a shut-in?

*google news search for "females"*

720 articles and headlines that use the term in the past week. And only 1/4th of them refer to other species! gotta let everyone know in every comment section to clear up this huge misunderstanding and surely I will be appreciated for my accurate emotionally disarming info among the female communities

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
source ur quotes

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

pseudorandom name posted:

tbf, this was clearly ironic fakeposting and using "females" instead of "women" is consistent with giving any kind of credence to the idea of spermjacking

otoh, ironic fakeposting is a lovely gimmick
:allears:

Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?

i thought yospos was 100% ironic fakeposting

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
i joined the kkk bc i thought they were just a really ironic anti-racism group because i mean how could what they were saying be real? hahah yeah guys lets lynch black people right yeah right as if who would really do that yeah jews are terrible i really hate jews i canb't believe how anyone would really feel this way

anyways boy is my face red irony is dead. sincere is the new irony

homercles
Feb 14, 2010



eschaton posted:

yeah, his dotcom millions evaporated with the dotcoms, he had to go back to being supported by his wife

Good programmers don't flush their cash :colbert:

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Dr. Honked posted:

such as what?????????? you bonk eyed gently caress

he claims to currently be "architect" on the ntpd replacement project

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
so i asked this in the other thread before terrimod gassed it but:

why are feminists spermjacking esr and accusing linus torvalds of fake rape. like do you automatically get the licenses of anyone who raped u or what

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag

eschaton posted:

he claims to currently be "architect" on the ntpd replacement project

welp

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


A Pinball Wizard posted:

so i asked this in the other thread before terrimod gassed it but:

why are feminists spermjacking esr and accusing linus torvalds of fake rape. like do you automatically get the licenses of anyone who raped u or what

i could tell you, but then i'd have to spermjack you

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Barnyard Protein posted:

             /
            /


his crotch is haunted

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
the curse of esr's crotch

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

A Pinball Wizard posted:

so i asked this in the other thread before terrimod gassed it but:

why are feminists spermjacking esr and accusing linus torvalds of fake rape. like do you automatically get the licenses of anyone who raped u or what

who the gently caress knows

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

SmokaDustbowl posted:

the curse of esr's crotch

man that was the worst nancy drew

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



SmokaDustbowl posted:

his crotch is haunted

lense glare, but its crusty palsied spermlets

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



ugh his gross prickly mustache

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
that girl looks sorta hot, im on esrs side on this one now

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


duTrieux. posted:

who the gently caress knows

its for money. the women go after rich and powerful men and steal their wealth with alimony cause they spermjacked the guys and got pregnant without permission

this is all very simple

Cyberbird
Jul 18, 2015

mods cleanse this :nms: filth

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Cyberbird posted:

mods cleanse this :nms: filth

can we get a ban on posting pics of esr please, i can feel my insides lurching

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
seeing this womanw ith esr is like watching jennifer connelly in requiem for a dream

homercles
Feb 14, 2010

is that a leatherman or a pager on his belt?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



homercles posted:

is that a leatherman or a pager on his belt?

i think its a cellphone from 1996

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
i'm wrong about everything. bitcoins are good. esr is *choke* no i can't do it sorry

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Dr. Honked posted:

i'm wrong about everything. bitcoins are good. esr is *choke* no i can't do it sorry

*choke*d again

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

the 1992 Estevez/Jagger movie Freejack would have been much better and sexier as Spermjack.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



the terminator, but instead of arnold its a lady & she wants to spermjack john connor who is i guess an adult? i didnt think this through at all

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Snapchat A Titty posted:

the terminator, but instead of arnold its a lady & she wants to spermjack john connor who is i guess an adult? i didnt think this through at all

come for me if you want to live

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

NoneMoreNegative posted:

the 1992 Jagger/Jagger/Jagger/Hopkins movie Freejack would have been much better and sexier as Spermjack.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



the abyss, but the abyss is a vagina and the aliens are women and ed harris is my sperm falling into the abyss (the vagina)

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



SmokaDustbowl posted:

come for me if you want to live

can i hire you to punch up my scripts

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