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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

i'll be bareback

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



brokeback mountain, but heath ledger is a lady & also jake gyllenhall and the movie is called hella lesbian mountain, and they spermjack someone at some point

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

flakeloaf posted:

i'll be bareback

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

hasta la baster baby

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



NoneMoreNegative posted:

hasta la baster baby

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



guy at door: Hey lady, you gotta dead mackerel in there or what?
[possible responses]
terminatrice: i now have your sperm, rear end in a top hat

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

NoneMoreNegative posted:

hasta la baster baby

the spooger is not set
there is no baste but what we make for ourselves

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



kyle reese: what day is it!!!
cop: may 12 or something
kyle reese: lol im a woman & also your sperm just got jaaaackkkkedddd

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag

Snapchat A Titty posted:

brokeback mountain, but heath ledger is a lady & also jake gyllenhall and the movie is called hella lesbian mountain, and they spermjack someone at some point

inconceivable

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Snapchat A Titty posted:

kyle reese: what day is it!!!
cop: may 12 or something
kyle reese: lol im a woman & also your sperm just got jaaaackkkkedddd

whoa

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
the liquid terminator. but whiter and stickier, and in a stoeln condom

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
the terminator tries to morph up off the floor but it's stuck and just splats itself around, palely

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
the good guys know that the terminator is following them because they can smell its cummy funk

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



instead of TechNoir, the club is called SpermJack

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



final showdown is at a spermbank where the feminator is crawling legless towards esr who cant walk because hes all crippled up

theres no steam press or anything like that

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Dr. Honked posted:

inconceivable
prime grade honk

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

I cannot self-impregnate, you must lower me into the cum-vat.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



NoneMoreNegative posted:

I cannot self-impregnate, you must lower me into the cum-vat.

this, forever

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




rotor is this how you return

please get out if so

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

I feel fairly certain this is just a really, really, _really_ good picture of his wife who actually looks like this

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Snapchat A Titty posted:

rotor is this how you return

please get out if so

man i been postin in this thread a lot goddamn, its like you dont even read the posts

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
actually mostly in the other one i guess

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

NoneMoreNegative posted:

I cannot self-impregnate, you must lower me into the cum-vat.

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

rotor posted:

actually mostly in the other one i guess

we're so chill our motto is :justpost:

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

rotor posted:

actually mostly in the other one i guess

which got gassed because it wasnt about computers :rolleyes:

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
good to see some things never change

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



rotor posted:

man i been postin in this thread a lot goddamn, its like you dont even read the posts

lol if you read posts :justpost:

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

NoneMoreNegative posted:

I cannot self-impregnate, you must lower me into the cum-vat.

6

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

NoneMoreNegative posted:

I cannot self-impregnate, you must lower me into the cum-vat.
instead of a thumbs up, the more appropriately yonic "okay" sign

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Sham bam bamina! posted:

instead of a thumbs up, the more appropriately yonic "okay" sign

but instead of that, it's the suck a dick dumbshits thumb through upside V

Keldoclock
Jan 5, 2014

by zen death robot
:nws:

http://oglaf.com/dictum/

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

jony ive aces posted:

oh yeah i forgot that marvin the martian guy whos tweets i view and who i literally first heard about this from is an actual linux computerman

anyway the management is this better



still waiting for shadowhawk to weigh in tho
found this post searching for my name, haven't really read the thread at all but I will say that matthew garret is a swell fellow I met in person a couple times

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
I'm going to regret necroing this thread aren't I, it looks pretty terrible

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

ShadowHawk posted:

I'm going to regret necroing this thread aren't I, it looks pretty terrible

Yes

To be fair I bet you have many regrets

homercles
Feb 14, 2010

I thought this was related to esr's recent blogpost 4 days ago: Why Hackers Must Eject the SJWs

Didn't bother reading it or the broken trainwrecks that esr is writing about either.

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord
I feel like ESR is way too old to be using the SJW acronym

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
*punches self in face* I"M GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE THIS MUST STOP

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



esr is a turdman and only turdmen take him seriously

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Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
esr thinks that black people are made of poo

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