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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i wish i was deranged enough to think women would want to have sex with me, even if it was to destroy me

:smith:

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



adult bullying is super common everywhere

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



yeah, so far its been about half the places ive been that were dysfunctional as heck

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



tbh thats worse than your password policy

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



SmokaDustbowl posted:

his crotch is haunted

lense glare, but its crusty palsied spermlets

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



ugh his gross prickly mustache

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Cyberbird posted:

mods cleanse this :nms: filth

can we get a ban on posting pics of esr please, i can feel my insides lurching

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



homercles posted:

is that a leatherman or a pager on his belt?

i think its a cellphone from 1996

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Dr. Honked posted:

i'm wrong about everything. bitcoins are good. esr is *choke* no i can't do it sorry

*choke*d again

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



the terminator, but instead of arnold its a lady & she wants to spermjack john connor who is i guess an adult? i didnt think this through at all

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



the abyss, but the abyss is a vagina and the aliens are women and ed harris is my sperm falling into the abyss (the vagina)

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



SmokaDustbowl posted:

come for me if you want to live

can i hire you to punch up my scripts

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



brokeback mountain, but heath ledger is a lady & also jake gyllenhall and the movie is called hella lesbian mountain, and they spermjack someone at some point

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



NoneMoreNegative posted:

hasta la baster baby

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



guy at door: Hey lady, you gotta dead mackerel in there or what?
[possible responses]
terminatrice: i now have your sperm, rear end in a top hat

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



kyle reese: what day is it!!!
cop: may 12 or something
kyle reese: lol im a woman & also your sperm just got jaaaackkkkedddd

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



instead of TechNoir, the club is called SpermJack

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



final showdown is at a spermbank where the feminator is crawling legless towards esr who cant walk because hes all crippled up

theres no steam press or anything like that

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



NoneMoreNegative posted:

I cannot self-impregnate, you must lower me into the cum-vat.

this, forever

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




rotor is this how you return

please get out if so

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



rotor posted:

man i been postin in this thread a lot goddamn, its like you dont even read the posts

lol if you read posts :justpost:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Sham bam bamina! posted:

instead of a thumbs up, the more appropriately yonic "okay" sign

but instead of that, it's the suck a dick dumbshits thumb through upside V

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



esr is a turdman and only turdmen take him seriously

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Space-Pope posted:

the yellow king also had a suicide booth described in it

it was mentioned in the beginning, when the narrator was describing the kind of utopia america had become by extraditing all foreign jews and allowing the formation of a separate negro nation

robert chambers may have been a massive racist

i thought those were part of the narrators increasing delusions, and actually subway stations irl

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