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This totally needs to have a non-shitpost tag because it is amazing.
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# ? Nov 6, 2015 16:43 |
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Crain posted:PillowPants: You should starting thinking about which actor you want to play you when Netflix ends up buying the rights to this. The answer is Gilbert Gottfried, of course. Make it happen.
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# ? Nov 6, 2015 16:44 |
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Hodgepodge posted:This totally needs to have a non-shitpost tag because it is amazing. I posted from my phone and got an error when I tried to tag it with serious. To answer someone's question, there are 4 elected board members and 1 appointed one. The write in who came in second was somebody already on the board. The local newspaper reporter is apparently not a fan of mine. I'm tempted to write to Huffpo or something heh.
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# ? Nov 6, 2015 18:04 |
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Pillowpants posted:The local newspaper reporter is apparently not a fan of mine. I'm tempted to write to Huffpo or something heh. Is he/she already putting out articles smearing you? I think I know who's office should suddenly be condemned.
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# ? Nov 6, 2015 18:09 |
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MacheteZombie posted:Is he/she already putting out articles smearing you? I think I know who's office should suddenly be condemned. No but it was made clear to me that they weren't a fan. Believe me, I would post the articles. It's not like my identity is a secret. I did budgets for so many people here.
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# ? Nov 6, 2015 18:19 |
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If I used your budgeting service then completely failed to follow it can I now claim to be destitute because I was victimized by big gouvernement.
Octatonic fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Nov 6, 2015 |
# ? Nov 6, 2015 18:22 |
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What's the office situation? Do you at least get a desk?
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# ? Nov 6, 2015 18:25 |
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Octatonic posted:If I used your budgeting service then completely failed to follow it can I now claim to be destitute because I was victimized by big gouvernement. You can't use something that I closed down due to the slow death of the forums haha.
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# ? Nov 6, 2015 18:27 |
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Have you prepared a safe house for your loved ones in case The Family follows through on their promises?
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# ? Nov 6, 2015 21:15 |
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Pillowpants posted:You can't use something that I closed down due to the slow death of the forums haha. You are complicit in 'starve the beast.' How will you reconcile this policy with your civic duties?
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# ? Nov 6, 2015 21:31 |
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You should start a community compost heap free the people from the shackles of Big Compost
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# ? Nov 6, 2015 21:39 |
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Deofuta posted:Have you prepared a safe house for your loved ones in case The Family follows through on their promises? The family is probably too busy worrying that they lost their city council majority. I should also note that I posted a completely serious endorsement for the city council as though I was a serious politician that mattered, last week.
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# ? Nov 6, 2015 22:11 |
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Pillowpants posted:The local newspaper reporter is apparently not a fan of mine. I'm tempted to write to Huffpo or something heh. You should really consider this. Get an upper hand on the media game.
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# ? Nov 6, 2015 22:16 |
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Solkanar512 posted:You should really consider this. Get an upper hand on the media game. Or if there's any local radio shows that take listener comments on current events... Maybe some of us might have opinions... (this is the worst idea)
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# ? Nov 6, 2015 22:32 |
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Wait, I have it. Twitch plays Housing Authority.
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# ? Nov 6, 2015 22:37 |
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OAquinas posted:Wait, I have it.
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# ? Nov 6, 2015 22:46 |
OAquinas posted:Wait, I have it. *pillowpants spends six days trapped in the office bathroom, signing his name on the wall*
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# ? Nov 6, 2015 22:51 |
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Oh, and because I organized a debate watch gathering at the local bar's function room, the head of the Democratic City Committee told people on the Democrats facebook page to write me in, despite her knowledge that I'm registered as part of some obscure third party in MA. Somebody needs to change my avatar to this: https://www.google.com/search?q=bul...T5oTU1k047jM%3A
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# ? Nov 6, 2015 23:15 |
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I would love a write up of what challenges the housing authority faces. Please, please listen to the civil servants.
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# ? Nov 7, 2015 00:21 |
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SedanChair posted:I would love a write up of what challenges the housing authority faces. Please, please listen to the civil servants. Preferably call it "My Struggle"
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# ? Nov 7, 2015 01:10 |
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GOON ACHIEVEMENTS
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# ? Nov 7, 2015 02:40 |
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Groverhausing.
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# ? Nov 7, 2015 02:47 |
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How have your family and friends reacted to you being elected? Do they want you to accept?
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# ? Nov 7, 2015 04:14 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Groverhausing. If you ever give an interview or speech try to work in some stupid poo poo around serious policies. "The Housing Authority understands your frustrations. I will be the load bearing drywall that holds you up. To do so i will implement the following policies:"
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# ? Nov 7, 2015 04:47 |
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Coatlicue posted:How have your family and friends reacted to you being elected? Do they want you to accept? All of my family knows how much I love politics so they want me to accept and use it as a spring board. My wife doesn't want me to accept because she hates politics. My friends are split based off of my love of politics/the fact that it is not paid.
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# ? Nov 7, 2015 11:43 |
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# ? Nov 7, 2015 11:57 |
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If you actually posted those things then goddamn that's great.
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# ? Nov 7, 2015 13:09 |
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lo so random XD
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# ? Nov 7, 2015 13:44 |
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Campaign promises are a hell of a drug.
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# ? Nov 7, 2015 18:18 |
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Pillowpants posted:
Now, I am sure that we can help Pillowpants make all these things come to pass. I mean, if the EPA can make a river run with toxic waste, surely we can make a river run with chocolate and craft beer. In fact, we could make it run with a chocolate bock, taking care of two at once. See? Progress already! We've got however long Pillowpants' term is to work this out. (We should probably work on that dictator for life stuff first to give us breathing room.) Let's brainstorm on this. For the febreeze drops: Did you know that people with or trying to get pilot's licences need to practice a lot? They spend a lot of time just aimlessly flying around. We could find one of them to do a drop as part of getting his flight time in. Rig a hose through an outside vent and just pour it through. We would have to find a pilot who's kind of reckless, since the FAA frowns on rigging stuff up to airplanes.
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# ? Nov 7, 2015 19:01 |
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Since you're in New Hampshire can you somehow use your position to troll a presidential candidate?
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# ? Nov 7, 2015 19:14 |
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I may not be a big city elected official, but I feel like it will be difficult to keep many of those campaign promises.
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# ? Nov 7, 2015 19:16 |
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My understanding is that mothballed aircraft carriers make excellent affordable housing. I think you should look into it.
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# ? Nov 7, 2015 19:22 |
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Will you have an office or are these elections a work-from-home situation where you have to show up to meetings occasionally? How many hours a week do you need to put in on an unpaid position?
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# ? Nov 7, 2015 19:24 |
You should make an elaborate, ostentatious sash with your position on it and wear it during all official functions. Like the mayor's sash but 200% more camp.
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# ? Nov 7, 2015 19:36 |
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Davethulhu posted:My understanding is that mothballed aircraft carriers make excellent affordable housing. I think you should look into it. Flying city-carriers ala the Avengers movies.
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# ? Nov 7, 2015 20:17 |
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wear a crown
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# ? Nov 7, 2015 20:18 |
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Marijuana Nihilist posted:wear a crown Someone actually bought me a crown and brought it to one of the city council candidates after parties. I have incredibly goony pictures.
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# ? Nov 7, 2015 20:28 |
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Bip Roberts posted:Since you're in New Hampshire can you somehow use your position to troll a presidential candidate? He's not in NH; Amesbury is in MA, just on the border.
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# ? Nov 7, 2015 20:38 |
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Shlomo Palestein posted:He's not in NH; Amesbury is in MA, just on the border. I think I'm close enough to NH that I could probably still troll someone.
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# ? Nov 7, 2015 20:49 |