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thats right baby - TWO chromecasts *slides a little closer, vinyl sofa creaks*
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why are you laughing, 5 and a half figgies is above the average for white males in america, i read it in a study
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Nov 12, 2015 15:57
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I really wanted to expand my home SAN, but I spent too much on Star Wars figures this month and I gotta stay in budget. It's probably $200 for another SSD, but it sure beats Netflix!
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Nov 12, 2015 16:28
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appletv? heh! no thank you. i've got this little baby running a little something called xbmc. yep. still running with the same pentium 4 i got for half-life 2
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Nov 12, 2015 16:35
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i'm at nearly 200k miles on my car and it's almost paid off. i bought it used. i'm hoping that it will survive long enough that i can get my credit rating back up, so that i can get a loan to replace it with another used car.
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Nov 12, 2015 17:30
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it's my birthday next week I'm really excited to get my yearly bj
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Nov 12, 2015 17:46
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Perplx posted:it's my birthday next week Mods! ooc! you can have an unfulfilling sex life at any salary range
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Nov 12, 2015 19:21
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Barnyard Protein posted:why are you laughing, 5 and a half figgies is above the average for white males in america, i read it in a study 5 and a half or a deece 5 and a half?
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Nov 12, 2015 19:46
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my car is such a piece of poo poo that i strategically choose my parking space and arrival/departure times to ensure that nobody sees me getting into/out of it
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Nov 12, 2015 19:53
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my figgies usually look big than this, its cold out side, shrinkage!!
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Nov 12, 2015 19:57
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Buff sexy 6 figgy god: I'm rich bitch!!!! Weak ugly 5 figgy scum: I'm broke bitch! 
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Nov 12, 2015 20:00
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the power company just called. fortunately payday's tomorrow
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Nov 12, 2015 20:01
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im always stressed in november because its hard to keep up with all the black friday flyer leaks
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Nov 12, 2015 20:01
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Valeyard posted:Buff sexy 6 figgy god: I'm rich bitch!!!!
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Nov 12, 2015 20:02
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Not only am I barely 20 years old and have a fiance, but I have also given her a placeholder engagement ring instead of a real ring due to financial realities. I will plan to replace it, but due to living paycheck to paycheck it will never materialize. Eventually, I will replace it with my mothers engagement ring, when she perishes.
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Nov 12, 2015 20:04
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*deposits another $500 in draftkings account* this is the week!
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Nov 12, 2015 20:10
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Smythe posted:Not only am I barely 20 years old and have a fiance, but I have also given her a placeholder engagement ring instead of a real ring due to financial realities. I will plan to replace it, but due to living paycheck to paycheck it will never materialize. :the high-five emoticon:
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As I sit in my cubicle emptily scrolling reddit showerthoughts (not YOSPOS) I am reminded of the dark times in my past. when I was young, and in high school, I was drinking some beers with some buddies when we started thinking about that human being who was rumored to have offered to suck off the football team. we started really getting into the ribbing, talking about that human being. what a worthless human being he was. thinking about how he would sit in church with us all, stinking the place up with his cocksucking ways right there in the house of G*d. im remembering when we started drinking some whisky and moonshine also along with the beers and then we drove over to that faggots house and we done and hog tied that human being. his daddy was dead and his mother was a weak whore. anyways im sitting there scrolling shower thoughts while Windows Update installs software on my coworkers Windows 10 (it's a real POS) Dell INspiron and im sitting there remembering when we hog tied that human being. im remembering when I hosed his tight little rear end in a top hat for having the audacity to look at my package in gym class. i remember his eyes running up and down my dong through those soft gym shorts that really show off a good dick. i remember pulling my shorts tight so he could see the outline of my hard cock whiule I looked as his and he bit his lip that one day on the basketball court. I remember when me and the boys hog tied that human being and raped him. i remember when we tied him behind the pickup truck and dragged him until he died. i remember going home to my trailer and nobody bein none the wiser. nowadays im married and i install Windows Update but he doesn't. He doesn't install Windows Update because he's dead. He also doesn't have to remember his look when he chewed his lip when he fucks his fat wife just so he can get hard. He doesn't have a netbook hidden in the garade he uses to browse the different and bad porno when the wifeys asleep. I guess he's the lucky one.
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Nov 12, 2015 20:13
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Smythe posted:As I sit in my cubicle emptily scrolling reddit showerthoughts (not YOSPOS) I am reminded of the dark times in my past. when I was young, and in high school, I was drinking some beers with some buddies when we started thinking about that human being who was rumored to have offered to suck off the football team. we started really getting into the ribbing, talking about that human being. what a worthless human being he was. thinking about how he would sit in church with us all, stinking the place up with his cocksucking ways right there in the house of G*d. im remembering when we started drinking some whisky and moonshine also along with the beers and then we drove over to that faggots house and we done and hog tied that human being. his daddy was dead and his mother was a weak whore. anyways im sitting there scrolling shower thoughts while Windows Update installs software on my coworkers Windows 10 (it's a real POS) Dell INspiron and im sitting there remembering when we hog tied that human being. im remembering when I hosed his tight little rear end in a top hat for having the audacity to look at my package in gym class. i remember his eyes running up and down my dong through those soft gym shorts that really show off a good dick. i remember pulling my shorts tight so he could see the outline of my hard cock whiule I looked as his and he bit his lip that one day on the basketball court. I remember when me and the boys hog tied that human being and raped him. i remember when we tied him behind the pickup truck and dragged him until he died. i remember going home to my trailer and nobody bein none the wiser. nowadays im married and i install Windows Update but he doesn't. He doesn't install Windows Update because he's dead. He also doesn't have to remember his look when he chewed his lip when he fucks his fat wife just so he can get hard. He doesn't have a netbook hidden in the garade he uses to browse the different and bad porno when the wifeys asleep. I guess he's the lucky one. 
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Smythe posted:As I sit in my cubicle emptily scrolling reddit showerthoughts (not YOSPOS) I am reminded of the dark times in my past. when I was young, and in high school, I was drinking some beers with some buddies when we started thinking about that human being who was rumored to have offered to suck off the football team. we started really getting into the ribbing, talking about that human being. what a worthless human being he was. thinking about how he would sit in church with us all, stinking the place up with his cocksucking ways right there in the house of G*d. im remembering when we started drinking some whisky and moonshine also along with the beers and then we drove over to that faggots house and we done and hog tied that human being. his daddy was dead and his mother was a weak whore. anyways im sitting there scrolling shower thoughts while Windows Update installs software on my coworkers Windows 10 (it's a real POS) Dell INspiron and im sitting there remembering when we hog tied that human being. im remembering when I hosed his tight little rear end in a top hat for having the audacity to look at my package in gym class. i remember his eyes running up and down my dong through those soft gym shorts that really show off a good dick. i remember pulling my shorts tight so he could see the outline of my hard cock whiule I looked as his and he bit his lip that one day on the basketball court. I remember when me and the boys hog tied that human being and raped him. i remember when we tied him behind the pickup truck and dragged him until he died. i remember going home to my trailer and nobody bein none the wiser. nowadays im married and i install Windows Update but he doesn't. He doesn't install Windows Update because he's dead. He also doesn't have to remember his look when he chewed his lip when he fucks his fat wife just so he can get hard. He doesn't have a netbook hidden in the garade he uses to browse the different and bad porno when the wifeys asleep. I guess he's the lucky one. lol, amazing
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Nov 12, 2015 20:19
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yeah i kno guac is extra 
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Nov 12, 2015 22:07
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i work hard at the local auto parts plant and try to save money for retirement and still buy toys for my children
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Nov 12, 2015 22:45
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heres a article you read if you want to try RPing as a 4 figgy fucktard http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/nov/12/beattyville-kentucky-and-americas-poorest-towns white people lmao
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Nov 12, 2015 22:48
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i actually get pretty good mileage out of my Porsche Boxster, but that's probably because i'm pretty careful about keeping it under the speed limit. I mean, can you imagine what a speeding ticket in a porsche does to your insurance?! but also, you know, i bought it and it's been a struggle to fit the payments in but really i see it as an investment, in ten years this baby will be a classic
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Nov 12, 2015 22:57
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it's interest free for 2 years no big deal
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Nov 13, 2015 00:25
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(ooc) i love smythe (in character) uhh... crossfit!! brocode!! im drinkign soylent on my standing desk, oh poo poo my (appl symbol;)watch needs a charge!! my tweets r blowing up #socialmedia #newfolowers
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Nov 13, 2015 00:59
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sunday night is football night! GO BROWNS!!! my favorite part is carrie underwood
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Nov 13, 2015 02:41
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honestly, i love working these 60 hour weeks for which i'm legislatively exempt from overtime. that's what capitalism is all about! If I had an issue I could just look for another job.
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Nov 13, 2015 13:29
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Iridium posted:honestly, i love working these 60 hour weeks for which i'm legislatively exempt from overtime. that's what capitalism is all about! If I had an issue I could just look for another job. 60 hours should really be the standard for anyone not lazy/on welfare or french
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Nov 13, 2015 15:25
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*transfers massive credit card debt to new credit card*
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Nov 13, 2015 15:27
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I'm five years out of college but I'm still on my parents' car insurance
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Nov 13, 2015 16:07
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The Management posted:I'm five years out of college but I'm still on my parents' cell phone plan
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Smythe posted:As I sit in my cubicle emptily scrolling reddit showerthoughts (not YOSPOS) I am reminded of the dark times in my past. when I was young, and in high school, I was drinking some beers with some buddies when we started thinking about that human being who was rumored to have offered to suck off the football team. we started really getting into the ribbing, talking about that human being. what a worthless human being he was. thinking about how he would sit in church with us all, stinking the place up with his cocksucking ways right there in the house of G*d. im remembering when we started drinking some whisky and moonshine also along with the beers and then we drove over to that faggots house and we done and hog tied that human being. his daddy was dead and his mother was a weak whore. anyways im sitting there scrolling shower thoughts while Windows Update installs software on my coworkers Windows 10 (it's a real POS) Dell INspiron and im sitting there remembering when we hog tied that human being. im remembering when I hosed his tight little rear end in a top hat for having the audacity to look at my package in gym class. i remember his eyes running up and down my dong through those soft gym shorts that really show off a good dick. i remember pulling my shorts tight so he could see the outline of my hard cock whiule I looked as his and he bit his lip that one day on the basketball court. I remember when me and the boys hog tied that human being and raped him. i remember when we tied him behind the pickup truck and dragged him until he died. i remember going home to my trailer and nobody bein none the wiser. nowadays im married and i install Windows Update but he doesn't. He doesn't install Windows Update because he's dead. He also doesn't have to remember his look when he chewed his lip when he fucks his fat wife just so he can get hard. He doesn't have a netbook hidden in the garade he uses to browse the different and bad porno when the wifeys asleep. I guess he's the lucky one. chuck palanic meets david foster wallace, i like
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Nov 13, 2015 16:31
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someday i'm going to write a book and get rich, and famous. going to be at some big event when my book gets made into a movie and accidentally bump into jennifer lawrence. ill say something funny and she'll laugh. Ill ask her if she's having a good time at the event that is all about my book becoming a movie and she'll smile and say yes. shell touch my arm and well exchange knowing glances
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Nov 13, 2015 16:38
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I just invested $500 in the stock market. it's already gone up enough to cover the transaction fees.
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Nov 13, 2015 16:42
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assembling furniture from ikea fills me with a sense of ownership and accomplishment that no amount of money could buy
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Nov 13, 2015 18:33
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im a graduate recently hired by goog/appl/micro$oft and im paid 98k a year i dont think i belong here
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Nov 13, 2015 18:40
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AW poo poo... i bought a Used car but my Android phone wont work with it... poo poo
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im, uh, i think i made a dece 4 figgies last year. Not quite sure how to do this roleplay
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