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then we'll go to horse racing (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Wild EEPROM posted:I get my son this weekend I pay child support to multiple people.
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all these pansies at the office are staying home from work on friday because they drive fuckboi priuses. not me though, i got a jeep wrangler for just such an occasion. ill be sure to send a picture of the snowfall from the office window and cc all my coworkers and bosses and use the "im at the office" signature on the email so they see how good of an employee i am
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poo poo i should probably pick up some wonder bread on the way home. i hope they still have it at the 7-11 when i go to pick up a carton of marlboros
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hid the power cord of my 16 year old boys ps3 and told him he should be out playing with the neighborhood kids and sledding and stuff. he came back a couple hours later smelling like weed so i smacked him around a little. told my wife good luck getting the cops to come out here in this blizzard over that lol
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:hid the power cord of my 16 year old boys ps3 and told him he should be out playing with the neighborhood kids and sledding and stuff. he came back a couple hours later smelling like weed so i smacked him around a little. told my wife good luck getting the cops to come out here in this blizzard over that lol gently caress up, clown.
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I've looked into moving to another country in order to get cheaper healthcare
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:i got a jeep wrangler didn't need the rest
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Jan 21, 2016 17:05
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I buy new jeep vehicles
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Well, new to me anyway
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an extra $50 a week could change the way I live
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how bout this weather huh
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*attempts to balance checkbook*
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:ive got a few jokes im holding onto to post on facebook during the blizzard to remind everyone that they're pussies for getting scared of a little bit (1-2 feet) of snow. i also make a habit of posting on social media about people's bad driving when it snows or rains or theres a pileup on the beltway OOC: You're a pussy
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i unironically call people pussies when they don't want to do shots
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH in on a fuckin tear!! I'm cracking up over here
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i do the understand how financing or deductibles work and become angry when it is revealed to me
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:hid the power cord of my 16 year old boys ps3 and told him he should be out playing with the neighborhood kids and sledding and stuff. he came back a couple hours later smelling like weed so i smacked him around a little. told my wife good luck getting the cops to come out here in this blizzard over that lol OOC: You're a pussy with weirdly specific grudge stories (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 21, 2016 17:26
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some guy on the internet keeps calling me a pussy *takes selfie with a rifle sitting on lap*
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they clownin hard on you ETHAN don't let em get away with it
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pro-tip: slip on a plastic grocery bag between your socks and shoes and then you don't have to worry about getting your feet wet
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i just increased my HSA contribution.
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Jan 21, 2016 17:58
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the best part about an oncoming blizzard is you can let the dog poo poo all over the neighborhood and don't have to pick it up cuz the evidence is gonna be buried shortly anyway lmao
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true story: when i was in 8th grade we had a blizzard and afterwards all the neighborhood kids had a snowball fight. one kid took an ice chunk and rolled some snow over it to look like a snowball and nailed my buddy's brother in the side. well he almost died because the impact caused his kidney to burst or something and he missed school for like two weeks. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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they didnt get to my part of the neighborhood with the plows so the chinese food delivery guy couldn't drive to the house. i just went ahead and cancelled it when they asked about meeting them at the intersection cuz i was about 6 deep.
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I'm getting scared
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:true story: when i was in 8th grade we had a blizzard and afterwards all the neighborhood kids had a snowball fight. one kid took an ice chunk and rolled some snow over it to look like a snowball and nailed my buddy's brother in the side. well he almost died because the impact caused his kidney to burst or something and he missed school for like two weeks. ooc: missing school for two weeks for a burst kidney sounds pretty good. I missed school for a week (followed by thanksgiving break) for having an appendectomy 16 years ago (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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As a Millennial I posted:i just increased my HSA contribution. fsas are good and a solution to americas health care problems
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Iridium posted:I pay child support to multiple people. I don't pay child support regardless of what the stupid liberal feminazi activist judge had to say! YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:they didnt get to my part of the neighborhood with the plows so the chinese food delivery guy couldn't drive to the house. i just went ahead and cancelled it when they asked about meeting them at the intersection cuz i was about 6 deep. who were you 6 deep in at the time?  BONGHITZ posted:I'm getting scared i don't own any investments yet freak out about the stock market going down and blame the president for it for some reason.
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:some guy on the internet keeps calling me a pussy *takes selfie with an airsoft rifle sitting on lap*
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Cat Face Joe posted:*attempts to balance checkbook* *still uses a checkbook somehow*
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Jan 21, 2016 20:42
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hire purchase sounds liek a great deal tbh. i can have all teh latest products
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no money down???? sign me up1!!!
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im planning on reproducing
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 hmm yes finally a leader who knows what's going on in the world. gonna share this to my Facebook wall. Juul-Whip fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Jan 22, 2016 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:I ordered a new laptop bag because my year old backpack is torn. I should have saved the money but the bag is a targus and looks nice!
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