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Smythe posted:As I sit in my cubicle emptily scrolling reddit showerthoughts (not YOSPOS) I am reminded of the dark times in my past. when I was young, and in high school, I was drinking some beers with some buddies when we started thinking about that human being who was rumored to have offered to suck off the football team. we started really getting into the ribbing, talking about that human being. what a worthless human being he was. thinking about how he would sit in church with us all, stinking the place up with his cocksucking ways right there in the house of G*d. im remembering when we started drinking some whisky and moonshine also along with the beers and then we drove over to that faggots house and we done and hog tied that human being. his daddy was dead and his mother was a weak whore. anyways im sitting there scrolling shower thoughts while Windows Update installs software on my coworkers Windows 10 (it's a real POS) Dell INspiron and im sitting there remembering when we hog tied that human being. im remembering when I hosed his tight little rear end in a top hat for having the audacity to look at my package in gym class. i remember his eyes running up and down my dong through those soft gym shorts that really show off a good dick. i remember pulling my shorts tight so he could see the outline of my hard cock whiule I looked as his and he bit his lip that one day on the basketball court. I remember when me and the boys hog tied that human being and raped him. i remember when we tied him behind the pickup truck and dragged him until he died. i remember going home to my trailer and nobody bein none the wiser. nowadays im married and i install Windows Update but he doesn't. He doesn't install Windows Update because he's dead. He also doesn't have to remember his look when he chewed his lip when he fucks his fat wife just so he can get hard. He doesn't have a netbook hidden in the garade he uses to browse the different and bad porno when the wifeys asleep. I guess he's the lucky one. chuck palanic meets david foster wallace, i like
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i take the bus to work but loudly proclaim that i am a fiscal libertarian
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Dec 5, 2015 10:33
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i lease my awesome phone from a phone carrier. people who buy are suckers
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i ffail to snype my own posts
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Dec 5, 2015 10:34
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hmmm.. this pitcher of bud light is kind of expensive, i dont know that we need another one, let's settle up and hit the 7/11 and dirnk back at my apartment oh and we're gonna split the check right?
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Dec 5, 2015 10:34
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oh yeah i usually wait until the weekend to steal a lot of food from the break room... i mean its free and i _do_ work hard
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Dec 5, 2015 10:35
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hmmm... why would i buy the apple when I can get a lenovo for $300??? gotta spend smart, gotta make it past the 15th
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Dec 5, 2015 10:35
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i am not great at planning, the accounting class at the community college was boring so i only went twice. yeah im pretty much broke from the 1st - 15th a month since my rent bill is 80% of my paycheck. but it's worth it, I am building up credit and live in a great place!
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Dec 5, 2015 10:36
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Mr. Apollo posted:actually, it's about ethnics in gaming journalism
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Dec 6, 2015 10:14
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Smythe posted:Home defense dog a giant pitbull named max that i struggle to feed two days before payday hope u like top ramen buddy 
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i drink bud light because its cheap & refreshing, even if it tastes like poo poo but bro, its like fizzy water that gets you drunk!!
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