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gargle chome posted:i gently caress my computer to death me too
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no guys i can't go out to lunch i brought a sad piece of poo poo soggy sandwhich that my fat ugly wife made
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Nov 6, 2015 23:09
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i'm only living at my parents so i can save up for a house i could buy one right now but i want to have a 20% down payment so i don't have to pay mortgage insurance
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Nov 6, 2015 23:20
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the company i work for cares about me as a person
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Nov 11, 2015 16:16
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Ricky Bad Posts posted:I got to pick up a bag of weed lol
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Nov 11, 2015 16:45
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driving a '96 toyota tercel communicates that i am thrifty, responsible, and know about proper car maintenance
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Nov 11, 2015 16:46
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a have a buddy who owns a computer janitorial company and he said that ITT tech just teaches you by rote how to click on a series of dialog boxes without knowing what they mean what they're doing or what the end result should be
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Nov 11, 2015 16:47
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gosh well right now i'm just really working on paying down my credit card debt
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Nov 11, 2015 21:55
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why are you laughing, 5 and a half figgies is above the average for white males in america, i read it in a study
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Nov 12, 2015 15:57
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my figgies usually look big than this, its cold out side, shrinkage!!
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Nov 12, 2015 19:57
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assembling furniture from ikea fills me with a sense of ownership and accomplishment that no amount of money could buy
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Nov 13, 2015 18:33
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As a Millennial I posted:raise your paw if you've ever checked your life insurance policy's suicide provisions
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Nov 13, 2015 19:58
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i don't have any opinions about the capital gains tax
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Nov 13, 2015 20:57
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i don't think fast-food workers deserve $15/hr
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Nov 14, 2015 21:02
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you don't have to wait till you're mom dies. just find a time share company that is offering a free trip. the seminar that you have to sit through will probably only last 8 hours. worth it, imo.
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Nov 14, 2015 21:24
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i can't taste the difference between a 15 year scotch and a 25 year scotch
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Nov 14, 2015 21:40
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GAS PRICES!!!
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Nov 14, 2015 21:59
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i haven't balanced my checking account lately, better not use my check card until i do. might over draft. 
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Nov 15, 2015 18:03
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*has bad / missing teeth*
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Nov 16, 2015 03:12
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*votes democrat*
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Nov 16, 2015 03:51
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*raises another man's child*
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Nov 16, 2015 05:14
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whats the wait for a table? 60-75 minutes? OK sounds good thank you.
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Nov 16, 2015 20:18
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i can't just quit my job to take a better one. sure my employer _could_ fire me in a heartbeat for no reason at all, but they wouldn't do that. its about loyalty.
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Nov 18, 2015 01:14
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dining tip: scan the menu's prices before reading the description, that way you don't get your hopes up for something you can't have
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Nov 18, 2015 01:21
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if you've been asked the question "is pepsi okay?", you might be a 5 figgy fucktard 
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Nov 22, 2015 02:52
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god drat it bill, you're embarrassing me, they know me here. they don't put ketchup on the table for a reason. they serve top quality steaks at long horn. if you want a piece of leather slathered in 'chup go to, i don't know, outback steakhouse. now put your arm down, here's some A1.
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Nov 22, 2015 05:10
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*aspires to gentrify, some day*
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Nov 23, 2015 22:45
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boy i sure am excited to cook my own thanksgiving dinner, better go to the grocery store and buy a frozen turkey
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Nov 23, 2015 23:58
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oh so nervous about interacting with relatives who are embarrassed by me, ashamed of me, pity me, or a combination there of
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Nov 24, 2015 00:30
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grandma.... take this $20 back, i swear i don't need it... okay i guess i'll take it now and sneak it back into your purse later hahaha *"forgets"*
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Nov 24, 2015 00:32
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"I made a G today" but you made it in a sleazy way Selling crack to the kids, "I gotta get paid!" Well hey, but that's the way it is
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Nov 24, 2015 02:53
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the only person in my family who makes 7 figgies does it in houston, never been there, but assume it sucks
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Nov 24, 2015 16:14
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i stood in line for 10 minutes to return a $10 item at a retail store because my time is worthless
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Nov 27, 2015 04:52
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*complains about gas prices*
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Nov 29, 2015 00:31
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well that was a delicious dinner out, all there is left to do now is wait for the check
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Nov 29, 2015 01:12
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my political opinions mirror those of my company's CEO, never mind i make %1 of what he does
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Nov 29, 2015 20:12
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yard work
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Nov 30, 2015 16:42
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abloobloo i can't enjoy my retirement bc my body has been broken by decades of manual labor / wars
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Nov 30, 2015 16:49
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i joined the army and all i got was this t-shirt, $1k/week for 4 years, and life-long mental illnesses
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Nov 30, 2015 16:50
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my heinous shits caused by my poor-man's diet forces me to defecate at work so that my stew won't be-foul my lady's honker. i walk around with a thin layer of feces around my anus bc i don't have a private bidet at my office, why i barely have an office at all
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