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hey i bought a new car! look at my car. my car is important and a representation of how i want to present myself to the world. vroom vroom!
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whoa what kind of rear end in a top hat DRIVES that WAY EXCEPT ME who DRIVES EXCEPTIONALLY ABOVE AVERAGE
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Nov 6, 2015 17:15
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i cant wait to s,emee star wars its liek bacon but in movie form! lol?
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Nov 6, 2015 17:26
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hey i just signed up fro CrudBox! it sends me all the crud i want, $20 a month, every first of the month ther'es something to respect about a man with a larhge consistent crud collection (crudco, maybe i could make an app for what crud youve collected?)
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Nov 6, 2015 19:03
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i'm taking the girlfriend to disneyworld this year for vacation!
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Nov 11, 2015 21:41
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my plan is to buy a duplex, live in one half and rent out the other for about as much as the mortgage is totally
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Nov 11, 2015 21:45
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i've been eating healthy, nothing better than kale and ranch dressing
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Nov 11, 2015 21:46
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I really wanted to expand my home SAN, but I spent too much on Star Wars figures this month and I gotta stay in budget. It's probably $200 for another SSD, but it sure beats Netflix!
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Nov 12, 2015 16:28
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Perplx posted:it's my birthday next week Mods! ooc! you can have an unfulfilling sex life at any salary range
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Nov 12, 2015 19:21
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I like Jimmy Fallon a lot
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Nov 16, 2015 19:58
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Barnyard Protein posted:whats the wait for a table? 60-75 minutes? OK sounds good thank you.
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Nov 17, 2015 17:00
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I dislike public transportation, give me the safety of my leased 2013 Corolla anyday.
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Nov 17, 2015 17:25
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I realized I could make tea using the hot water faucet in the bathroom at work. Sayonara, Starbucks!
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Nov 18, 2015 21:19
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I live near work, but I can save $200 a month in rent if I move an hour away! Seems like a good deal. I juggle several credit cards for the rewards. Only one of them has a membership fee, but over the course of a year I get back the $45. My parents were never really all that great at managing their finances, and they have a home AND a winter nest in Phoenix! Why fix the button on my shirt, I can just buy a three pack at Wal-Mart for the same cost! http://www.theonion.com/article/area-mom-could-have-made-same-meal-at-home-for-muc-1379
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Nov 19, 2015 17:52
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I purchased a ton of Gerber baby food for my tyke this weekend, only the best
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Nov 23, 2015 17:50
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I resent those more wealthy than I, and also those who make less than I! Hopefully I will sooner become the former, than the latter! I write well!
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Nov 23, 2015 17:57
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Dislike button posted:I work 29.5 hours a week so my company doesn't have to pay for my health insurance. same but instead they ask us to clock in and out 1 hour before we leave and 1 hour after we come in
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Nov 23, 2015 18:10
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This thread is an unironic mirror into my life as a 5-figster and now I'm crying at work
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Nov 24, 2015 18:57
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I cant believe you don't like going to Ruby Tuesdays or Applebees for half price apps, I mean, you don't know what it is to be american as far as i am concerned
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Nov 24, 2015 19:00
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some people have to travel to go home for thanksgiving, but i save a lot of effort by still living in my parent's basement (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 25, 2015 19:22
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i don't worry about insurance, i just buy everything new whenever it breaks or gets stolen
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Dec 1, 2015 22:18
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i purchase things on impulse, i know i shouldn't but how can you resist this pez dispenser?
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Dec 2, 2015 16:57
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i am roughly 95% of posters on somethingawful.com and i exhibit biases that are actually self defeating? lol
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Dec 2, 2015 16:57
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im prideful about my car and all the bullshit it takes to own one
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Dec 2, 2015 16:58
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i dont have a passport
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Dec 3, 2015 00:45
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whenever i am near someone not speaking english, i am very uncomfortable as i know they are talking about me, an overweight white male
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Dec 3, 2015 00:46
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i use overdraft protection because i do not want to be embarrassed when i reach my debit limit while on a date at the macaroni grill
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Dec 3, 2015 22:11
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gas is so expensive, but that's the cost of the freedom of the open road, babyyyy
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Dec 3, 2015 22:12
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why are my taxes so high, it's not like i use any of these services like *squints, reading local newspaper* waste management
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Dec 3, 2015 22:13
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Don't Talk to Me Before I've Had At Least a Gallon Of Coffee
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Dec 4, 2015 17:17
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It's Friday MotherTruckers! Yeah! Woo! aAayayayay It's Friday! aw revwawr work week! Nothing Like A Good Beer on Friday
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Dec 4, 2015 18:15
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i refer to my local sports team using the royal We
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Dec 4, 2015 18:44
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I'd like to start exercising, but gym memberships are so expensive, bikes are for losers, and there's no sidewalk that I can run on near my house.
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Dec 7, 2015 23:35
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i have a very specific daily routine and anything which disrupts it will throw me into a frothing, blind rage *gets cutoff in traffic, has to wait to make a left turn*
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Dec 8, 2015 18:15
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I am under the age of 40 and have decided to smoke despite being bombarded with images of of cancerous lungs and people speaking through voice boxes, and not in the cool way like Daft Punk
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Dec 8, 2015 23:28
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I drive across state lines, Smokey and the Bandit style, because the beer/cigarettes are stronger/cheaper in a neighboring state/country
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Dec 8, 2015 23:29
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i do not know how to rp in the 6 figure thread
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Dec 9, 2015 17:35
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my fiance really wants a diamond and a big wedding and i know we'll be paying it off for years, but gosh darn it, it's such a special day
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Dec 10, 2015 18:36
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crusader_complex posted:why would i buy garbage can liners when ive got all these bags i brought the groceries home in i do not take out the garbage until there are flies circling the garbage corner of our kitchen where my 33 gallon drum of detritus exists, and i will never clean this area
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Dec 11, 2015 17:01
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why would you get me cologne for christmas when i'm a old spice man???
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