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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
uhh,,, i have an old mac with 9999 pending updates and an old POS OS

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
dur... i dont respect jony ives vision and use a cell phone case lol. i drop my phone non stop due to palsy or smth

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
ffffff.. i lease a internal combustion engine car with a POS OS entertainment system and id ont even know it suxors b/c im REALLY stupid

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:

buhhhh my name is smythe and I love posting hosed up sexual fantasies on Internet forams oh and also eat boogers farrrrt

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Netflix is too expensive for thr sh1t selection. I prefer to use crunthyroll and crackle.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
blaaa.. flurrrr..... i have Tap to Click turned off and use one of those travel mices with the retractable cord with my bent up and not updated core 2 duo macbook

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
the gym is too expensive and i dont have time due to working 2 jobs 1 of them at a 5 guys and the other at the toilet janitor cleaning job. a woman will love me for my mind anyways, not my body. she will see my reddit post history and love me for my epic bacons and narwalls. also my epic posts on something sensive and i love hitler and dragging fags to death behind my domestic pickup truck. YOSPOS sucks.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i live in a flyover state and its really good haha. theres a good brewery. its good because cost of living is low and id ont havea CS degree and make my rent by installing windows update and rebooting computers. NO! I Will Not Fix Your Computer, unless of course I'm at work where that's my job and im happy to do with a smile while wearing my wrikled Company Polo. gently caress YOU SATYA! WINODWS 10 SUXXXXXXX!!!

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
I believe in Jesus Christ.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
I'm racially impure

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
I majored in the humanities and have a part time job at a non profit and im working on a screenplay

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
my fav forum on Something Awful is the MMO forum becuase i like to play while my children get taken away by CPS from my double-wide hoarder hovel

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Ive got 42 pages worth of posts in the combined Goon BDSM/Kink and Online Dating megathreads

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i DONT know how to Program Computers

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

As a Millennial I posted:

my plan is to rent until i lose my job and then i'll just die i guess

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
I have a printer for printing my resume.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Shasta FTW.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
*turns dial to KUSC classical* I don't know what song this is.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Valeyard posted:

Buff sexy 6 figgy god: I'm rich bitch!!!!
Weak ugly 5 figgy scum: I'm broke bitch! :(

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Not only am I barely 20 years old and have a fiance, but I have also given her a placeholder engagement ring instead of a real ring due to financial realities. I will plan to replace it, but due to living paycheck to paycheck it will never materialize. Eventually, I will replace it with my mothers engagement ring, when she perishes.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
As I sit in my cubicle emptily scrolling reddit showerthoughts (not YOSPOS) I am reminded of the dark times in my past. when I was young, and in high school, I was drinking some beers with some buddies when we started thinking about that human being who was rumored to have offered to suck off the football team. we started really getting into the ribbing, talking about that human being. what a worthless human being he was. thinking about how he would sit in church with us all, stinking the place up with his cocksucking ways right there in the house of G*d. im remembering when we started drinking some whisky and moonshine also along with the beers and then we drove over to that faggots house and we done and hog tied that human being. his daddy was dead and his mother was a weak whore. anyways im sitting there scrolling shower thoughts while Windows Update installs software on my coworkers Windows 10 (it's a real POS) Dell INspiron and im sitting there remembering when we hog tied that human being. im remembering when I hosed his tight little rear end in a top hat for having the audacity to look at my package in gym class. i remember his eyes running up and down my dong through those soft gym shorts that really show off a good dick. i remember pulling my shorts tight so he could see the outline of my hard cock whiule I looked as his and he bit his lip that one day on the basketball court. I remember when me and the boys hog tied that human being and raped him. i remember when we tied him behind the pickup truck and dragged him until he died. i remember going home to my trailer and nobody bein none the wiser. nowadays im married and i install Windows Update but he doesn't. He doesn't install Windows Update because he's dead. He also doesn't have to remember his look when he chewed his lip when he fucks his fat wife just so he can get hard. He doesn't have a netbook hidden in the garade he uses to browse the different and bad porno when the wifeys asleep. I guess he's the lucky one.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
I love GBS

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
I'm excited for the new WoW expansion!!!

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
who teh gently caress is steve inskeep??

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i get all my news from Reddit and Twitter. Straight from the source. I'll compile the raw information about both sides of the issue and synthesize my own conclusion. I don't need some lieberal idiot regurgitating his dumb gently caress opinion into my mouth. human being

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
ive never been to the beach

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i live more than an hour away from the nearest large body of water

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i love to use the features built in to my samsung smart tv

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i dont want to update kuz my friend told me the new update sucks and takes all your memory

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
love the programming on the ION network and also TNT

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
New WoW expansion looks great! Not sure if I can stomach looking at my /played tho lol haha

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
I pay for stuff using the principal of my inheritance instead of just the interest.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Syncopated posted:

Actually, pitbulls aren't more aggressive than other dogs, it's just people that bring them up to be like that. rocky would never hurt anyone

This

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Sham bam bamina! posted:

ugh, don't you know the classic five figgy fucktard "kinda likes everything" except country and rap

5 figgy fucktards listen to rap and country and classy 6 figgly gentlegoons listen to news radio and classical music at reasonable decibels. hope this tutorial was helpful

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
"Going to work to make the money I need to pay rent, etc."

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
"My advice, is to get a practical degree. You should do a STEM thing so you can make a living."

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
"cjs: My AMEX rewards got me an upgrade to business. Free cocktaisl ahoy goonfriends. :-)"

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
"My HMO"

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
"I can't waltz and only speak my native language"

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Dislike button posted:

you should do what you love, that way you will never work a day in your life! *makes $9 an hour with no benefits giving baths to old people*

Did my post hit a little too close to home? Fucktard?

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