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i scheduled a vacation before i knew i was getting a new job, but they're gonna let my vacation balance go negative so i can go! they're not even going to hold it against me in my 3 month evaluation.
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i talk about poop to my friends cause it's funny
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Dec 13, 2015 20:36
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i have every cards against humanity expansion
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Dec 13, 2015 20:36
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Wild EEPROM posted:my parents are divorced they told me it wasn't my fault and that they both still love me
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Dec 13, 2015 21:04
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Wild EEPROM posted:my parents are divorced two christmases!
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Dec 13, 2015 21:05
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we're having a gender reveal party
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Dec 15, 2015 14:25
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I took out money from my 401k to take my girlfriend of one month to a Disney World resort. We're going to be together forever.
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Dec 15, 2015 18:47
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My favorite sport is Quidditch.
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Dec 15, 2015 18:48
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I support smokers' rights.
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Dec 15, 2015 18:54
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Barnyard Protein posted:vaping I mix my own e-juice with ones I bought from China off of eBay.
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Dec 15, 2015 19:18
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I have season tickets...to a minor league sports team.
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Dec 15, 2015 22:10
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Cat Face Joe posted:i am a season ticket holder for a college football team whose school i did not attend I make fun of how lovely the rival school of my favorite college sports team is. I couldn't get into college.
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Dec 15, 2015 22:30
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i use articles like this http://wsav.com/2015/12/11/glass-of-red-wine-equals-1-hour-at-gym-new-study-says/ to justify not working out
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Dec 15, 2015 23:53
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:i've got a basketball hoop in my driveway instead of filling the base with sand, I just have giant bags of sand sitting on top of it.
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Dec 16, 2015 02:10
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the crisper drawers in my fridge are my hiding place for the extra Miller lites
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Dec 16, 2015 04:10
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Mr. Apollo posted:I've had meetings with school officials and social services. I don't even have any kids
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Dec 16, 2015 04:15
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i got a 30% off coupon to a store i never go to, it'd be stupid for me NOT to buy something.
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Dec 16, 2015 15:36
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i hate when jimmy john's takes bread out of the sub, it's like i'm getting less food
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Dec 16, 2015 15:39
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i celebrate festivus
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Dec 16, 2015 16:09
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my FSA has $2,000 in it in late December and it doesn't roll over. lol time to buy a lot of NyQuil I guess
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Dec 16, 2015 19:20
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I like living
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Dec 16, 2015 19:27
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Cat Face Joe posted:i claim to be a practitioner of an incredibly dangerous martial art but in fact have not been to karate class since I was 22 I can still run through a planned routine that has no actual use unless my attacker is also following the routine
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Dec 16, 2015 19:40
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my parents are my roommates
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Dec 16, 2015 20:56
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pep.si redirects to pepsi.com, so if we could get someone at pepsi to set up an is subdomain, there could be http://is.pep.si/ok?
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Dec 17, 2015 01:54
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i can't afford whois privacy guard on my domain
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Dec 17, 2015 03:09
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i spent the last 15 years modifying the vbulletin source code
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Dec 17, 2015 04:25
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flipping burgers isn't a real job
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Dec 17, 2015 15:30
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i have more than 0 delivery places in the contacts list of my phone
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Dec 18, 2015 02:19
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i work more than 40.00 hours a week and i'm salaried
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Dec 18, 2015 02:43
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I know my Myers-Briggs Test results
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Dec 18, 2015 18:45
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I read horoscopes
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Dec 18, 2015 18:46
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i'm a "full-stack developer"
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Dec 19, 2015 02:08
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i watch american idol
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Dec 20, 2015 22:27
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Hurt Whitey Maybe posted:can't get a bank account.
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Dec 22, 2015 03:16
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Beast of Bourbon posted:apparently in like 09 Obama signed a thing to make it like 10 years but it wasn't retroactive. do your friends have brains?
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Dec 22, 2015 03:30
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dr who is my favorite show
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Dec 23, 2015 01:08
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i have a remote for every single device
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Dec 24, 2015 00:08
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i can't shut the gently caress up about game of thrones
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Dec 24, 2015 00:15
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i spent 2 paychecks worth of money on my girlfriend who i've been dating for 3 months
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Dec 24, 2015 02:11
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i proposed to my girlfriend on christmas/valentine's day/her birthday
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Dec 24, 2015 02:11
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