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I'm glad to be alive and never fantasize about suicide or being dead or the interminable loneliness of being
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I want to go out this weekend and just get nuts and run through pussy like drain-o
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Nov 6, 2015 19:10
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gonna head to the bathroom lock myself in the handicapped stall and have a good 15 minute silent body-wracking cry to recharge my batteries 
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Dec 2, 2015 14:27
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hey, can I get a squirt of your Purell?
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Dec 3, 2015 13:13
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ha, crazy weather.. one day it's cold, today you don't even need a jacket.
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Dec 3, 2015 13:14
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can you believe that the idiot manager in our Adams location sent me the authorization form but didn't sign it? it's like, he''s doing this just to screw with me. now it'll take another three days before he responds to my voicemail, and the Christmas party will be ruined. e: sorry, "Holiday" party. don't mean to offend anyone 
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Dec 3, 2015 13:15
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been doing Kegels at my desk at work dude you should try it, you cum like a loving fire hose
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Dec 3, 2015 14:41
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Necronomoticon posted:I'm going to try to make-up a shortfall my monthly debt payments with a pair of little-known daily fantasy sports leagues. hey man I got some advanced algos that can really fine tune your lineups for expected points/dollar and optimize your salary cap use.... for example like I bet u didn't know at Draft Kings the top kickers have a higher ep/d than QBs?? the rubes won't know what hit em. just promise you won't use it when you play me  and maybe kick me 10% of your winnings the first few weeks cause I set you up. I also have ones for basketball. I'll send u the Excel file
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Dec 3, 2015 15:12
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Iridium posted:i worry every day about other people in my cube farm hearing me fart I mean, I Rrelate To You So Much
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Dec 3, 2015 19:02
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Smythe posted:drat, gonna need to pull in next friday's check onto this months team. gently caress balls
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Dec 4, 2015 20:05
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does anyone know the password to the printer wifi network? I'm almost out of data for this month (gently caress) and the regular office wifi blocks youtube and ESPN...
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Dec 4, 2015 20:10
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if I have to go at work I only poo poo on my lunch break. don't want to be away from my desk for too long...
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Dec 7, 2015 14:40
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Mr. Apollo posted:just thought i'd share a photo from my wedding at the legion hall this weekend this is too real
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Dec 7, 2015 18:37
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Mr. Apollo posted:i found out a week before the wedding that she had been cheating on me with my best friend for over a year but i forgave both of them because, hey, these things happen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and that's her best friend in the blue dress
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Dec 7, 2015 18:55
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*discussing a place near where I've seen a minority before* I dunno, I probably won't go because that neighborhood is kind of shady.
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Dec 7, 2015 20:36
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