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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


I love my hour long morning commute. It gives me lots of time to listen to podcasts in my ford focus

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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We get to leave an hour early on Christmas eve. The company really appreciates us

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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I change my own oil

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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this restaurant serves mighty small portions

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


you're gonna love this secret recipe

*pours a can of condensed soup in slow cooker*

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


i just park my car in the grass

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


im having a yard sale this weekend

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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I had to assemble all my furniture

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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I'm on a family plan with my parents to save money

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


i love buying albums on vinyl, it just sounds warmer

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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i have an associates degree

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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i haven't been to the dentist in a long time. i just make sure to brush and floss frequently.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


my haircuts are only $10, i get a pretty good deal and it usually looks ok

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i bought a gun to protect myself

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


i eat chipotle

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Dislike button posted:

My children have student loans

i have student loans

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


i care about the health of the company i work for and am glad that someone other than me makes the tough decisions regarding layoffs

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


our ceo took some employees from headquarters out on his yacht and sent pictures to everyone in the company. what a nice man, i hope he lets us go to the bowling alley for the christmas party again this year.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


we got a new company policy: employees with over 20 years in get an extra weeks vacation starting immediately. im glad the company is so generous to loyal employees.

coincidentally the company just celebrated it's 20th anniversary last month.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


i can't tie a tie so i keep one pre tied in my closet and just slip it over my head when i bust it out once a year

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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I hand wash my dishes

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


I own 10 shares of pepsi

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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I have spray paint art from a guy at the fair on my wall. I saw him make it in under 30 seconds

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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I buy motivational quote a day calendars

"Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."

- Sam Levenson

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


I share minions images online. Sometimes I text them to my friends and family

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan



lmao

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


I'm gonna win the lottery and buy a boat and a 4 wheeler

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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in that case I'll get 2 4-wheelers

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


As a Millennial I posted:

I can't afford my new medication, even after the discount card.

did you know that you can buy your antibiotics otc?

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