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maxe
Sep 23, 2004

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actually nvm



maxe fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Nov 12, 2015

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maxe
Sep 23, 2004

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mishaq posted:

it is, we're all fat and angry

lol nice edit

i briefly forgot this was the funny computer/existential crisis forum and now i feel like a dumb idiot

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

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Only 7 minutes and 31 seconds until I can go on lunchbreak

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

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my old job used to block access to facebook but now i get 250mb of external quota per day :unsmigghh:

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

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Mr. Apollo posted:

the salesman at the Ford dealer said I was lucky. his manger wasn't in so he was able to get me an amazing 84 month financing rate on a V6 mustang.

*literally kicks car tyre*

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

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Golf? Like on a course? Why not just go to the driving range? We can sink a few beers and try to hit the ball like Happy Gilmore, that's all the best parts of golf with none of the crap!!!

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

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getting shot and dying as a result is an unfavorable outcome for me

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

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Mr. Apollo posted:

i wear short sleeve dress shirts with a tie

i usually go with converse all-stars instead of leather shoes. i just like putting my own spin on things plus leather shoes are really uncool.

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

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Wild EEPROM posted:

I collect those collectors plates and put them in my grandmother's antique buffet

I accumulate things as a recreational activity

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

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At the age of 30, I have finally finished building the dream car of my teens - An imported japanese coupe with 19 x 13 inch wheels, 5 degrees of negative camber and 3mm of ground clearance. This car is my primary mode of transport despite the spiraling maintenance costs of repeatedly having my sump torn off by roadworks, and being literally incapable of traversing certain speedbumps or driveways.

I accept these inconveniences as part of the charm of this "vehicular lifestyle" and judge my detractors as joyless plebs.

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

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Mightaswell posted:

stop posting about me with such accuracy plz

:( :respek: :(

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

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I ate a ghost pepper. I got a new chili sauce that has the world record for being totally the hottest chili sauce ever or some poo poo. I participate in food challenges to eat really spicy things, or just large amounts of food in general.

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

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Barnyard Protein posted:

how many scoville units does that bad boy boast????

it caused me hours of stomach pain, nausea and digestive problems, but it was worth it for all the respect i receive from my colleagues when i tell them about after every bathroom break

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

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SHOUT-OUT TO ALL YOU KIDS BUYING BOTTLE SERVICE WITH YOUR RENT MONEYYYY! RUUUUUUH-SPECT!

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

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I just updated the quote in my email signature

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

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my email signature

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

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yeah, I've got some domain parking/SEO/ebay arbitage income streams on the side, once they take off im OUTTA HERE

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

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time to get this houseparty started

Youtube -> EminemVEVO -> Play All

just gotta wait 5 seconds to skip the ads then we're in business

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

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Wild EEPROM posted:

my idea of a nice car is a Volkswagen

my idea of a nice car is anything made by a non-Axis power

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maxe
Sep 23, 2004

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32MB OF ESRAM posted:

*said to me by a loving IDIOT a loving PLEBE as i browse the 'yos*

hey whats that hacker site u always read??

ooc: i've been asked this a few times and the idea of verbalizing an explanation of what the SA forums are is so horrible i just switch tabs and say "nothing"

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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