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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



my manager's direction is that i should

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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



i buckled down and just got my taxes done early this year

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



since i wasn't able to take any time off last year were hoping we can have a real nice vacation we the money saved

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



college was the best five years of my life

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



i figure once we're done paying down our debt i can go back to school for my mba

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



*schedules a conference call at 10pm cause it's super important, manager doesn't call in*

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Valeyard posted:

No I DONT want fries with that, as I cannot afford them.

*is rung up for and pays for fries anyway to avoid "rocking the boat" *

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Space-Pope posted:

yeah, so i gave my bonus to charity this year. feels real good to give back, you know?

i wish we could tithe more but we just can't spare it i hope none of the other partitioners find out

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Share Bear posted:

my plan is to buy a duplex, live in one half and rent out the other for about as much as the mortgage is totally

this is good

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Dr. Honked posted:

i like how

you stab directly to the heart of all of us, doctor

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



*transfers massive credit card debt to new credit card*

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



atomicthumbs posted:

im, uh, i think i made a dece 4 figgies last year. Not quite sure how to do this roleplay

think big?

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



i have lots of opinions on the capital gains tax as well as on racism and welfare and furthermore *is distracted by repo man hooking trailer to tow truck*

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



no its not an mlm

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Barnyard Protein posted:

*raises another man's child*

dang dude show some respect to steve he did the best he could for you and your mom

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Fuzzy Mammal posted:

i don't just drink monster for the supplements they put in it, it tastes pretty good too!

*sticks monster stickers of varying sizes all over my truck*

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



i support net neutrality!

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



i dont support net neutrality!

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



i woke up late so I skipped bathing and i just made it on time

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



*buys madden every year*

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



*has people over to show off new tv*

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



she was pretty mad about me spending so much on another gun so i had to let get those expensive boots she wanted

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



gotta spend all the money in my fsa before the end of the year!

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



*knows how much paycheck is every week*

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



i didnt pay $16 to READ a movie!

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



*screams at dog that has never once been taken for a walk*

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



*screams at child who has never once been interacted with*

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



*gets excited over change in beer can shape*

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



*respects the commands of a police officer*

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



ever since Mongolian bbq started bring you a single bowl it just hasn't been worth it

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



daryls poo poo always has too many stems and seeds but he's the only guy i know

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



*does shots of expensive amaretto with friends*

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



*orders a drink and leaves money on bar*

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



the winter just gets so bad here so i bought a landrover. it's got four wheel drive

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



whoa that explorer commercial says I'll be invincible but the silverado is made with high strength military grade steel what do i choose

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



*orders guinness, drinks it out of can*

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



maniacdevnull posted:

I give a hearty lol at every commercial that suggests that heavy, high center of gravity vehicles are good in the snow

i can't understand how people would put their children at risk y driving a regular car during the winter

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



I'm a five figgy maker and i VOTE

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



sorry guys can't go out tomorrow, every other Wednesday is gettin busy night with the missus :heysexy:

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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



henry when's your goddamn son gonna clean up all the dog poo poo in the backyard

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