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Enfield posted:i go to bery elaborate measures to avoid having to poop in public toilets. id tell you more but its kind of private I did this up until senior year of high school, when I pretty much had to poop in one prior to the Battle of the Bands.
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oh my no
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Nov 7, 2015 07:54
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When I was in fifth grade there was this kid who kept trying to be my friend, sitting next to me and talking as if we had a lot in common, but I didn't like him because he would fart a lot and talk about how great it was. One time he told me, "Dude, I just took the Cosbys to the pool, go check it out" and when he clarified that this meant he had poo poo several small pieces instead of a solid log, and wouldn't stop telling me how awesome it was, I decided to go to the bathroom just to shut him up. So I found the toilet with several small poos in it, and I flushed it just to spite him, as if he might go back to the toilet later to see if anyone had flushed and take pride if they hadn't. Now I'm an adult goon and he has had a lot of sex and seems happy with his life, so the lesson is that women are attracted to the phallic shape of a steaming log and can empathize with the resulting gaping hole, and so you should never flush in public or once you are married.
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Nov 7, 2015 07:59
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I typically use public restrooms for various reasons, motly for free TP and i hate going home, more time out and about the better
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Nov 7, 2015 08:02
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i never poo poo in public places unless i am at defcon 5
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Nov 7, 2015 08:09
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzq7JvLH8W4
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Nov 7, 2015 08:17
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You non-public-place-shitters are just like a family member of mine. He holds it in all day at school just wtf your gastrointestinal health is so much more important than whatever the gently caress
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Nov 7, 2015 08:34
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Relin posted:i never poo poo in public places unless i am at defcon 5 But DEFCON 5 is the lowest state of readiness. 
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Nov 7, 2015 08:48
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FIRST TIME posted:But DEFCON 5 is the lowest state of readiness. The poo poo you arent ready for is often the most urgent
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Nov 7, 2015 08:51
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The best part about making GBS threads in public is the glory hole.
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Nov 7, 2015 08:57
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I always feel a twinge of pride when I poo poo in a modern, well-maintained, pressure-flush public toilet and manage to clog it solid with just my unflushable log. This industrial-strength apparatus was designed to handle 99.95% of what can come out of a human rear end, and I just beat it. Vegas should make a casino game out of that kind of thing.
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Nov 7, 2015 09:12
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Yes OP I like to do that. I also don't go to any lengths to poop quietly when others are around and refuse to courtesy flush. I am in a public bathroom for two purposes: to void my bowels and make anybody in the bathroom with me as uncomfortable as possible. And when I come out of the stall I maintain unbroken eye contact with anybody I see in a really intense way as I exit the restroom.
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Nov 7, 2015 09:19
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Took a diarrhea dump. Tore the paper dispenser open and threw the roll in. Found the plunger underthe sink and shoved the handle end in and flushed.
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Nov 7, 2015 09:31
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I think in a public toilet is giving me too much credit
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Nov 7, 2015 10:56
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Take a dump in the tank behind the toilet bowl
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Nov 7, 2015 10:59
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One time i pooped and tried to flush but the toilet wouldnt flush. Thats my story. IT was a big poop too like a footlonger. The kind that sinks down to the bottom of the toilet and curls up out of the water.
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Nov 7, 2015 11:01
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Commie NedFlanders posted:Take a dump in the tank behind the toilet bowl Ive already brought up "upper decking"
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Nov 7, 2015 11:06
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this one night out i dont know how much whiskey i had but it was a lot, and i went to a train station toilet and it was in a poor state and full of unflushed toilet roll but i needed to poo poo so sat down and double deckered it. a huge dark brown whiskey poo poo left exposed to the air
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Nov 7, 2015 11:06
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Nov 7, 2015 11:07
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I like this gif so much I saved it to my pc so I wont ever lose it
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Nov 7, 2015 11:08
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"your toilet seat is now sanitized"
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Nov 7, 2015 12:15
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i do op, but the public toilet is your mother.
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Nov 7, 2015 12:28
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numberoneposter posted:an upper decker you motherfucker
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Enfield posted:i go to bery elaborate measures to avoid having to poop in public toilets. id tell you more but its kind of private Because your dick got burnt off, and that hosed up your innards that you now have a colostomy? Same.
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Nov 7, 2015 12:44
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I always flush but often my turds clog the toilet. So I just leave in a hurry. Worst is when I lock eyes with the cleaner on the way out. I do my best not to smile at them but often can't keep a straight face. I'm not sure what the procedure is to deal with my unflushable monster logs but I laugh thinking about it.
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Nov 7, 2015 12:53
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Some one post that Toliet paper canopy poop picture. Pretty inspiring stuff there.
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Nov 7, 2015 13:53
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texaholic posted:Some one post that Toliet paper canopy poop picture. Pretty inspiring stuff there. 
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Nov 7, 2015 13:59
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arts and crafts time
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Nov 7, 2015 14:00
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i wish there were public bidets
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Nov 7, 2015 14:00
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ThePriceIsRight posted:i wish there were public bidets What do you think these are for  
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ThePriceIsRight posted:i wish there were public bidets take your dog with you make it lick your butt
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Nov 7, 2015 15:14
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It's upsetting to me when I encounter an unflushed toilet and the poop is light colored, thin, curled, and sweet smelling. I only poo poo long, straight, dark logs that have a rich smokey scent, just the way god intended.
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Nov 7, 2015 15:21
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Number_6 posted:I always feel a twinge of pride when I poo poo in a modern, well-maintained, pressure-flush public toilet and manage to clog it solid with just my unflushable log. This industrial-strength apparatus was designed to handle 99.95% of what can come out of a human rear end, and I just beat it. Vegas should make a casino game out of that kind of thing. I have this problem except with my home toilet. I've clogged it with 80 percent of my shits since moving in. must be the plumbing
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Nov 7, 2015 16:26
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  Tokyo’s Toilet and Poop Museum: http://city543.com/tokyo/2014/08/04/the-new-cool-tokyos-toilet-and-poop-museum/
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Nov 7, 2015 16:56
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I don't usually poop in public because all the soylent I drink has trained my body oh who am I kidding I'm a shut in.
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Nov 7, 2015 17:45
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Hogge Wild posted:post it here: http://www.ratemypoo.com/top.html Gross. I found myself covering my nose with my shirt as I clicked that link. I lasted a few pics before I had to close it and wish I had never clicked it.
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Nov 7, 2015 18:57
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I do it all the time, one time I stuffed a turd up the automatic hand dryer
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Nov 7, 2015 19:43
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gary oldmans diary posted:"your toilet seat is now sanitized" People are terrible but I laughed.
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Stoic Commie posted:I do it all the time, one time I stuffed a turd up the automatic hand dryer How come I never thought of this
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Because you aren't as smart as me
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