Anybody here ever take a big DUMP in a public toilet and not flush?

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Relin posted:

i never poo poo in public places unless i am at defcon 5

But DEFCON 5 is the lowest state of readiness.
:goonsay:

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

It's upsetting to me when I encounter an unflushed toilet and the poop is light colored, thin, curled, and sweet smelling.

I only poo poo long, straight, dark logs that have a rich smokey scent, just the way god intended.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 15:21

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

The Sphinxster posted:

How much poo poo did you get on your hands preparing the dollar?

edit: not saying it isn't funny but I get another laugh at you probably also

I would imagine that you just keep a dollar handy and give it a couple of good wipes on your rear end the next time you take a dump. Then, I don't know put it in a ziplock or something.

Come to think of it, that's a little to involved and kind of makes it not funny anymore.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 23:16

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

now we're cookin

# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 00:28

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