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One time I think in like sixth grade I was dooken and while I was there waiting for the main event I was like lol why I gotta poo poo in the toilet so I slid my rear end over and dropped one on the tile. Sorry janitor, I knew that some day I would have to make this post
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 05:36 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 12:43 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:Have you ever been startled by your own poo poo, like you take what you thought is a normal poop but then you turn around and you're like WOOOAAHHHH Yes and also disappointed at other times ~~~
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 05:41 |
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oldpainless posted:One time I went into a stall and it looked thst bathroom from candy man and I was like holy smokes what happened here? Wasn't me dude geez lay off
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 05:45 |
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Stoic Commie posted:I do it all the time, one time I stuffed a turd up the automatic hand dryer How come I never thought of this
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 20:44 |
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Stoic Commie posted:Because you aren't as smart as me drat
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 21:44 |
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Kuato posted:Yeah, I always flush. Although the idea of leaving some juvenile gift to people is appealing on some level. Particularly if it turned out really good; but with my diet that hardly ever happens. I took a crustpunk to a hospital one time and he told about how when he was younger he used to make his friend Mikey produce a shitdollar (this is a dollar bill where one side is coated with a thin layer of human or animal poo poo) which he would stick down to the sidewalk in a busy part of town and watch as the greedy would stoop over to get their free dollar and come away with their fingers coated in poo poo. I thought you might appreciate this image and urge you to consider leaving a boggy log behind the next time you have an opportunity in tribute to it.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 21:48 |
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Someone make a new thread titled "Soup is the best thing to eat for breakfast" I want to post in it and Android app can't make new threads
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 21:53 |
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The Sphinxster posted:You don't have to be greedy to pick up a dollar. WTF? Lol
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 22:12 |
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I mean seriously lol people got poo poo on their fingers in the very act of money grubbing how is that not automatic lol
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 22:13 |
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The Sphinxster posted:How much poo poo did you get on your hands preparing the dollar? None idiot you make Mikey do it. Mikey is a literally retarded person who hangs out with you because he has no friendship options in this world and you leverage this against him in order to get the shitdollar built in the first place.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 23:53 |
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Jim Barris posted:Why were you taking him to the hospital? It was my job.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 23:55 |
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Ricardio posted:I work shifts. Days, nights and afternoons. Weekly rotation. Lol
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 23:57 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 12:43 |
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Once when I was around 8 or 9 I was hanging out with my cousin at a park. We went back to his place and smelled something terrible. We tracked the smell down to his room and found that his beloved Guinea Pig Marbles had died. We were both very sad and decided he should be cremated like they had done with Grandpa. That way we could could save his ashes in a Batman cup and leave them on the mantle. Pretty good post
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 00:15 |