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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
A few months ago I used the bathroom at Target. Took a giant dump. Like the biggest dump of the year. It was gross. Had a combination of logs, chunks, and diarrhea liquid goop. Lots of toilet paper too. I went to flush.....and nothing. Toilet was broken.

I went to the customer service desk and told the guy the toilet was broken and apologized in advance for the mess they had to deal with. I imagine the person cleaning it up will remember that sight for the rest of his life.

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

WaryWarren posted:

Someone from my high school would routinely poo poo on the floor of a stall at a Target/Walmart/Farm and Fleet type of store as a ha-ha joke. He was later found to be a psychopath and convicted rapist. You can tell a lot about a person in how they poo poo. really makes u stop and think

If that's true then I'm the next Charles Manson.

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