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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

frozenpussy posted:

From the hentai-foundry rejection queue, when it's not a tentacle grape drawing that looks like a murder scene for once.



Horses don't have boobs. I'm a vet.

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LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

frozenpussy posted:

hentai-foundry rejection queue

Where the gently caress is that? I could use a new abyss to gaze into.

Guy Montag
Jun 24, 2005

Darth123123 posted:

Horses don't have boobs. I'm a vet.

Where did you serve?

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Guy Montag posted:

Where did you serve?

In the hentai horse wars.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Krowley posted:

What's the giant black block? Did he send a dick pic?

No idea. I got it off tumblr.

You gotta pay the troll toll to get into that boy's hole

Wowporn
May 31, 2012

HarumphHarumphHarumph

LordSaturn posted:

Where the gently caress is that? I could use a new abyss to gaze into.

frozenpussy is a moderator of the hentai foundry website (on which he posts porn he has made based on Walt Disney's "Frozen", the animated family film)

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

Wowporn posted:

frozenpussy is a moderator of the hentai foundry website (on which he posts porn he has made based on Walt Disney's "Frozen", the animated family film)

that second part is false, actually. but my week's been boring so please tell me more

Wowporn
May 31, 2012

HarumphHarumphHarumph
If you're saying that you posted those things you made here in a creative convention art thread and not on the porn site you volunteer at then I will definitely believe you and stand corrected, but will question your decision making skills w/r/t where you put such things

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

Wowporn posted:

If you're saying that you posted those things you made here in a creative convention art thread and not on the porn site you volunteer at then I will definitely believe you and stand corrected, but will question your decision making skills w/r/t where you put such things

I draw despicable things but that one time I really thought it would go over as obviously not something I masturbate to

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
:yikes:

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

please don't post my art w/o my permission, i read through the "horse boobs" tag thoroughly before submitting.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Friend of mine is an artists and yea, he does commissions for porn because people will pay through the nose for that poo poo. He literally finished up a picture of Batman loving superman for $1200. Took him about 2 days to draw it. He charges stupid prices but people will do it.

Though he clearly says "no pony porn or porn featuring characters from shows with under aged characters". But of course, people send him requests for MLP and Gravity Falls porn ALL the time. one guy offered him 20k.

Holy poo poo, what is wrong with you that you have both that much money and want to use it to get porn of a brother and sister loving?

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
whoa where does he advertise

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

twistedmentat posted:

Friend of mine is an artists and yea, he does commissions for porn because people will pay through the nose for that poo poo. He literally finished up a picture of Batman loving superman for $1200. Took him about 2 days to draw it. He charges stupid prices but people will do it.

Though he clearly says "no pony porn or porn featuring characters from shows with under aged characters". But of course, people send him requests for MLP and Gravity Falls porn ALL the time. one guy offered him 20k.

Holy poo poo, what is wrong with you that you have both that much money and want to use it to get porn of a brother and sister loving?

And what's even more hosed up is that a lot of those people don't just commission one thing, they'll have galleries of their super specific fetish and pay more money for it than some people will ever see in their life. They also tend to get super clingy to artists, or super angry if you say no. It's really weird.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

twistedmentat posted:

Friend of mine is an artists and yea, he does commissions for porn because people will pay through the nose for that poo poo. He literally finished up a picture of Batman loving superman for $1200. Took him about 2 days to draw it. He charges stupid prices but people will do it.

Though he clearly says "no pony porn or porn featuring characters from shows with under aged characters". But of course, people send him requests for MLP and Gravity Falls porn ALL the time. one guy offered him 20k.

Holy poo poo, what is wrong with you that you have both that much money and want to use it to get porn of a brother and sister loving?

Also, if you have the desire to see two underage siblings gently caress, why pay 20,000 dollars for it?

Scribble some poo poo down on some notebook paper and wank to that you sick gently caress. Why do you need to pay someone else 20K to do it for you? Are you too lazy to imagine it yourself, or do you demand "realism" whilst viewing cartoon children gently caress? (Hint: neither answer makes you look good.)

But I suppose, good on your friend for milking the perverts from their moneys. But I always think, if you have an artistic talent, and you spend it on drawing Batman giving it to Superman, doesn't that make you feel like you are wasting your gift?

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

frozenpussy posted:

I draw despicable things but that one time I really thought it would go over as obviously not something I masturbate to

:laffo:

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

poo poo if I could draw I would sell my soul for that kind of cash.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
a maquette for getting the light correct in a drawing

:nws: :nms: http://i.imgur.com/23c5uFD.png

Somebody has a new favorite as of 05:17 on Apr 21, 2016

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


rodbeard posted:

poo poo if I could draw I would sell my soul for that kind of cash.

In a heart beat.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

BrigadierSensible posted:

Also, if you have the desire to see two underage siblings gently caress, why pay 20,000 dollars for it?

Scribble some poo poo down on some notebook paper and wank to that you sick gently caress. Why do you need to pay someone else 20K to do it for you? Are you too lazy to imagine it yourself, or do you demand "realism" whilst viewing cartoon children gently caress? (Hint: neither answer makes you look good.)

But I suppose, good on your friend for milking the perverts from their moneys. But I always think, if you have an artistic talent, and you spend it on drawing Batman giving it to Superman, doesn't that make you feel like you are wasting your gift?

Yea, that's his thought on it. He works as a commercial artist, but its pretty unfulfilling, and doesn't pay that much. He paints what he wants to , and then does commissions to make money.

And as we were talking about it, he said because he's got a really good eye at replicating art styles, and people love to have what looks like actual artwork from the show, rather than badly drawn versions of their favorite characters.

Nuebot posted:

And what's even more hosed up is that a lot of those people don't just commission one thing, they'll have galleries of their super specific fetish and pay more money for it than some people will ever see in their life. They also tend to get super clingy to artists, or super angry if you say no. It's really weird.

Yea. He is only word of mouth, only communicates to customers via a gmail account because of this.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

twistedmentat posted:

And as we were talking about it, he said because he's got a really good eye at replicating art styles, and people love to have what looks like actual artwork from the show, rather than badly drawn versions of their favorite characters.

As an aside this is probably where the better money is if you really want to make money off of perverts. Anyone can draw Goku with big tits, in a style that looks nothing like the show for like, $50-$100. But if you can replicate whatever style well enough then weirdos will come crawling out of the woodwork to find you, like so many awful termites.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

twistedmentat posted:



And as we were talking about it, he said because he's got a really good eye at replicating art styles, and people love to have what looks like actual artwork from the show, rather than badly drawn versions of their favorite characters.




To me this makes it worse. Because you've got a pervert going, "I aint wanking to any old drawing of cartoon children. I nead my cartoon kids to look like they do on TV. That way I know it's REAL!"

If it hadn't already, this truly crosses the line from creepy/gross/perverted to mentally ill.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




BrigadierSensible posted:

But I suppose, good on your friend for milking the perverts from their moneys. But I always think, if you have an artistic talent, and you spend it on drawing Batman giving it to Superman, doesn't that make you feel like you are wasting your gift?

Uh, we just had a story of how someone used their ability to draw to generate 1200$ for two days work. I think they're doing pretty good. Besides it's not like superheroes loving is that crazy in the grand scheme of things.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

RareAcumen posted:

Uh, we just had a story of how someone used their ability to draw to generate 1200$ for two days work. I think they're doing pretty good. Besides it's not like superheroes loving is that crazy in the grand scheme of things.

Superman and Batman loving is honestly not all that shocking. Just make sure they use a Bat-Condom.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Batman is prepared.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

frozenpussy posted:

that second part is false, actually. but my week's been boring so please tell me more
hehe look at this gross picture someone posted to my cartoon porn site he he

Krowley
Feb 15, 2008

Slime posted:

Superman and Batman loving is honestly not all that shocking. Just make sure they use a Bat-Condom.

Or else they might get Super-AIDS

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Slime posted:

Superman and Batman loving is honestly not all that shocking. Just make sure they use a Bat-Condom.

The real question is, do they pull out half-way and double-team doomsday? I'm still mad about doomsday being in that movie :negative:

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

XMNN posted:

hehe look at this gross picture someone posted to my cartoon porn site he he

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy

Ratzap posted:

That looks like a video version of the main plot idea in Adolf - er ist wieder da! which came out in 1997 in Germany. It caused a lot of ruffled feathers of course (I was living over there at the time) but it's pretty funny if somewhat surreal. Reading that page I see they're making a film of the comic books, superb.
The bit with Goering as a trans ex-CIA agent crack whore is just fantastic

Its based on "Er ist wieder da" by Timur Vermes. Except for the basic idea of "Hitler today" it doesn't really share any similarities. Both books are pretty drat good but in completely different ways.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

frozenpussy posted:

I draw despicable things but that one time I really thought it would go over as obviously not something I masturbate to

I know the meme is overused, but AUG is currently coming from inside the thread.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Whorelord has a new favorite as of 12:54 on Apr 21, 2016

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

....straya?

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012


So proud :australia:

I did a search for ugly tattoos.










MURRAY!

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

Megabound posted:

So proud :australia:

I did a search for ugly tattoos.



Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Megabound posted:

So proud :australia:

I did a search for ugly tattoos.





Well to be fair... that baby looks like an Alien.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

yeah nah the tattoo is a vast improvement on the OP

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Sludge Tank posted:

yeah nah the tattoo is a vast improvement on the OP

This baby isnt one of those "My Beautiful Angels" Is it?
I hope that baby isnt dead.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

Hihohe posted:

This baby isnt one of those "My Beautiful Angels" Is it?
I hope that baby isnt dead.

A guy I know does a thing called "Heartfelt photography" or something of the sorts where he goes and takes photos of stillborn or SIDS kids post mortem for their families to remember them by (coincidentally, a big industry in the late 19th and early 20th centuries which are uber creepy)

No I won't post any of it here, it's a noble cause, but your post has made me curious in thinking that that pic/tattoo combo wasn't something like that

e: hurr just reaslised what you said was the same thing I did. soz drunkposting

e2: this post is AUG

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Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Hihohe posted:

This baby isnt one of those "My Beautiful Angels" Is it?
I hope that baby isnt dead.

looks like fetal alcohol syndrome.

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