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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀



That's the view you'd have if you had sex with him.

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

That is the worst mental image I have had in a long long time.

Also am I wrong in being creeped out more by this guy than the neck fungus woman?

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Picnic Princess posted:

That's the view you'd have if you had sex with him.

The last sight seen before death

Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012

Picnic Princess posted:

That's the view you'd have if you had sex with him.

This is actually a woman.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005


You'd think there would be a point where a family member would sit you down and tell you that no, you are entirely incapable of growing facial hair, but I guess not.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

You'd think there would be a point where a family member would sit you down and tell you that no, you are entirely incapable of growing facial hair, but I guess not.

"Shut up mom! You don't understand me like my ponies do! This beard represents Friendship is magic or some poo poo like that. Ungh!"

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra


wow dude, so zdarry about your face

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

Picnic Princess posted:

That's the view you'd have if you had sex with him.

Her. She is actually biologically female.


Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

BrigadierSensible posted:

That is the worst mental image I have had in a long long time.

Also am I wrong in being creeped out more by this guy than the neck fungus woman?

That was my exact thought too. I could look at neck fungus all day but this guy bothers me in ways I can't explain.*

*Fake edit: woman, apparently.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

gentle pete posted:

Her. She is actually biologically female.


Huh, she really looks like grumpy cat

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

:stare:

How

Why

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

gentle pete posted:

Her. She is actually biologically female.




Goddam, Kip from Napoleon dynamite got fat.
Possibly nsfw:
http://i.imgur.com/hvVQuJv.jpg



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jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


gentle pete posted:

Her. She is actually biologically female.




I want to zoom in on the books and see what they are.

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

gentle pete posted:

Her. She is actually biologically female.




This is really unfortunate. Is it just obesity and the effects it has on hormones, or is there something else going on here?

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Every time you see "genderfuck" just think of that image

EKDS5k
Feb 22, 2012

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET YOUR BEER FREEZE, DAMNIT

Underwear posted:

LOL - This person makes me coffee sometimes. They work at a Starbucks near my office, and yes, they look like this every day. It's actually pretty amusing to hang out and watch business men in suits try to avoid looking at them while ordering complicated coffee.

gentle pete posted:

I'm genuinely surprised that's a real person and not a fake profile that someone made for a laugh

This person is my brother's current wife's best friend. I don't live in the same city as him, and so while I've only heard of them, they definitely are a legit real person who apparently acts like that all the time. Also they go by "Paint" in real life. As in, "My name is Paint."

free basket of chips
Sep 7, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Imagine the smell

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


EKDS5k posted:

Also they go by "Paint" in real life. As in, "My name is Paint."

No wonder they don't want to be called "Ms"

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010

That's almost certainly the affects of the hormonal imbalances caused by PCOS. Many sufferers claim their obesity stems from that as well, but who knows.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

BrigadierSensible posted:

That is the worst mental image I have had in a long long time.

Also am I wrong in being creeped out more by this guy than the neck fungus woman?

At this point Neck Fungus Woman has just become an old friend like Goatse.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

No wonder they don't want to be called "Ms"
lol

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Male Tears posted:

This is really unfortunate. Is it just obesity and the effects it has on hormones, or is there something else going on here?

Obesity, hormones and possibly something developmental, who knows?

Natalie Fartman
Apr 5, 2013

I selflessly rescued an abandoned cat during the COVID-19 Pandemic :3:

MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

That's almost certainly the affects of the hormonal imbalances caused by PCOS. Many sufferers claim their obesity stems from that as well, but who knows.

Gonna zoom in to defend all the women who have PCOS because I can't help it. PCOS is a hormonal imbalance that gives a significant portion of it's sufferers insulin resistance. Our bodies relationship with food is hosed up. A lot of women with PCOS find they have a much lower metabolic rate and instead of eating 1500 calories to be a reasonable weight while active, it's more like 1200, some even go under 1000 with medical supervision. That's not to say her eating habits aren't terrible. They in all likelihood are, but it becomes more of a battle with yourself when you have screwed up hormones to contend with too. It's a vicious cycle, because often the cure for the hormonal imbalance is weight control, but as the two feed themselves its easy to get trapped.

It's actually a really depressing syndrome to have. It basically slaps us with being prone to a bunch of unfeminine physical traits (extra hair, balding, orbital obesity, acne) as well as a high risk of infertility.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Thanks for the quick summary.

Now I'm kinda confused by a certain goons usernames.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Am I the first? "No ring!" GWAHAHAHAHA!

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

LingcodKilla posted:

Thanks for the quick summary.

Now I'm kinda confused by a certain goons usernames.

PCOS Bill = Pecos Bill

To expand on PCOS though, it does/can cause extraneous body hair on varying levels, as well as the metabolic difficulties mentioned. So "fat and hairy" to "probably PCOS" isn't too much of a stretch. Excess body hair is actually one of the very first things doctors will look for when assessing/testing for PCOS.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Thats Arts and Crafts Homeless Tony Romo

Edit: jesus, its uncanny

blarzgh has a new favorite as of 18:28 on Nov 16, 2015

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

blarzgh posted:

Thats Arts and Crafts Tony Romo

Wanna try a crownie.

Dr Scoofles
Dec 6, 2004

kizudarake posted:

Goddam, Kip from Napoleon dynamite got fat.
Possibly nsfw:
http://i.imgur.com/hvVQuJv.jpg




I would love to take one of these people on as an ugly duckling project.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

blarzgh posted:

Thats Arts and Crafts Homeless Tony Romo

Edit: jesus, its uncanny

On the right is Tony Romo with Directv
On the left is Homeless Tony Romo with cable

eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer

Dr Scoofles posted:

I would love to take one of these people on as an ugly duckling project.

Nonplussed Yellowscarf probably doesn't count.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Mind the gap.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
girls have mustaches now

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?
Just trying to enjoy some memes on Facebook and this person (pink hair) makes a 100+ comment thread on one of them to defend her racist posts.



blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Male Tears posted:

Just trying to enjoy some memes on Facebook and this person (pink hair) makes a 100+ comment thread on one of them to defend her racist posts.


Austin Powers Voice: That's a man, baby

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Some people just shouldnt smile.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Um how positive are that's a girl?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Haverchuck posted:

girls have mustaches now

As they have since the dawn of time







Not that uncommon


Male Tears posted:

Just trying to enjoy some memes on Facebook and this person (pink hair) makes a 100+ comment thread on one of them to defend her racist posts.

Cool moon skin, but show us the racist posts as well pls

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Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

cash crab posted:

Cool moon skin, but show us the racist posts as well pls

This was the original pic that started the drama. 4chan humor stuff. Said it was OK to post because it's a joke and she's a trans girl like the character on the end. Things got progressively worse as the comments went on.

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