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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007


horses are herbivores, poser.

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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

it was a flash drive he kept on his person. in case he had a spare five minutes, i guess.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

twistedmentat posted:

What is with the gloves? Like seriously? All I can think of is they saw American Psycho and though Batman with the gloves on was the look they wanted. I'll say this, at least they look like they have showered.

You're saying you would touch that pillow with your bare hands?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007


so he's "made it" in show business?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Because your parents (hopefully) know you're not that petty.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Postal Parcel posted:

Water as in Urine? How much piss can this child create in one day?

plenty, if you know it's the only way you're getting a bath that week.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007


it's clearly the first time he's ever smiled, give him a break. he'll get better.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Darth123123 posted:

I like that goons are posting AUG photos and stories ITT from LARP festivals they attend.

Unless you have photos of them, you can't prove they were awkward there.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Darth123123 posted:

Can you be non AU or G and attend one? :shrug:

Innocent until proven guilty. I'm sure you can be very suave in chainmail, hypothetically.

e: greasy, i should have said proven greasy

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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Was it a previous AUG thread where the guy who changed his legal name to MegaZone came in and was real surprised people called him a dork?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007


look friend, a roasted chicken can't give consent. that's just fact. let me take what i can get, okay?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

RZA Encryption posted:

What if that bench has wheels

then the invasion is nigh and we are all doomed.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Mans posted:




Why can't i be fetishized for my bad eat habits :qq:

it's as though...internet weirdos will tell someone who gives them a boner what they want to hear...:confused:

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007


this animal face looks a lot like a wolfpupy drawing

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

mds2 posted:

What the gently caress is a Jojo?

????

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007


look at that one hair on top, sticking up like it owns the place.

get some tweezers, howard(?)!! take back your life!

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7bGYVViglY

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007



phew, after that last image this is a cool breeze.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

queserasera posted:

So no one got far enough past the obvious breast implants to see the obvious camel toe. :gonk:

did you not see the gif of the man with the skull-shaped lump suddenly popping out of his torso? again: cool, uterine breeze.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

darkhand posted:

Always wanna know who's taking these pics of dudes with ridiculous Swords, mlp or anime pillows. Their mom? A naïve friend?

please google "tulpa", it will explain a lot.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i was going to search for "BANG AUSTRALIA" to see if the man himself had reason to visit, but then my amazon recs would be full of sex assault ebooks, instead of phone chargers like they are now.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

probably more women at the white pride rally. girls love confidence.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Tardcore posted:

Bullshit that's Ska

please google "nightcore".

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i looked to see if dream theater still existed because internet dweebs were telling me all about them ten years ago.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Someone should alert the folks at cracked.com, otherkin hq.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

if the start of a story is "i posted a photo of my boobs on my employer's facebook page" i really want the context

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

the free market is king, and horny.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

have you heard about this hip new bodymod called "the dentist?"

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007


i really want to rip this man's chin hair off. god, you have no idea what i would do.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i always wonder how much people get paid to "write" articles like that.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Heath posted:

Hey I'm bi and I need you to be bi too but I want a heterosexual relationship

you're assuming the man who posts kludged together pony memes with his real name attached isn't down for a poly situation.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i also think the jpeg makes poor arguments.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Breetai posted:

Can someone explain this insane bullshit to me because I have no idea but it sounds incredibly overblown even for dorks on the internet.

i had an erection, but now i don't, what the gently caress

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Skippy McPants posted:

Then they're not exactly groupies, are they?

What's the word for those creepy obsessives, be they lad or lady, who latch on to minor internet celebrities?

groupies with very low standards

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

heroes of the storm, pff. show me some disgustos who play REAL esports :rolleyes:

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i have spoken to furries at length w/o buttplugs coming up in conversation.

i worked with a brony and it was upsetting.

i know where i stand.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

PCOS Bill posted:

Are you literally autistic or do you just play one on the internet?

Wow... that's kinda...personal.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Verisimilidude posted:

This comic strip kinda supports safe spaces for women as actual things we need.

A woman's safe space: a rape support group; a battered women's shelter.

A man's safe space: Call of Duty; Battlefield lobbies.

don't argue with these comics

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Shanghaied posted:

"I hide three of these carrots around my body, for example [...] under one of my belly flaps [... ]".

"belly flap s ".

:barf:

i mean...flaps come in pairs. symmetry is beautiful, the human body is beautiful.

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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

please don't post my art w/o my permission, i read through the "horse boobs" tag thoroughly before submitting.

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