LingcodKilla posted:

I'm going to endorse this as a way to clearly avoid people I never want to talk to.

Also I ran across this on the Puget Sound, WA.

titties posted:

If you don't want to buy a leather jumpsuit similar to the one Elvis wore in the '68 special or one of 2 awesome Zelda sword and shield sets then I don't know what to tell you.

Scathach posted:

I JUST move to WA and here you guys are terrifying me

cash crab posted:

I'm not going to google it, because last time i saw it i literally puked in my mouth BUT does anyone remember that photoset where a guy comes into a pan and then cooks it and then eats it

XMNN posted:

What.

Shayu posted:

I was doing a little jerk off and I wanted to do a little different thing than the usual jerk off so I go to YouTube but the only videos of boobs are difficult to jack off to.

titties posted:

would

Postal Parcel posted:

And there were only men there


Ignoring that this is a gimmick, who goes to YouTube for that sort of material, especially "different" stuff. Isn't Tumblr the place for "weird porn" now?

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Or more likely you typically can't commit cannibalism without breaking some other law. Think about it; how many living, breathing people are perfectly willing to have other people eat parts of them?

It's more likely that cannibalism happened after a murder, and assault, or theft of a corpse. Preventing and punishing those things leads to less cannibalism.

That and, you know, these days people don't run around eating each other most of the time.

quote:

Looking for a willing volunteer, Meiwes posted an advertisement on the website The Cannibal Cafe (a blog site for people with cannibal fetishes). Meiwes's post stated that he was "looking for a well-built 18- to 30-year-old to be slaughtered and then consumed."[2] Bernd Jürgen Armando Brandes, an engineer from Berlin, then answered the advertisement. Many other people responded to the advertisement, but backed out; Meiwes did not attempt to force them to do anything against their will.[3][4] The two made a videotape when they met on 9 March 2001 in Meiwes's home in the small town of Rotenburg, showcasing Meiwes amputating Brandes's penis and the two men attempting to eat the penis together before Brandes's ultimate demise. Brandes had insisted that Meiwes attempt to bite his penis off. This did not work and ultimately, Meiwes used a knife to remove Brandes's penis.

Hihohe posted:

Weldon Pemberton posted:

Relax, jeans are fine. I meant this bullshit:



Which has been getting pushed hard for a couple of years.

blarzgh posted:

You choose to see "omg misogyny" instead of "fun family joke." Sorry thats relatable for you.

popewiles posted:

Sometimes people can make an inappropriate joke and the real joke is that there are people that would make that joke seriously.
For example, I have a friend who is a different race than me. Occasionally one of us will make a racial joke toward the other. We both know that we don't literally mean these things, we are laughing at the sort of people who say these things and mean it. If someone who didn't know us saw this, they would probably have the same reaction that you have. But to people who know us, they know we are not being "racist" just like I doubt that family is being misogynistic. They are simply making an inappropriate joke and people who don't know them assume the worst.

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Hihohe posted:

PCOS Bill posted:

lol the aug is coming from the thread

bradzilla posted:

whitepeoplechristmascard.jpg

DorkusMalorkus posted:

cash crab posted:

In a thread that has a picture of Romeo Rose's dick, you're going to have to kick it up a notch.

Postal Parcel posted:

Since BMFB did it, I decided to do some easy finding and googled dakimakura(as always, there's nsfw content within the first 5 image results so please google at work)

bringmyfishback posted:

I feel the same way. raccoon and fish love 4 lyfe!

Also, some content, so that I am not a no-content fartface.


I wish this was bigger, but also I don't.

XMNN posted:

i asked him if he was going to include the time the guy threw his (literally only 3rd or 4th) pint up back into the glass when we were the only ones in the pub and a girl from sixth form was on the bar in his speechbut he said no

Cosima posted:

My dad does this all the time and it drives me crazy. He tells stories under the assumption I can read his mind to figure out details that seem obvious to him.

quote:

The number of single people has reached a record high. A survey in 2011 found that 61% of unmarried men and 49% of women aged 18-34 were not in any kind of romantic relationship, a rise of almost 10% from five years earlier. Another study found that a third of people under 30 had never dated at all. (There are no figures for same-sex relationships.) Although there has long been a pragmatic separation of love and sex in Japan – a country mostly free of religious morals – sex fares no better. A survey earlier this year by the Japan Family Planning Association (JFPA) found that 45% of women aged 16-24 "were not interested in or despised sexual contact". More than a quarter of men felt the same way.

cash crab posted:

Okie doke, then. There is just something so hilarious about this. I think it's a combination of the mask and the incredibly vacant expression she's perfected.

Mildly Amusing posted:

Birthrates are down all over the place. Japan is getting the worst of it (supposedly if the trend keeps up Japan's population will halve within the century) but people everywhere are giving up on making babies presumably as a result of discovering the magic of "waifus."

PCOS Bill posted:

You can spend $10 to take that away. Anyone can. That's how it got there in the first place.

Sinners Sandwich posted:

Okay I'll bite, whats the origin of his avatar?

Male Tears posted:

Mans posted:

sorry she broke up with you

Mans posted:

body hair doesn't look good on anyone. shave every single piece of fur in your body that isn't your eyebrows and head hair.

Thin Privilege posted:

Pham Nuwen posted:

d) Forums poster Watrick reveals too much about his dating habits: "I found this nugget on Growlr tonight"

Watrick posted:

Growlr delivers again! Why yes I want a tattoo of chaser on my arm so all the Bears will know how bad I want them:

Cosima posted:

I'm not so sure. My impression was that Pos culture (yikes) was a result of the trauma of the AIDS genocide in the 80s and 90s. I know some older men who survived thanks to antivirals and describe feeling bad for living when all of their friends could not, which sounds bizarre but is actually a fairly common thing that people feel when they survive a huge tragedy. Anyways I can't speculate about Pos culture now, it seems to have evolved into something truly hosed.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Bath salts are synthetic weed? And that's what made that dude in Florida eat a living person's face?