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Busket Posket: Feb 5, 2010; ✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

*reopens OKCupid account*

*deletes entire hard drive*

*burns down house*

*one-way flight to Ypres*

# ¿ Apr 12, 2016 22:31

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 17:58

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Please accept these as penance, noted hyperbole scholar KILLALLNERDS.EXE

# ¿ Apr 13, 2016 02:25

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bubblebee posted:

http://imgur.com/a/FyTFp

I saw this earlier on r/sex today but when I went back to SCap it was already deleted.

graey alien posted:

Lauren F. - Age 22

Oh heyyyy you, didnt see you there LOL Well, my story? Me Ashley Brooke heather all coming back from a second rate danceclub new haven ct. omg all dying in the ride from the fun stories about the guys of the night and also all absolutely dyin for really fresh tender goose meat. ash would NOT shut up about it and we so had a craving. i played it real cool like lol i dunno lol where could we get some? no where? then......when my absolut FAVVVVV regina spek. song comes on "UH hey babes *lifts up skirt* pushed a Goose meat slab slowly right out on the exterior of the backseat!! I had stored a bunch of fresh dark goose meat up my pussy before we left and had it up inside my pussy the whole night!! haha I was *goosh some out slowly to one friend* and then pointin my pussy at the other girls *goosh in her direction out the pussy* we were all howling with laughter and the grizly juices were pouring down our chins as we indulged ourselves some goose meat was still trickling out from the deeper parts of my Pussy when i get home. memories!!

np - green day - time of our lives

# ¿ Apr 20, 2016 04:10

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2016 05:36

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Maggie Fletcher posted:

That was a comforting thought, until I realized: why wouldn't they take a picture/get a tattoo of the baby while it was still alive? Lack of foresight? Or maybe the news of the baby's impending demise was so tragic they didn't even think about it until the baby died? I'm doing some serious mental gymnastics here to keep from assuming the saddest.

My friend's brother's wife had a stillbirth, and they insisted on not only bringing the baby home, but also taking it to a portrait studio for family pictures, and visiting the rest of the family over the next few days. By the time my friend 'met' the baby, its skin was sloughing off.

Grieving mothers can do weird poo poo.

She still has the stillborn's picture as her Facebook profile picture, and she's had two kids since then.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2016 22:42

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EmmyOk posted:

Does the hospital let you keep the dead baby? That doesn't seem right. Like surely you have an undertaker sort things out they don't just hand it to you in a ziplock bag.

In some states, fetuses <20 weeks are disposed of as medical waste, but >20 weeks are issued a "Certificate of Birth Resulting in Stillborn" and can be sent home.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2016 23:22

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SO DEMANDING posted:

You want AUG?

Competitive vaping.

a.k.a. "Cloud Chasing"

a.k.a. "I can finally show how angry I am in cartoon fashion"

a.k.a. "Sheeple ruin every sport I'm good at gently caress YOU DAD"

# ¿ Apr 24, 2016 23:34

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 17:58

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Timg'd for dick outline. This was in the "Gigs" section of the local Craigslist.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2016 16:38

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