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Bip Roberts posted:It's photoshop. Are you sure? Can you see the pixels?
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He didn't buy her a drink, and only one serving of nachos. And he calls himself a gentleman? She deserves someone that will treat her teh way a pony deserves.
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Nov 14, 2015 10:39
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BigglesSWE posted:I will never understand why you'd PH an animated character into a picture of yourself. I just.....why??? To be cool and tough. Duh.
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Nov 16, 2015 00:23
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That is the worst mental image I have had in a long long time. Also am I wrong in being creeped out more by this guy than the neck fungus woman?
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Nov 16, 2015 05:44
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:You'd think there would be a point where a family member would sit you down and tell you that no, you are entirely incapable of growing facial hair, but I guess not. "Shut up mom! You don't understand me like my ponies do! This beard represents Friendship is magic or some poo poo like that. Ungh!"
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Nov 16, 2015 05:51
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These are the picture that makes me feel sorry for her. She looks so irredeemably moronic and pathetic. The facial hair is unfortunate and probably hormonal, but these photos make me imagine meeting her, and hearing her wheeze through monotonic and way too detailed descriptions of her cats as one politely tries to get away and fails as she follows you around for the rest of the night.
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Nov 17, 2015 07:13
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Hihohe posted:Heh, its mean but drat is that funny. I still reckon the curtains match the drapes. No I am not sorry for making you think about this mans pubes.
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Nov 17, 2015 07:41
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It's not the fat that gets me, it's the fact that she's SO fat that the urine coagulates between the folds long enough to cause physical damage. I mean surely there is a point in your life when you first have a piss and your fat causes the urine to stay trapped amongst your skin, that you say to yourself "well, better put down that 3rd cheeseburger"
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Nov 20, 2015 01:03
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Wanamingo posted:Is this at the Kitsap mall in Silverdale? I've been in that store before, but I've never bought anything. They have a bunch of really gaudy holographic wall art. I literally and unironicly love shops like this. SO much tat, so little taste.
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Nov 26, 2015 06:19
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Pastry of the Year posted:Swamp Dogg is threatening to either do something or to not do something and I'll be damned if I know what's going on here. He is talking to a woman with a boyfriend, and saying if I ever kiss it, (your pussy), he can kiss it goodbye. Because you will no longer be going out with him for I am that good at cunnilingus. I hope that enhances your enjoyment of the album.
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Dec 1, 2015 01:12
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Scathach posted:Purity balls are the ultimate "I want to gently caress my daughter and I own her because she's not a boy." Anyone taking their daughter to those things needs to not have a daughter anymore. The concept of Purity balls depresses me. As do these photos, but for different reasons. The girl in the third one is young enough to just want to get dressed up in a pretty frock and go to a ball with her father. That's cool, and she doesn't know or understand all the weird sexual purity stuff, so she won't be that traumatized by it. However teh girl in the last one looks old enough to know what a "purity Ball" means, yet she is still posing in a photo where her creepy skeleton of a father holds her like he owns her. So she is either being forced to do such a thing, or is down with it. BrigadierSensible has a new favorite as of 07:30 on Dec 8, 2015 |
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Dec 8, 2015 07:27
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Impalas are African. These anthropomorphised animals aren't practicing racial purity.
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Dec 14, 2015 00:59
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blarzgh posted:Thank you, for filling my imagination with a world where every tablet has a button that shows you a person's butt. It's called Grindr.
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Dec 17, 2015 06:03
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I think the AUG is that someone spent nearly $50 because someone elses jokey internet name was vaguely *gasp* feminist, and as such they need to be shown the truth.
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Dec 18, 2015 02:51
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wicked-tribe posted:Lasers! MF?F
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Dec 24, 2015 06:07
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twistedmentat posted:Ooh I gotta find a the guy a friend of mine interacted with on OKC recently. I'm sure it's been answered, but what is the point of the angry tirade after being politely rebuffed? Is the girl supposed to go "Wait, now you have called me old and fat and a cum dumpster, now I want to gently caress you."? Is it just a babyman having a tantrum? Do the men like this feel better after the tantrum? I mean they still got rejected. Is there a female version of this? I.E. Women who go all shouty and insulty after being rejected.
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Jan 16, 2016 09:50
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Mak0rz posted:According to Google Translate, this is Dutch for "Dad sits to Skype on the poop box with his sons." Poop Box is now my new favourite euphemism for the dunny.
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Jan 26, 2016 07:57
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On Prussian Blue. Whilst they have chilled, and moved away from the hardcore Nazi/White Pride stuff, apparently they are still holocaust deniers. But they are also apparently truthers and a bunch of other conspiracy stuff, so that goes with the 'smoking a lot of pot' stuff. They grew up, became teenagers who started smoking pot and thought "Hey man, the government is like lying to us man. gently caress you Dad, i reject your ideology". Like normal people.
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Feb 2, 2016 01:09
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Is that cosplay of the "Oh" My God" Fox Lady thing from whatever bad webcomic in the middle? I am recognizing cosplayers from webcomics that I have only seen mocked on other websites. I think I am the AUG.
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Feb 4, 2016 04:30
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Birb Katter posted:Does he make money though or does he just get attention. Can't exactly be too many companies lining up to get associated with that brand. Never underestimate the amount of men prepared to pay money to go to a 'seminar' to hear about how to pick up women. No matter how rapey. In fact the rapier it is, the more losers will pay.
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Feb 5, 2016 08:17
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Scathach posted:And here they are worried about the gays recruiting kids... FACTkin? "I am really John F Kennedy. That guy that was the president of the US years before I was born. That person there is evidence existed in another time and place to now. Well that is me, and to suggest otherwise is racist." This is textbook mental illness. edit: Also what is the difference between Fictkin and Mythkin? Both are when you pretend/think you are something that doesn't exist. Fictkin is just that it was written by someone else and made into a story on TV or whatever, Mythkin is where it was made up by the collective unconscious like dragons and stuff?
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Feb 16, 2016 01:09
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Thin Privilege posted:I read factkin like "1+1=2" or "humans need to breathe to live" but am confused as to how you make that your identity. You are saying that Factkin is "I am me. Inside of me, isntead of there being a wolf, or dragon, or pony it is actually me. Don't judge"? Giving themselves a special snowflake label, but can't be arsed to pretend to be anything other than themselves?
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Feb 16, 2016 01:19
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Mad Hamish posted:Oh, the Morris dancers I know aren't really, like, goony, but they're all nerdy as all hell. And it's an even gender split, the women are just as nerdy as the men. I also find Morris to be as appealing to women as it is to men. Please tell me that America took Morris Dancing from England, and then had a East Coast vs West Coast style rap feud. With your White Rats vs the Ontario Otters etc.
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Feb 17, 2016 01:50
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Morris dancing is silly. It looks silly. I agree it takes skill and practice to do it well, but that adds to the silliness. Because that means taht groups of people spend hours practicing jumping and waving hankies about. It is a twee, silly, harmless British affectation.
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Feb 18, 2016 00:58
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Scathach posted:
So your co-worker will judge you either way?
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Feb 18, 2016 03:05
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Scathach posted:That is a weak ren fair. I truly hope that this is two people.
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Feb 24, 2016 03:42
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Not speaking on mental illness, nor hormonal imbalances during pregnancies, no even the physical/emotional impact abortions can have on people ... but yeah a vasectomy is easy, cheap, and a guaranteed way to stay childfree if you are male. Even with those spermjacking bitches that really truly exist and aren't a figment of my misogynist imagination.
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Feb 26, 2016 15:50
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This stained wolf costume provides me the requisite ironic detachment and distance between my penis and the sweaty fat folds of the person dressed as an anime dragon. I'm not a furry. Really guys.
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Feb 29, 2016 01:35
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Is anyone else as irrationally irritated that one of his beard tufts seems longer than the other? I mean it must take a certain amount of selective grooming to grow that beard, the least you can do is make it symmetrical.
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Mar 7, 2016 08:11
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subpar anachronism posted:The face of a man who thinks it's the high point of cleverness to comment 'Booooooobies.' half a dozen times on an article on huffpo about womens' body image. I am imagining that this very serious looking fellow said "Booobies" in his very serious deadpan voice, and it is hilarious.
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Mar 18, 2016 00:53
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Scathach posted:
A while back but .... "left handed"? Are these people so desperate to be different and special and oppressed that they list that as part of their minority badges?
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Mar 20, 2016 05:22
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There is no way that a man in his undies and a cape carrying an anime bodypillow on the bus is not taking the piss. I approve of this man and all his life choices.
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Mar 21, 2016 03:14
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Nuebot posted:I just assumed it was overly competitive parents. Parents will do some hosed up stuff without giving a poo poo during things that are supposed to be fun for kids, like running out onto the field and just throwing some other kid to the ground so their precious little snowflake can score a goal first in a game of sand bag toss or something. Or even taking the sandbags from their kid and throwing it themselves because they want to win and don't really give a gently caress if their kid is happy. And that type of parent is also the first to yell at Little Johnny if he misses a shot. Nothing like sucking all the fun and joy out of childrens games.
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Mar 28, 2016 08:06
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Here's a thing I just realized.Why are the MRAs/MGTOW/knobheads arguing about 'sexy ladies' in videogames/biotruthers etc so humourless? I mean it's the first thing they accuse the Feminazis of, that they can't take a joke and need to lighten up. But these fuckwads take themselves and the righteousness of their cause SO SO seriously, and fly into rage when you giggle at how ludicrous they look and are acting. Taking this idea down a step, it's the same with anyone who posts 'edgy' political humour. (Usually Obongo, or Hitlery type stuff). If you don't laugh, and say "hey dude, that's not funny", rather than shrugging it off like an easy going person who made a joke, they get all pissy and angry and declare that you are the one who needs to calm down and lighten up and grow a sense of humour, (all while they are frothing at the mouth with rage because you dared to not find their racism/sexism etc. funny.) I suppose my point is, if it's "just a bit of fun", then why do they get so angry and defensive when it's criticised? And if it's the feminazis who need to get a sense of humour, why can't they laugh at themselves?
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Mar 31, 2016 05:37
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Yeah, that is terribly worded, and could mean terrible things, but I think she is more talking about men who are good with children. i.e. male kindergarten teachers etc.
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twistedmentat posted:Friend of mine is an artists and yea, he does commissions for porn because people will pay through the nose for that poo poo. He literally finished up a picture of Batman loving superman for $1200. Took him about 2 days to draw it. He charges stupid prices but people will do it. Also, if you have the desire to see two underage siblings gently caress, why pay 20,000 dollars for it? Scribble some poo poo down on some notebook paper and wank to that you sick gently caress. Why do you need to pay someone else 20K to do it for you? Are you too lazy to imagine it yourself, or do you demand "realism" whilst viewing cartoon children gently caress? (Hint: neither answer makes you look good.) But I suppose, good on your friend for milking the perverts from their moneys. But I always think, if you have an artistic talent, and you spend it on drawing Batman giving it to Superman, doesn't that make you feel like you are wasting your gift?
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twistedmentat posted:
To me this makes it worse. Because you've got a pervert going, "I aint wanking to any old drawing of cartoon children. I nead my cartoon kids to look like they do on TV. That way I know it's REAL!" If it hadn't already, this truly crosses the line from creepy/gross/perverted to mentally ill.
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Apr 21, 2016 05:50
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2 is rad 5 is pretty and 7 is boss.
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Apr 25, 2016 07:57
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How does she walk? How does she get around? The only way I can think of is if she's bed bound, or uses a fat person scooter. But in either of those scenarios, why paint your nails?
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 Now I know HoneyBooBoo and her Paedophile-enabling Mum are low hanging fruit for Awkward and Ugly, but I just noticed the ladies and their daughters on either side of them. The woman on the left is dressed up as some sort of Tom of Finland leatherman bondage dude, and has made her *very* little daughter do the same, and the people on the right are the very stereotype of "stage mother past her prime" and "girl who has learned to be a bitch before she turned 12, and in 20 years will still be telling her friends about her days in pageants whilst they all get spray tanned" They freak me out more than the hambeast duo. {edit} The other girl and her mum don't bother me too much. She seems old enough to know what's going on and not be too traumatised by the whole affair.
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